molucass
10-29-2004, 01:34 PM
Lol.. I got this in my e-mail this morning... I think it's funny.
10 Dogs Pet Peeves About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny....not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN DOG YOU IDIOT!!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... STOP IT.
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog, WHOOOOHOOOOO what a proud
moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when
I freak out every time we go back.
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look we both know the
truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters? Hello!! Haven't you noticed the fur????
How dogs and men are the same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.
10 Dogs Pet Peeves About Humans
1. Blaming your farts on me...not funny....not funny at all!
2. Yelling at me for barking...I'M A FRIGGIN DOG YOU IDIOT!!
3. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly
whose walk is this anyway?
4. Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose... STOP IT.
5. Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. Now you know why we chew
your stuff up when you're not home.
6. The fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog, WHOOOOHOOOOO what a proud
moment for the top of the food chain.
7. Taking me to the vet for the "big snip", then acting surprised when
I freak out every time we go back.
8. Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. Sorry but I
haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet.
9. How you act disgusted when I lick myself. Look we both know the
truth, you're just jealous.
10. Dog sweaters? Hello!! Haven't you noticed the fur????
How dogs and men are the same
1. Both take up too much space on the bed.
2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.
3. Both mark their territory.
4. Neither tells you what's bothering them.
5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
6. Both have an inordinate fascination with women's crotches.
7. Neither does any dishes.
8. Both fart shamelessly.
9. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.
10. Both like dominance games.
11. Both are suspicious of the postman.
12. Neither understands what you see in cats.