mspepper
08-02-2004, 11:43 AM
Cat Quiz
my score was extreme
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Is your devotion to your cat and "cat things" in the training stage, at a moderate level, or extreme? Or, are you an all out, shameless, cat-a-holic?
Let's just see how you rate as a cat person? See how many of these can you give an HONEST "yes" answer to:
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Can you meow so well that you can fake out your cats?
Have you ever called your husband/wife by the cat's name, by mistake?
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Do you think of your cats as the furry kids?
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Did you ever decide to buy a house or rent an apartment based solely on the potential spot for the litter box?
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Do you think cat hair, in your food, is a good source of protein?
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Last Christmas, did you spend more money on cat toys than you did on gifts for the kids or grand kids?
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Are you at a loss as to how to talk to people who don't own any cats?
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Does your wallet contain more photos of your cats than your kids or grand kids?
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Have you often slept on the very edge of the bed so that you won't disturb the cat who's sleeping in the very middle?
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Do you leave messages, for the cat, on the answering machine?
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Have you ever invited a guest to sit down by patting the seat and making that noise with your pursed lips?
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Does your answering machine have the cat meowing on the outgoing message?
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When you go to the bathroom, do you think of it as using the litter box?
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Have you made a habit of setting a place at the table for the kitty?
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Do you know your cat's birthday (or if not, have made a good guess) and have you had a birthday party to celebrate?
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When your husband/wife gives you the ultimatum, "OK, it's me or the cat," you don't hesitate for even one second.
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Do your neighbors talk about you as 'the nut with all the cats'?
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How many did you answer "yes" to? I think, just answering one, with a "yes", is enough to qualify you as a Cat Person. But, the number of yes answers determines the degree.
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Your "Cat-ability" Score:
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1 to 4 yes answers: In training - you could do better. But, it's OK, you're learning.
5 to 8 yes answers: Moderate - working on it, improving nicely. Potential is there.
9 to 13 yes answers: Extreme - just about there, almost mastered the art. Keep stretching yourself.
14 to 17 yes answers: Totally possessed, hopelessly devoted, cat-a-holic. Congratulations!
(But you'll find no 12 step program here!)
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my score was extreme
>^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^<
Is your devotion to your cat and "cat things" in the training stage, at a moderate level, or extreme? Or, are you an all out, shameless, cat-a-holic?
Let's just see how you rate as a cat person? See how many of these can you give an HONEST "yes" answer to:
>^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^<
Can you meow so well that you can fake out your cats?
Have you ever called your husband/wife by the cat's name, by mistake?
===============================
Do you think of your cats as the furry kids?
===============================
Did you ever decide to buy a house or rent an apartment based solely on the potential spot for the litter box?
===============================
Do you think cat hair, in your food, is a good source of protein?
===============================
Last Christmas, did you spend more money on cat toys than you did on gifts for the kids or grand kids?
===============================
Are you at a loss as to how to talk to people who don't own any cats?
===============================
Does your wallet contain more photos of your cats than your kids or grand kids?
===============================
Have you often slept on the very edge of the bed so that you won't disturb the cat who's sleeping in the very middle?
===============================
Do you leave messages, for the cat, on the answering machine?
===============================
Have you ever invited a guest to sit down by patting the seat and making that noise with your pursed lips?
===============================
Does your answering machine have the cat meowing on the outgoing message?
===============================
When you go to the bathroom, do you think of it as using the litter box?
===============================
Have you made a habit of setting a place at the table for the kitty?
===============================
Do you know your cat's birthday (or if not, have made a good guess) and have you had a birthday party to celebrate?
===============================
When your husband/wife gives you the ultimatum, "OK, it's me or the cat," you don't hesitate for even one second.
===============================
Do your neighbors talk about you as 'the nut with all the cats'?
===============================
How many did you answer "yes" to? I think, just answering one, with a "yes", is enough to qualify you as a Cat Person. But, the number of yes answers determines the degree.
>^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^<
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Your "Cat-ability" Score:
>^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^< >^,,^<
1 to 4 yes answers: In training - you could do better. But, it's OK, you're learning.
5 to 8 yes answers: Moderate - working on it, improving nicely. Potential is there.
9 to 13 yes answers: Extreme - just about there, almost mastered the art. Keep stretching yourself.
14 to 17 yes answers: Totally possessed, hopelessly devoted, cat-a-holic. Congratulations!
(But you'll find no 12 step program here!)
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