mspepper
11-06-2004, 03:24 PM
hi all
I answered yes to quite a few of these
see how you do
Do you select your friends based on how well your
> cats
> like them?
>
> Does your desire to collect cats intensify during
> times of stress?
>
> Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a
> month?
>
> Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do
> you
> wait at
> the box with the scoop in your hand?
>
> Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the
> drapes or licks
> the butter?
>
> Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you
> really have?
>
> Do you sleep in the same position all night because
> it
> annoys your
> cats when you move?
>
> Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
>
> Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with
> your
> fork?
>
> Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table)
> when
> you eat?
>
> Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
>
> Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans
> of
> cat food
> in the refrigerator?
>
> Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on
> the
> remote?
>
> Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an
> aquarium to entertain
> your cat?
>
> Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the
> freezing rain while
> your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out
> or come in?
>
> Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat
> than go out on
> a bad date?
>
> Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at
> Christmas?
>
> Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your
> spouse?
>
> Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat
> sitting on
> Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
>
> Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
>
>
> Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware
> because
> you both
> watched the same commercial on television?
>
> Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from
> scratch?
>
> Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or
> footboard, so
> you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
>
> At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty
> litter before
> you pick out anything for yourself?
>
> Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on
> holidays?
>
> Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast
> consisting of
> an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut,
> or trout?
>
> Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do
> you bring
> them out when your friends share pictures of their
> children?
> (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry
> their pet's
> pictures in their wallets, by the way.)
>
> When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you
> insist that
> they say a few words to your cat as well?
>
> Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat?
> If
> so, do you
> eventually double-date with the cats to see how they
> get along?
>
> When someone new comes to your house, do you
> introduce
> your cat, by
> name, to them?
>
>
>
I answered yes to quite a few of these
see how you do
Do you select your friends based on how well your
> cats
> like them?
>
> Does your desire to collect cats intensify during
> times of stress?
>
> Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a
> month?
>
> Do you scoop out the litter box after each use? Do
> you
> wait at
> the box with the scoop in your hand?
>
> Do you think it's cute when your cat swings on the
> drapes or licks
> the butter?
>
> Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you
> really have?
>
> Do you sleep in the same position all night because
> it
> annoys your
> cats when you move?
>
> Do you kiss your cat on the lips?
>
> Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with
> your
> fork?
>
> Does your cat sit at the table (or ON the table)
> when
> you eat?
>
> Does your cat sleep on your head? Do you like it?
>
> Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans
> of
> cat food
> in the refrigerator?
>
> Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on
> the
> remote?
>
> Did you buy a video tape of fish swimming in an
> aquarium to entertain
> your cat?
>
> Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the
> freezing rain while
> your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out
> or come in?
>
> Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat
> than go out on
> a bad date?
>
> Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at
> Christmas?
>
> Do you spend more for your cat than you do for your
> spouse?
>
> Do the Christmas cards you send out feature your cat
> sitting on
> Santa's lap? Does your cat sign the card?
>
> Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
>
>
> Does your cat eat out of cut crystal stemware
> because
> you both
> watched the same commercial on television?
>
> Do you microwave your cat's food? Prepare it from
> scratch?
>
> Do you climb out of bed over the headboard or
> footboard, so
> you won't disturb the sleeping cat?
>
> At the store, do you pick up the cat food and kitty
> litter before
> you pick out anything for yourself?
>
> Do you cook a special turkey for your cat on
> holidays?
>
> Does your cat "insist" on a fancy Sunday breakfast
> consisting of
> an omelet made from eggs, milk, and salmon, halibut,
> or trout?
>
> Do you have pictures of your cat in your wallet? Do
> you bring
> them out when your friends share pictures of their
> children?
> (Pollsters claim that 40 percent of cat owners carry
> their pet's
> pictures in their wallets, by the way.)
>
> When people call to talk to you on the phone, do you
> insist that
> they say a few words to your cat as well?
>
> Do you accept dates only with those who have a cat?
> If
> so, do you
> eventually double-date with the cats to see how they
> get along?
>
> When someone new comes to your house, do you
> introduce
> your cat, by
> name, to them?
>
>
>