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DJFyrewolf36
10-05-2004, 12:49 PM
I was just thinking of a funny one from The Fifth Element and thought I'd share:


Leeloo : Leeloo Dallas mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas : Yeah.
Leeloo : Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas : Yeah, multipass, she knows it's a multipass. Leeloo Dallas. This is my wife.
Leeloo : Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas : We're newlyweds. Just met. You know how it is. We bumped into each other, sparks happen...
Leeloo : Mul-ti-pass.
Korben Dallas : Yes, she knows it's a multipass. Anyway, we're in love.


Mul-ti-pas lol, that whole scene is funny to me :D

Do you guys have any favorite movie quotes?

dukedogsmom
10-05-2004, 01:03 PM
It's a bone, you lucky dog! And "Go back to Jersey, ya moron!"
"He's your kid, you beat him" All from Scrooged which happens to be one of my favorite movies.
Also, from Men At Work: Look here, someone threw away a perfectly good white boy.
That's all I can think of for now.

catland
10-05-2004, 02:03 PM
lets' see - just recently it was fun to watch the old Star Wars and hear "It's not my fault!"

slick
10-05-2004, 02:04 PM
"I'd rather stick needles in my eyes."

Quoted by my fav Jack Nicholson.

The Cat Factory
10-05-2004, 02:05 PM
From Army Of Darkness -

Ash : Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.

[after Ash chops up Evil Ash with a chainsaw and throws him into a hole]
Evil Ash : You'll never retrieve the Necronomicon! You'll die before ya get it!
Ash : Hey! What's that you got on your face?
Evil Ash : Huh?
[Ash throws dirt on Evil Ash's face]



From Star Wars Epsisode V -

Darth Vader : If you only knew the power of the Dark Side. Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your father.
Luke : He told me enough. He told me you killed him.
Darth Vader : No. I am your father.
Luke : No. That's not true. That's impossible.
Darth Vader : Search your feelings you know it to be true.
Luke : Nooooo. Nooooo.

RICHARD
10-05-2004, 02:39 PM
You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.

Ally Cat's Mommy
10-05-2004, 02:41 PM
" You had me at hello"

(Renee Zelweiger to Tom Cruise in Jerry MaGuire)

and

"Do you think not being married to me might maybe be something you could consider doing for the rest of your life?"

(Hugh Grant to Andie Macdowel at the end of 4 Weddings and a Funeral)

OK - I guess I am a hopeless romantic!!

Amber
10-05-2004, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by Ally Cat's Mommy
"You had me at hello"

(Renee Zelweiger to Tom Cruise in Jerry MaGuire)

Ohhhh I love it! One of my fav quotes too. :)

pitc9
10-05-2004, 02:54 PM
See if anyone knows what move my favorite line is from:

*Slaughter House Five, isn't that an awful name.

~Slaughter House Five... it's... it's a classic!

*Tom Sawyer is a classic.

~*Hint..... Kevin Bacon was in the movie*~:D

catland
10-05-2004, 03:07 PM
Originally posted by The Cat Factory
From Army Of Darkness -

Ash : Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures.


my husband was saying that just the other day.:eek: (not to me, to the TV).

and of course,

"I do not think that means what you think that means"

dukedogsmom
10-05-2004, 03:14 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
You can check your anatomy all you want, and even though there may be normal variation, when it comes right down to it, this far inside the head it all looks the same. No, no, no, don't tug on that. You never know what it might be attached to.
LMAO!! I put all that into Google here at work and it came up with the "p" word! I got off that page quick. I was trying to find out where you got that quote.

LoudLou
10-05-2004, 03:22 PM
Dory : I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy
[baby talk]
Dory : Ow Bad squishy, bad squishy


Peach : [Darla taps madly on the tank glass trying to knock Peach off] Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!

Pearl : Hey. You guys made me ink.

Mr. Ray : Okay, class. Optical orbits up front, and remember, we keep our subesophageal ganglia to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Aw, man.

Gill : To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie.

DJFyrewolf36
10-05-2004, 03:26 PM
I LOVE Army of Darkness hehe,

Shop Smart, Shop S Mart!


Here's a funny one from From Dusk Til Dawn

Carlos : What, were they psychos, or...?
Seth : Did they look like psychos? Is that what they looked like? They were vampires. Psychos do not explode when sunlight hits them, I don't give a F*** how crazy they are.


Somehow I think I would say the same thing...

The Cat Factory
10-05-2004, 03:31 PM
Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back

Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank.
Jay : What buzz?
Holden : The Internet buzz.
Jay : What the **** is the Internet?

cubby31682
10-05-2004, 05:00 PM
Dumber & Dumber ones.

-Kick his a$$ Seabass!
-Pull over, no cardigan but thanks for noticing.

Christmas Vacation

-Sh*ter was full!!!!
-That there is an Rrrr Vvvv

Friday
No one go in there for about 35 to 45 minutes.

MariaM
10-05-2004, 05:07 PM
I have WAY too many!:o I'll be back. Here are a few, they may not be exact, but they're pretty close anyway.

"Where is the ring Frodo?"

"It's over there on the mantlepeice!...no...wait...it's here...in my pocket. Isn't that odd..? After all...why not? Why shouldn't I keep it?"

"Give me the ring Frodo!"

"NO! It's mine...my precious!"

"It's been called that before, but not by you!"

"YOU WANT IT FOR YOURSELF!"

"BILBO BAGGINS! I'M NOT TRYING TO ROB YOU! I'm trying to help you!"

"..Gandalf!"


and...


"You're supposed to stick it in the ground!"

"It is in the ground!"

"Outside!"

"This was your idea!"

Both from Fellowship of the Ring...like I said..I will be back!:D

swimma253
10-05-2004, 05:12 PM
Great Idea!

Quote from overboard-
Goldie Hawn: *haaawhhh! Hawhh* I JUST... ate a bug!

Kurt Russel- Keep your mouth closed! NEver know whats flyin around out here!

cloverfdx
10-06-2004, 09:38 AM
I have ALOT aswell, mainly from the The Breakfast Club and Finding Nemo. And a few other movies aswell. :)

First up TBC....
1)
Bender: I have such a deep admiration for guys who role around on the floor with other guys.
Andrew: You'd never miss it. You don't have any goals.
Bender: Oh, but I do. I want to be just like you. I figure all I need is a lobotomy and some tights.
Brian: You wear tights?
Andrew: No, I do not wear tights. I wear the required uniform.
Brian: Tights.
Andrew: Shut up!

2)
Bender: Uh, Dick? Excuse me, Rich? Will milk be made available to us?

3)
Vernon: What if your home, what if your family, what if your dope was on fire?
Bender: Impossible, sir. Its in Johnson's underwear.

4)
The Breakfast Club: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole saturday in detention for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for making us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a brain, and an athlete, and a basketcase, a princess, and a criminal. Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, The Breakfast Club.


Finding Nemo...
1)
[About the humpback whale]
Dory: Maybe he only speaks "whale".
[slowly and deeply, imitating the whale]
Dory: Mmmmoooooowaaaaah...
Marlin: Dory. Dory, this is not "whale". You're speaking like "upset stomach".
:D

2)
[Dory and Marlin are in pitch darkness looking for the goggles]
Dory: Ahh! Something's got me!
Marlin: That's just me!
Dory: Who are you?
Marlin: [exasperated] Who am I? Who do you think?!
Dory: Are... are you my conscience?
Marlin: [sighs] Yes, I'm your conscience. We haven't spoken for a while. How have you been?
Dory: Eh, can't complain.
Marlin: Good. Now, do you see anything?
Dory: [angler fish's light approaches] Yes, I see... a light. Hey, conscience, am I dead?

And the Squishy qoute :D.

More coming...

smokey the elder
10-06-2004, 10:51 AM
From Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Hermione says, "We could get killed, or worse, ...EXPELLED!"

pitc9
10-06-2004, 11:02 AM
Originally posted by pitc9
See if anyone knows what move my favorite line is from:

*Slaughter House Five, isn't that an awful name.

~Slaughter House Five... it's... it's a classic!

*Tom Sawyer is a classic.

~*Hint..... Kevin Bacon was in the movie*~:D


Alright, well since no one guessed....

It's from Footloose

cloverfdx
10-06-2004, 11:25 AM
It's from Footloose

I am ashamed i have never seen Footloose, but have been tempted to buy the soundtrack. :o

DJFyrewolf36
10-06-2004, 11:32 AM
From Southpark *Don't worry, its edited!*

[Kenny has just died in the hospital]
Cartman : I bet him he couldn't do it. I bet him a hundred dollars.
Kyle : It's not your fault, Cartman.
Cartman : Dude, I know, I'm just stoked I don't have to pay him.
Kyle : Oh, that's real nice! He was your friend, you fat ****!

From Hellboy

Hellboy : Hey Myers, you're a talker. What's a good word, a solid word for "need"?
John Myers : Well, "need" is a good, solid word.
Hellboy : Nah. Too needy.

RICHARD
10-06-2004, 01:33 PM
I don't know how to fall asleep,
I just know how to pass out!

sirrahbed
10-06-2004, 03:22 PM
He never asks for a second cup of coffee at home
****
Would you like the steak or the fish?
-I'll take the lasagna
*********
We are going to the hospital
-the hospital?? What is it?
It's a big building with doctors and nurses, but that's not important right now!
*********
Surely you are kidding me!
Don't call me Shirley!!!
******

all from Airplane - I think hubby and my sons have it memorized:rolleyes:

swimma253
10-06-2004, 03:45 PM
Also from OverBoard...


*Goldie Hawn in a pricky voice after throwing Kurt Russel Overboard* Im not bored! I QUITE Happy! Everyone wants to be me!

(pink = my favorite part! :p

DJFyrewolf36
10-06-2004, 03:49 PM
Airplane was such a funny move :D

Uabassoon
10-06-2004, 03:59 PM
Christmas Vacation

-Sh*ter was full!!!!
-That there is an Rrrr Vvvv


Watching that movie is a family tradition at my house! My dad is always quoting those two lines!

Uabassoon
10-06-2004, 04:08 PM
Here's a few of my favorite quotes from Garden State ( I love this movie and if you haven't seen it yet you need to go now!)

*Sam : We're not gonna make out or anything, okay?
Andrew : What?
Sam : Oh, I'm sorry. I just totally ruined that moment, didn't I?


*Sam : If you don't laugh at yourself, life is going to seem a lot longer than you want it to.


*Mrs. Lubin : Oh... guys? Don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector; it was beeping all night.

*Andrew: We may not always be as happy as you always dreamed we'd be, but for once, let's just allow ourselves to be whatever it is we are

Cincy'sMom
10-06-2004, 04:20 PM
Originally posted by pitc9
Alright, well since no one guessed....

It's from Footloose
Darned work!! I was scrolling through to see if anyone gotit yet..I love Footloose!!

Another favorite, from Tombstone

"I'm your Huckleberry"
I love the way Val Kilmer says it

chrissycat21
10-06-2004, 04:24 PM
Originally posted by LoudLou
Dory : I shall call him squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my squishy Come on, squishy Come on, little squishy
[baby talk]
Dory : Ow Bad squishy, bad squishy


Peach : [Darla taps madly on the tank glass trying to knock Peach off] Find a happy place! Find a happy place! Find a happy place!

Pearl : Hey. You guys made me ink.

Mr. Ray : Okay, class. Optical orbits up front, and remember, we keep our subesophageal ganglia to ourselves. That means you, Jimmy.
Jimmy: Aw, man.

Gill : To the top of Mount Wanna-hock-a-loogie.

Those are some of my favorite, too!

cubby31682
10-06-2004, 08:06 PM
Watching that movie is a family tradition at my house!

Same here, we have to watch it during winter, summer, spring and fall before hubby is happy. Of course we have to watch it at least once a week in December to prepare for Christmas.

dappledoxie
10-06-2004, 08:57 PM
Oooo some great quotes you guys! :D I love Army of Darkness and Finding Nemo :D

Here's some of my favs....

Secret Window:
Chico... don't be discouraged...

"What do you think it means, you ignorant hick? I'm in the middle of a divorce. D-I-V-O-R-C-E... DEE-vorce!"

"I don't respond well to intimidation. Makes me feel icky."

Crikit
10-06-2004, 09:07 PM
Faves from Goonies:
Andy:"We could even wind up dead"
Mikey:"Don't say that never say that Goonies never say die!"
Andy"But I'm not a Goonie"
Mikey"That's right I forgot...but don't you realize, the next time you see sky it will be in another town. The next time you take a test it will be in another school. Our parents they want whats best for us, but it's their time their time up there. It's our time, our time down here. That's all over the minute we go up in Troy's old bucket."

Mouth"Yeah well this was my wish and it didn't come true, so I'm taking back. I'm taking them all back."

"HEY YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Faves from the Princess Bride:
"AS YOU WISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Fezzik are those rocks ahead?"
"If they are we'll all be dead."
"Stop that and I mean it."
"Anybody got a peanut."

Miracle Max:"He said to blith and as we all know to blith is to lie, so maybe you guys were playing poker and he.."
Max's wife:"Lier, Lier."
Miracle Max:"Get back witch"
"I'm not a witch I'm your wife."

"You know you keep using that word I do not think it means what you think it means."

"Mawwige, what is mawwige. Mawwige is but a dweam within a dweam and wove twu wove will follow you fowever."

Faves from Dirty Dancing"
"I carried the watermelon"

"Nobody puts baby in the corner"

Some Muppet quotes:
Kermit:"We're gonna catch them red handed."
Fozzie:"Kermit?"
Kermit:"Yes Fozzie?"
Fozzie:"What colour are their hands now?"

Dr Honeydew:"My assitant Beeker will check to see if it's still armed. Beeker?"
Beeker:"MEEEMMEEEMEMEMEMEMEMEEEEEEEE!"

Animal:"Women, women, women."

Fozzie:"If this is the happiness hotel, I'd hate to see what the sadness hotel is."

"Peoples is peoples, rats is peoples, pigs is peoples, bears is peoples, peoples is peoples."

christa
10-06-2004, 09:41 PM
Iceman : You can be my wingman any time.
Maverick : Bullsh#@! You can be mine.

davidpizzica
10-06-2004, 10:01 PM
From "A Christmas Story" "Oh, f f f fudge! Only I didn't say 'fudge', I said the word" " you shoot your eye out!"

Cincy'sMom
10-06-2004, 11:05 PM
Another favorite, from Christmas Story...

"Daddy's gonna kill Ralphie!"

davidpizzica
10-07-2004, 06:00 AM
From "A Christmas Story" " My aunt labored under the delusion that not only was I perpetually four old, but also a girl!"

DJFyrewolf36
10-07-2004, 09:19 AM
LOL David :D

lizzielou742
10-07-2004, 02:04 PM
From the best movie EVAR!!! Spaceballs!!

Sandurz: Prepare for light speed.
Dark Helmet: No, no, light speed is too slow.
Sandurz: Light speed too slow?
Dark Helmet: Yes, we'll have to go right to...Ludicrous speed!
Sandurz: Ludicrous speed! Sir, we've never gone that fast before. I don't think the ship can take it.
Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz...CHICKEN?!

:D

Radar Operator: I'm having trouble with the radar sir..
Dark Helmet: What's wrong with it?
Radar Operator: I've lost the bleeps, I've lost the sweeps, and I've lost the creeps.
Dark Helmet and Colonel Sandurz: The what?, the what?, and the what?
Radar Operator: You know.. The bleeps..... The sweeps.... and the creeps.
Dark Helmet: That's not all he's lost.
Radar Operator: Sir. The radar, sir. It appears to be ... Jammed!
Dark Helmet: Jammed. ... Raspberry.
Dark Helmet: There's only one man who would dare give me the raspberry.
Dark Helmet: LONE STAR...

:D


Billy Madison:
Knibb High Principal: Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I am just gonna snap.

Principal: At no point in your rambling, did you even come close to an intelligent thought. I award you no points, may God have mercy on your soul.
Billy Madison: A simple no would've done just fine.

Billy: No I will not make out with you. Did ya hear that? This girl wants to make out with me in the middle of class. You got Chlorophyll Man up there talking about God knows what and all she can talk about is making out with me. I'm here to learn, everybody, not to make out with you. Go on with the chlorophyll.

Billy: T-T-T-T-Today, Junior!

Billy: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really.

:D

lizzielou742
10-07-2004, 02:06 PM
And finally, the best one!

Nigel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and...
Marty: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel: Exactly.
Marty: Does that mean it's louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel: Well, it's one louder, isn't it? It's not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You're on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you're on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty: I don't know.
Nigel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty: Why don't you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel: [Pause] These go to eleven.

:D :D :D

DJFyrewolf36
10-08-2004, 10:59 AM
Hehehehe Liz :D


From one of my absolute favorites, Glory:

[Trip and Searles are about to fight when Rawlins steps in]
Rawlins : Look, goddamn it! The whole world gotta stomp on your face?
Trip : Oh, I see, white man give you some stripes, you start hollerin' and orderin' everybody around! Nigger, you ain't nothin' but the white man's dog!
[Rawlins slaps him]
Rawlins : And who are you? So full of hate that you have to fight everybody, because you've been whipped and chased by hounds. Well that might not be living, but it sure as hell ain't dying. And dying's been what these white boys have been doing for going on three years now, dying by the thousands, dying for you, fool. And all this time I keep askin' myself, when, O Lord, when gonna be our time? Gonna come a time when we all gonna hafta ante up and kick in like men, LIKE MEN! You watch who you callin' nigger! If there's any niggers around here, it's YOU, just a stupid-ass, swamp-runnin' nigger! And if you not careful, that's all you ever gonna be!

Denyce
10-08-2004, 03:14 PM
The Big Lebowski...

"And I could have just had a pissed on carpet"

Or something pretty similar to that.