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RICHARD
06-30-2004, 08:25 PM
I have failed.

I am not a good father.

I came home this afternoon changed and began to relax.....

I broke out the shedding blade and began to groom Edward.

I was in the process of picking up the stray hair when I noticed a foreign object on the floor.....I got off the chair and took a closer look.....


It was a piece of cat poop that was Ed flung out of the cat box.....


In the two and a half years I have had Edward this has never happened.

I think I am going to throw myself on the bed and cry....:(


Where did I go wrong?

Karen
06-30-2004, 08:30 PM
What did you do differently in the past couple of days? Has the foam hand made a reappearance?

Cinder & Smoke
06-30-2004, 08:48 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD

... I broke out the shedding blade and
began to groom Edward.

I was in the process of picking up the stray hair
when I noticed a foreign object on the floor...

It was a piece of cat poop
that was Ed flung out of the cat box...


Uhhhhhh...

"It was a piece of cat poop
that was Ed flung out of the cat box"

Sez WHO??

MayHapz it was a :eek: Kling-On -

that was DIS-lodged by your Eager GROOMING??

Better be able to show KLAW-Printz on said Kat Poop
affore accuzing Da Kat of bein a :eek: Poop-FLINGER! :p

:rolleyes:

Laura's Babies
06-30-2004, 08:52 PM
Richard! I LOVE YOU!!

ROTFLMBO!!

jazzcat
06-30-2004, 10:55 PM
I'm going with the Kling-On theory.

In the past Ripley has had some dingleberries that would make Gulliver jealous!

kimlovescats
07-01-2004, 12:37 AM
Yep ... I agree with JazzCat ... it was a "dangle-berry" problem ... give Eddie a BREAK!!! :rolleyes:

catcrazylady
07-01-2004, 05:47 AM
ROFLMBO!!!! Richard you are not right!!!:D :D :D http://petoftheday.com/talk/images/our_smilies/biggrin.gif

Another one for the fuminology dictionary...POOP FLINGER...no explanation necessary!!

DJFyrewolf36
07-01-2004, 09:34 AM
Aww Richard, don't be so hard on yourself. Perhaps Eddie just got overzealous in the box and it slipped? It could be the cling-on thing too. I agree with Phred, don't jump to conclusions! :D

nibblets
07-01-2004, 09:49 AM
I think the duck snuck in and strategically placed said Poo on the floor so as to wreak havoc in Edward's world.
You know how the Duck operates.

Lacey
07-01-2004, 10:07 AM
I place my money on the duck too! They're sneaky like that!

Tubby & Peanut's Mom
07-01-2004, 11:07 AM
Originally posted by nibblets
I think the duck snuck in and strategically placed said Poo on the floor so as to wreak havoc in Edward's world.
You know how the Duck operates.

I agree!!!

Richard, don't feel bad, that duck has been really making the rounds and wreaking havoc on all sorts of kitties. What you should be asking is what did Eddie do to attract the duck? ;) :D

catmandu
07-01-2004, 11:08 AM
Moose, and JJJ3, the Engineers, get carried awasy,in the Litter Box, all the Time, and occasionally, Accidents Will happen!

RICHARD
07-01-2004, 12:08 PM
Remember folks,

I have a white cat!!!!

Or maybe I sleep walk?:eek:

lynnestankard
07-01-2004, 12:36 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
...........maybe I sleep walk?:eek:


Ah now another theory has materialised eh?

:D :D


Shame on you blaming dear dear Ed., in that way - tsk, tsk, tsk!

Lynne

slick
07-01-2004, 03:01 PM
:D :D :D ROFLMAO!!!!

Why is everyone blaming the poor duck? Let's be kind to our feathered friends!!

Richard, my money is on the "kling-on" effect. Eddie did not purposely fling that poop on the floor, it just happened. Kinda like when you walked on water. :eek:

RICHARD
07-06-2004, 06:57 PM
Originally posted by nibblets

You know how the Duck operates.


http://www.rubber-ducks.org/index.html

slick
07-06-2004, 11:53 PM
Rubber Ducky, joy of joys,
When I squeeze you, you make noise!
Rubber Ducky, you're my very best friend, it's true!

Doo doo doo doo, doo doo

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby

Rub-a-dub-a-dubby!

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of you.

Every day when I
Make my way to the tubby
I find a little fella who's
Cute and yellow and chubby

Rubber Ducky, you're so fine
And I'm lucky that you're mine
Rubber ducky, I'm awfully fond of -
Rubber ducky, I'd like a whole pond of -
Rubber ducky I'm awfully fond of you!

Doo doo, be doo
:D :D