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zippy-kat
09-24-2001, 09:58 AM
QUESTION: How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

Golden Retriever:
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out bulb?

Border Collie:
Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund:
You know I can't reach that damned stupid lamp!

Rottweiler:
Make me.

Lab:
Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Siberian Husky:
Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier:
I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle:
I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel:
Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher:
While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer:
Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark......

Mastiff:
Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Chihuahua:
Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Irish Wolfhound:
Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover.....

Pointer:
I see it, there it is, there it is, right there....

Greyhound:
It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd:
First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle....

Old English Sheep Dog:
Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

German Shepherd:
Alright, everyone stop where you are! Who busted the light? I SAID,"STOP WHERE YOU ARE!!!"

Hound Dog:
ZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzz

Cat:
Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So the question is: How long will it be before I can expect light?

Former User
09-24-2001, 10:04 AM
:D :D :D

cr7clark
09-24-2001, 10:08 AM
:D :D :D :D :D

thelmalu99
09-24-2001, 10:30 AM
Elvis: What, you're getting up to change that bulb?? But I was comfortable!!

[ September 24, 2001: Message edited by: thelmalu99 ]

NoahsMommy
09-24-2001, 03:11 PM
Tonya that is soooo cute!!

Let's see, Noah would say: I like the dark, it means I can eat, play with mommy and daddy while they sleep and make lots of noise with all of my toys...after that, I will get the big doggy to bark at me in the window!
Faith would say: Yippee! Now I can run around the cage and in my gate forever!! Then, I can bang all my glass bowls together to help that cat-thing make even more noise!!

This is so cute!!! I want to send it to all of my dog loving pals!! Thanks!!

zippy-kat
09-24-2001, 11:30 PM
Originally posted by NoahsMommy:
<STRONG>I will get the big doggy to bark at me in the window!</STRONG>

I didn't know you had a dog...?

NoahsMommy
09-25-2001, 02:27 PM
Tonya,

We don't have a dog (yet...hee hee). We live upstairs in an apartment, but the people downstairs have a big, black lab. Noah likes to sit in the window above him and watch him bark at him...little meanie! :rolleyes: