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Albea
11-07-2004, 09:37 AM
Top Ten Reasons Why Your Dog's Haircut Costs More Than Yours

#10. Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.

#9. You don't go for eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair.

#8. Your hairdresser doesn't give you a sanitary trim.

#7. Your hairdresser doesn't have to clean your ears.

#6. You hairdresser doesn't have to remove the boogies from your eyes.

#5. You sit still for your hairdresser.

#4. Your haircut doesn't include a manicure or pedicure.

#3. Your hairdresser only washes the hair on your head.

#2. You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.

And the #1 reason why your dog's haircut cost more than yours.....

#1. The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair is being cut is slim..

Kfamr
11-07-2004, 09:37 AM
LOL:D :D

Tonya
11-07-2004, 09:42 AM
HAHAHA! Suddenly, I feel like the $25 I pay for grooming is a bargain!

cloverfdx
11-07-2004, 09:56 AM
LOL thankyou for sharing. :D

Holly's mom
11-07-2004, 10:05 AM
That was hilarious! (and so true):D

lovemyshiba
11-07-2004, 10:36 AM
That's so funny!!!!

Thanks for the laugh this morning!!
:D

Corinna
11-07-2004, 11:20 AM
Thats was very good. Good to see you around to you've been kind of scarece haven't you?

Shelteez2
11-07-2004, 11:31 AM
OMG I love it. I'm going to print it out and put it up at work.

LOL

jenluckenbach
11-07-2004, 04:00 PM
ROTFLMAO!!!!! It is SO true!!!!!

DogLover9501
11-07-2004, 04:02 PM
LOL :D

trayi52
11-07-2004, 04:21 PM
So funny and so true!:D :D

chrissycat21
11-07-2004, 04:41 PM
:D :D So true! lol:D :D

wolf_Q
11-07-2004, 05:58 PM
LOL I'm going to have to print that out and bring it to work hehee :D

greysandmoregreys
11-07-2004, 10:54 PM
Another one

Anal glands!!! :o

But they are all sooooo true LOL

heinz57_79
11-07-2004, 10:56 PM
Too true!!! :) As a former groomer, I always tried to explain that when you went to get YOUR hair done, very rarely does your hairdresser have to muzzle you to get your nails done. hehehe ;)

Also.... If you get your puppers groomed, please remember to tip your groomer! :) After all, you tip your hairdresser, right? ;)