Another thread about kids.

[RICHARD]

Well,

It's about NO kids.....

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Childless couple told to try sex

A German couple who went to a fertility clinic after eight years of marriage have found out why they are still childless - they weren't having sex.

The University Clinic of Lubek said they had never heard of a case like it after examining the couple who went to see them last month for fertility tests.

Doctors subjected them to a series of examinations and found they were both apparently fertile, and should have had no trouble conceiving.

A clinic spokesman said: "When we asked them how often they had had sex, they looked blank, and said: "What do you mean?".

"We are not talking retarded people here, but a couple who were brought up in a religious environment who were simply unaware, after eight years of marriage, of the physical requirements necessary to procreate."

The 30-year-old wife and her 36-year-old husband are now being given sex therapy lessons while the university clinic undertakes a study to try to find out if there are more couples with a similar lack of sex education


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I have a punchline for this story...PM me ;)

[lbaker]

I can think of about a dozen punchlines off the top but I'll bite... just pm'ed you ;)

[lbaker]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[slick]

LOL and I thought I was a late-bloomer.

Would love to hear punchlines from both of you. PM me if you like.

Edit: ROFLMAO!!!! :D :D :D :D

[Logan]

Ha Ha!!!! Do they need lessons? :eek:

[catnapper]

Sitting here in stunned silence! How on earth can someone be so clueless?!? :eek:

Please PM too :D :D

[popcornbird]

Did they think simply signing a marriage contract brings children? :eek: LOL!!! That's the funniest story I've heard in a long time! Jeez........even animals know what to do. :o

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by popcornbird
Did they think simply signing a marriage contract brings children?



Don't be silly, It's the stork that drops them in the chimney.

[My Peanuts]

OMG!!! Is this for real?!?! LOL, too funny!:D

[Lady's Human]

Heard this on the radio this am and couldn't believe it........maybe Darwin IS working?

[G.P.girl]

TEEHEE! that's what comes of banning sexEd in schools. i would liek to hearyour punch line, lol i always get a kick out of them

[trayi52]

He just needs to call his mother! ROFLMAO!!!!!!

[guster girl]

I wonder if this new revelation will have a good or a bad impact on their relationship. I can't even imagine!

[CathyBogart]

*snicker*

[Cincy'sMom]

Originally posted by catnapper
Sitting here in stunned silence! How on earth can someone be so clueless?!? :eek:

Please PM too :D :D

Same reaction here!!!

And I'd love to hear the punch lines :D

[Twisterdog]

maybe Darwin IS working?

No kidding. Do we really want people this stupid passing on their genetic code? I think not.

Plus ... ok, even if NO one ever tells you about sex ... it's a natural thing, especially for two people of the opposite sex sharing living quarters. Come on ... if these people had a normal, happy marriage, no one would have to TELL them anything. :rolleyes:

[Dogz]

ROFL! :D :D

That is hilarious!

(I would like to hear the punchlines, too. ;))

[sirrahbed]

I bit Richard's bait and PM'd for the punch line and all I can say is...
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[G.P.girl]

Originally posted by guster girl
I wonder if this new revelation will have a good or a bad impact on their relationship. I can't even imagine!

*snort*

[CathyBogart]

Originally posted by Twisterdog
Plus ... ok, even if NO one ever tells you about sex ... it's a natural thing, especially for two people of the opposite sex sharing living quarters. Come on ... if these people had a normal, happy marriage, no one would have to TELL them anything. :rolleyes:

Actually, no...Remember the gorillas?

As I recall, there were a pair of gorillas in a zoo a few years ago who were of prime breding age, and seemed very interested in one another, but nothing was happening between them. Eventually, someone had the idea to make a gorilla "porn" which showed two gorillas mating and showed it to the pair. They got the idea immediately and were right at it!

Sex is a learned behavior. :)

[Corinna]

Ok Richard I too take the bait send me the line. Ps I need to talk to you any way. Its a sour coneversation.

[NoahsMommy]

SHUT UP!!!!

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

That is just too funny!!!

[Vio&Juni]

I am laughing like stupid here :)

Actually, it's pretty sad how brain-washed these people are! Religious, you say?...

[G.P.girl]

ok, if these people are 30-36, haven't they seen a rated R movie? haven't they seen play boy on the magazine stands?

[catcrazylady]

Originally posted by G.P.girl
ok, if these people are 30-36, haven't they seen a rated R movie? haven't they seen play boy on the magazine stands?

Haven't they ever seen regular TV??!! Freakin unbelievable!!

I bet ya they're divorced in six months!!!

[gini]

She probably was wondering why nothing happened after she sat on the eggs from the supermarket for so long.:eek: :D :D

[DJFyrewolf36]

Its a sad world when religion is now telling you that sex AFTER marrage is bad too...

Gosh, I must be evil! LOL

Hey Richard...Im waiting for the punchline...

(Ugh, my brain is in the gutter now)

[DJFyrewolf36]

LMGDAO

Can I get college credit for this? If so...Id have a Harvard degree by now...

:D :D :D

[GoldenRetrLuver]

Originally posted by catcrazylady
Haven't they ever seen regular TV??!! Freakin unbelievable!!


NO KIDDING!

Bahaha! How clueless can you get?!

Maybe they thought the stork was heavy on deliveries? :rolleyes:

[smokey the elder]

Whatintheheck ROCK were they hiding under!??

[ziron]

LMAO hahaha how can 2 ppl that old not know about sex. lol they call their parents and say all those things u said to me were a lie

[rg_girlca]

Originally posted by smokey the elder
Whatintheheck ROCK were they hiding under!??

LOL My thoughts exactly. This is truly unbelievable.

Okay RICHARD, i'm coming for the punch line.:D

[lynnestankard]

Is it Me?!! :eek: ;) :eek:

Do they live on this planet? I doubt it!!

PM coming over Richard :eek:

Lynne

[lynnestankard]

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Thanks Richard - **wipes tears from eyes**

Lynne

[Vio&Juni]

Originally posted by lynnestankard
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Thanks Richard - **wipes tears from eyes**

Lynne


This is intriguing. I'm coming for the punchline (how could I wait for so long?)

[izzysmomma]

How does one go about life not knowing these things? The stork isn't coming...face it!:D