catnapper
07-02-2004, 09:06 PM
Aging With A Smile.
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Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old --
as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
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Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
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I've still got it,
but nobody wants to see it.
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I'm getting into swing dancing.
Not on purpose some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
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It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
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I think I've reached my sexpiration date.
(oh lord I hope not ever)
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People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life!
Provided we get cable or that dish thing.
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The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs.
The bad news is they have to squat down first.
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These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
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I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age.
But they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
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Don't think of it as getting hot flashes.
Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
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Don't let aging get you down.
It's too hard to get back up.
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Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing.
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Any woman can have the body of a 21 year old --
as long as she buys him a few drinks first.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Know how to prevent sagging?
Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
I've still got it,
but nobody wants to see it.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
I'm getting into swing dancing.
Not on purpose some parts of my body are just prone to swinging.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffeemaker.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
I think I've reached my sexpiration date.
(oh lord I hope not ever)
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
People our age can still enjoy an active, passionate sex life!
Provided we get cable or that dish thing.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
The good news is that even as we get older, guys still look at our boobs.
The bad news is they have to squat down first.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
I've tried to find a suitable exercise video for women my age.
But they haven't made one called "Buns of Putty."
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Don't think of it as getting hot flashes.
Think of it as your inner child playing with matches.
<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
Don't let aging get you down.
It's too hard to get back up.
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Remember: You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
You grow old because you stop laughing.
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