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RICHARD
05-24-2004, 11:15 AM
Wild hare attacks man

A German man suffered bite wounds to his foot after he was attacked by a wild hare.

Juergen Marwedel was standing in a meadow near his home in Bargfeld when he noticed a friend on his moped.

"Suddenly he stopped, waved his arms and kept calling for me," Mr Marwedel told the Cellesche Zeitung.

As he approached his friend, it turned out a big hare had bitten into the rear tire of the moped and wouldn't let go.

When Marwedel tried to get the animal off, it turned to him and bit through his shoe into his foot.

Marwedel told the paper he couldn't get the hare off his foot and eventually had to kill it with a stick.

He took the dead hare to district vet, Dr Eckhard Peters, who confirmed the hare was not rabid.


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I hate it when I get 'hare' on my shoes.
:rolleyes:

Logan
05-24-2004, 11:40 AM
Oh Richard! :eek: You and your wild hares!!!!! :p

momoffuzzyfaces
05-24-2004, 12:15 PM
That is sure a hare raising tale!:D

lynnestankard
05-24-2004, 12:37 PM
Nothing more annoying than a 'hare' in your teeth!! :eek:

Lynne

Barbara
05-24-2004, 01:43 PM
Before my hare kills me I'll shave it:p

DJFyrewolf36
05-24-2004, 01:45 PM
Hrm at least he didn't have a wild hare on his buttox....

RICHARD
05-24-2004, 04:14 PM
The hair of the hare that bit you.....:rolleyes:

DJFyrewolf36
05-24-2004, 04:17 PM
This post just BEGS for puns....in true Richard form

Kona & Oreo's mom
05-24-2004, 04:20 PM
Hmm--I have a sudden urge to watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."

RICHARD
05-24-2004, 04:22 PM
Originally posted by Kona & Oreo's mom
Hmm--I have a sudden urge to watch "Monty Python and the Holy Grail."

Holy hand grenades at the ready!!!

slleipnir
05-24-2004, 04:27 PM
lmao

"TIM:
There he is!
ARTHUR:
Where?
TIM:
There!
ARTHUR:
What, behind the rabbit?
TIM:
It is the rabbit.
ARTHUR:
You silly sod!
TIM:
What?
ARTHUR:
You got us all worked up!
TIM:
Well, that's no ordinary rabbit!
ARTHUR:
Ohh.
TIM:
That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!
ROBIN:
You tit! I soiled my armour I was so scared!
TIM:
Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!
GALAHAD:
Get stuffed!"

Sorry, I had to.