Movie Quotes

[MariaM]

What are your favorite movie quotes? Here are some of mine.

Weddings?! I love weddings! Drinks all around! - Potc
But why is all the rum gone? - Potc
You need to find yourself a girl mate. You're not a eunuch (sp?) are you? - Potc

Name one word. Anny word. And I tell you, how the root of that word, is Greek - MBFGW

Is he a nice boy? I don't know! Does he come from a nice family? I don't know! I don't know! I don't know anything! Nobody tells me anything anymore! - MBFGW

"Don't tell the elf!" - Lotr, TTT

[slleipnir]

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Not at all, it could be carried.
What? A swallow? Carrying a coconut?
It could grip it by the husk.
It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratio. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut"

That could off, going by memory.

[MariaM]

Hey! I thought you were gone! Glad to see you here! :)

[Nomilynn]

This could be a really cute thread but I have NO CLUE what all those abbreviations mean, except for Lord of the Rings :o

[binka_nugget]

"Does my hair really look like that from the back?" - Harry Potter POA - Hermione

Another Harry Potter one:
Ron (half asleep): "spiders! spiders want me to tap dance... I don't want to tap dance"
Harry: "you tell those spiders!"
Ron: "I'll tell the spiders"

"Messers Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, offer their compliments to Professor Snape and request that he keep his abnormally large nose out of other people's business." - HP POA

Colin: "I'm on Shag Highway heading West." - Love Actually

Hahaha..I love this one.
Jamie: "Beautiful Aurelia, I've come here with a view of asking you to marriage me. I know I seems an insane person - because I hardly knows you - but sometimes things are so transparency, they don't need evidential proof. And I will inhabit here, or you can inhabit with me in England. " - Love Actually

Billy Mack: "Hiya kids. Here's an important message from your Uncle Bill. Don't buy drugs.... Become a pop star, and they give you them for free." - Love Actually

[slleipnir]

Originally posted by MariaM
Hey! I thought you were gone! Glad to see you here! :)

Yeah, I'm back for now lol -points to I'm back thread- :)

[MariaM]

Potc - Pirates of the Carribean

MBFGW - My Big Fat Greek Wedding

[GoldenRetrLuver]

Originally posted by binka_nugget
Another Harry Potter one:
Ron (half asleep): "spiders! spiders want me to tap dance... I don't want to tap dance"
Harry: "you tell those spiders!"
Ron: "I'll tell the spiders"


LMAO! I remember that one. :D Haha.

Some of mine are..

"He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Aye, sea turtles.
What did he use for rope?
Human hair...
From my back."
-POTC

"Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat."
- Jack Sparrow, POTC

"Why thank ye, Jack.
You're welcome.
Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack."
-- Captain Barbossa, POTC

There's lots more.. I just need to think. :p

[MariaM]

I haven't seen POA yet :( But as for the other PotC ones...I love those too!

[sirrahbed]

These people need a hospital!!
Hospital? What is it??
A big building with doctors and nurses, but that's not inportant right now....
.....from Airplane


Nervous?
Yes
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times.
......from Airplane

Go ahead punk, make my day
....Dirty Harry

Dying ain't much of a living, boy
........Outlaw Josey Wales

I'll be back!
.......one of the Terminator movies

I love the smell of napalm in the morning
.......Apocalypse Now

(after looking a body filled with arrows)
Somebody back home is saying "Now why don't he write?"
.........Dances With Wolves


:D :D :D

[PayItForward]

Originally posted by slleipnir
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Not at all, it could be carried.
What? A swallow? Carrying a coconut?
It could grip it by the husk.
It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratio. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut"

That could off, going by memory.
Perfect !!!
Full quote from http://www.duke.edu/~pms5/humor/script.html

GUARD #1: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
ARTHUR: Not at all, they could be carried.
GUARD #1: What - a swallow carrying a coconut?
ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
GUARD #1: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question
of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut.
ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that
Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here.
GUARD #1: Listen, in order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow
needs to beat its wings 43 times every second, right?
ARTHUR: Please!
GUARD #1: Am I right?
ARTHUR: I'm not interested!
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European
swallow, that's my point.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
ARTHUR: Will you ask your master if he wants to join my court at Camelot?!
GUARD #1: But then of course African swallows are not migratory.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah...
GUARD #1: So they couldn't bring a coconut back anyway... [clop clop]
GUARD #2: Wait a minute - supposing two swallows carried it together?
GUARD #1: No, they'd have to have it on a line.
GUARD #2: Well, simple! They'd just use a standard creeper!
GUARD #1: What, held under the dorsal guiding feathers?
GUARD #2: Well, why not?

[dappledoxie]

"But why is the rum gone???!!!" My sweetie Johnny Depp, POTC. :D

Makin a filter, makin a filter... Stephen Baldwin, Bio Dome

"Savvy?" Johnny Depp in Once Upon A Time In Mexico
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Secret Window (My like, fav movie so far!!)

Ted: Maybe I should take a walk around the block.
Amy: Yes, that'd be good.
Mort: Aw heck, Ted, live a little - make it two. Rubbernecker.
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Mort: I don't care, I'm just going to smoke, I'm just going to totally smoke, and when I finish these, I'm going to go to the store and get a brand new pack, and smoke the shit out of that one.
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Mort: I don't care, I'm just going to smoke, I'm just going to totally smoke, and when I finish these, I'm going to go to the store and get a brand new pack, and smoke the sh*& out of that one.
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Mort: [beating his neck] Chi-i-i-i-co-o-o-o, don't be disco-o-o-oura-a-a-aged!

I notice all of mine are basically Johnny Depp, lol!!

[guster girl]

"Heinekin?! F*** that s***! Pabst Blue Ribbon!" Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet (sorry it's foul, but, I love that film)

"You complete me." Jerry Maguire (hokey, I know!)

There's more, I'll try to remember some others...

[RubyMutt]

Yea for Holy Grail quotes! :D My eyes are tearing from laughing right now... Someone should just post the script to that movie, lol. It's too hilarious. The Pythons are the greatest.

[RubyMutt]

ok, I just have to post another...

One of my favorite scenes from the Holy Grail:

ARTHUR: Please, please good people. I am in haste. Who lives in that castle?
WOMAN: No one live there.
ARTHUR: Then who is your lord?
WOMAN: We don't have a lord.
ARTHUR: What?
DENNIS: I told you. We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune. We take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
ARTHUR: Yes.
DENNIS: But all the decision of that officer have to be ratified at a
special biweekly meeting.
ARTHUR: Yes, I see.
DENNIS: By a simple majority in the case of purely internal affairs,
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: - but by a two-thirds majority in the case of more -
ARTHUR: Be quiet! I order you to be quiet!
WOMAN: Order, eh - who does he think he is?
ARTHUR: I am your king!
WOMAN: Well, I didn't vote for you.
ARTHUR: You don't vote for kings.
WOMAN: Well, 'ow did you become king then?
ARTHUR: The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest
shimmering samite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water signifying by Divine Providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king!
DENNIS: Listen - strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
ARTHUR: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an empereror just
because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!
ARTHUR: Shut up! Will you shut up!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
ARTHUR: Shut up!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!
ARTHUR: Bloody peasant!
DENNIS: Oh, what a give away. Did you hear that, did you here that, eh? That's what I'm on about - did you see him repressing me, you saw it didn't you?


Sorry it's so long :o I couldn't resist :p

[The Cat Factory]

Ash: I got news for you pal. You ain't leadin but two things right now, Jack and S***, and Jack left town. - Army Of Darkenss

Ash: Give me some sugar, baby. - Army Of Darkness

Ash: Groovy. - Army Of Darkness

Ash: Hail to the king, baby. - Army Of Darkness

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by slleipnir
"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Not at all, it could be carried.
What? A swallow? Carrying a coconut?
It could grip it by the husk.
It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple question of weight ratio. A 5 ounce bird could not carry a 1 pound coconut"

That could off, going by memory. Welcome back! That's my favorite movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I could watch it many times!

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by sirrahbed
These people need a hospital!!
Hospital? What is it??
A big building with doctors and nurses, but that's not inportant right now....
.....from Airplane


Nervous?
Yes
First time?
No, I've been nervous lots of times.
......from Airplane


Go ahead punk, make my day
....Dirty Harry

Dying ain't much of a living, boy
........Outlaw Josey Wales

I'll be back!
.......one of the Terminator movies

I love the smell of napalm in the morning
.......Apocalypse Now

(after looking a body filled with arrows)
Somebody back home is saying "Now why don't he write?"
.........Dances With Wolves


:D :D :D Sirrahbed, don't forget "And don;t call me Shirley" .....Airplane

[smokey the elder]

"There will be no tossing of dwarves!"..then, later: "Toss me!"-Gimli to Aragorn, FotR

There's a line from Blazing Saddles that starts something like, "Get me the worst load of mugs, thugs, hornswogglers....and Methodists!"

(No offense intended to any Methodists in the audience; it was just such a non sequitur.)

There's another one but I just had a brain cramp and it went out of my head!

[sirrahbed]

Originally posted by david p
Sirrahbed, don't forget "And don;t call me Shirley" .....Airplane

David, surely you are joking!!!:D

[slleipnir]

HERBERT:
I knew someone would. I knew that somewhere out there...
[music]
LAUNCELOT:
Well, I--
HERBERT:
...there must be... someone...
FATHER:
Stop that! Stop that! Stop it! Stop it! Who are you?
HERBERT:
I'm your son!
FATHER:
No, not you.
LAUNCELOT:
Uh, I am Sir Launcelot, sir.
HERBERT:
He's come to rescue me, Father.
LAUNCELOT:
Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
FATHER:
Did you kill all those guards?
LAUNCELOT:
Uh... Oh, yes. Sorry.
FATHER:
They cost fifty pounds each!
LAUNCELOT:
Well, I'm awfully sorry. Um, I really can explain everything.
HERBERT:
Don't be afraid of him, Sir Launcelot. I've got a rope all ready.

FATHER:
You killed eight wedding guests in all!
LAUNCELOT:
Well, uh, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.
FATHER:
I can understand that.
HERBERT:
Hurry, Sir Launcelot! Hurry!
FATHER:
Shut up! You only killed the bride's father, that's all!
LAUNCELOT:
Well, I really didn't mean to...
FATHER:
Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, dear. Is he all right?
FATHER:
You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!
LAUNCELOT:
Well, I can explain. I was in the forest, um, riding north from Camelot, when I got this note, you see--
FATHER:
Camelot? Are you from, uh, Camelot?
HERBERT:
Hurry, Sir Launcelot!
LAUNCELOT:
Uh, I am a Knight of King Arthur, sir.
FATHER:
Very nice castle, Camelot. Uh, very good pig country.
LAUNCELOT:
Is it?
HERBERT:
Hurry! I'm ready!
FATHER:
Would you, uh, like to come and have a drink?
LAUNCELOT:
Well, that-- that's, uh, awfully nice of you,...
HERBERT:
I am ready!
LAUNCELOT:
...um, I mean to be so understanding.
[thonk]
Um,...
[woosh]
HERBERT:
Oooh!
LAUNCELOT:
...I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away.
FATHER:
Oh, don't worry about that.
HERBERT:
Oooh!
[splat]

Somewhere a little later the king goes
"Now let's not bicker and argue over who killed who" lmao





Ash: I got news for you pal. You ain't leadin but two things right now, Jack and S***, and Jack left town. - Army Of Darkenss

Ash: Give me some sugar, baby. - Army Of Darkness

Ash: Groovy. - Army Of Darkness

Ash: Hail to the king, baby. - Army Of Darkness

I LOVE that movie. I own it :D

i like "
clone ash?:Swallow your soul swallow your soul!
ash: shallow this"

And then the part with the book he has to find in the woods..I don't remember the quote..to lazy to look it up

[davidpizzica]

Originally posted by sirrahbed
David, surely you are joking!!!:D I'm not! it's in there! Leslie Neilsen says it! I have the dvd of it. I know every line in the movie!!!

[davidpizzica]

SHIRLEY!

[CatMama78]

Princess Bride:

You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to kill you. You seem a decent fellow, I'd hate to die.

My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die.

No more rhymes now, I mean it! Anyone want a peanut?

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


Wizard of Oz:

Hearts will never be practical until they can be made unbreakable.


And my favorite from Practical Magic:

Can love travel back in time and heal a broken heart? Was it our joining hands that lifted Marie's curse? I'd like to think so. There's some things i know for certain: Always throw spilled salt over your left shoulder, keep rosemary by your garden gate, plant lavendar for luck, and fall in love whenever you can.