Classes for Men (my apologies to Richard and other male PTers who may take offense!)

[Pam]

CLASSES FOR MEN AT THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS
NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR
CONTENTS, CLASS SIZE WILL BE LIMITED TO 8
PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.


Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. Step
by Step, with Slide Presentation. Meets 4 weeks, Monday and Wednesday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 2: The Toilet Paper Roll. Does it Change Itself? Round Table Discussion. Meets 2 weeks, Saturday 12:00 for 2 hours.

Class 3: Is It Possible to Urinate Using the Technique of Lifting the Seat and Avoiding the Floor/Walls and Nearby Bathtub? Group Practice. Meets 4 weeks, Saturday 10:00 PM for 2 hours. (Note: this class meets at O'Malley's Brew Pub on 16th Street)

Class 4: Fundamental Differences Between the Laundry Hamper and the Floor. Pictures and Explanatory Graphics. Meets Saturdays at 2:00 PM for 3 weeks.

Class 5: After Dinner Dishes. Can They Levitate and Fly Into the Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM

Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups. Meets 4 Weeks, Friday and Sunday 7:00PM.

Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 8: Health Watch - Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and Audio Tapes. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.

Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. Real Life Testimonials. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Class 10: Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while she parallel parks? Driving Simulations. 4 weeks, Saturday's at noon, 2 hours.

Class 11: Learning to Live - Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing.

Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.

Class 13: How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy - Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going to be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered. Three nights; Monday, Wednesday, Friday at 7:00PM for 2 hours.

Class 14: The Stove/Oven - What it is and How it is Used. Live Demonstration. Tuesdays at 6:00 PM, location to be determined.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

[Barbara]

:D :D :D

Although I must admit, with some of these things like the toilet paper roll I am just as bad.

But I would like to add the washing machines like

"The intellectual impossibility of sorting laundry in colours" (Avoiding the standard grey tone you have after you put blue working pants in the same machine as your white sheets);)

[Sara luvs her Tinky]

Originally posted by Barbara

But I would like to add the washing machines like

"The intellectual impossibility of sorting laundry in colours" (Avoiding the standard grey tone you have after you put blue working pants in the same machine as your white sheets);)

AMEN!!!:D

[Randi]

I can relate to yours, Barbara (do you think most men are colour blind?) and I can add another:

How to make the food go back inside the fridge by itself?

Can I book the classes on # 4, 5, 7, 12 and 14? They're for a person close and very dear to me. I think it just might give me more time on PT ;)

[G.P.girl]

LOL:D

[lovemyshiba]

I would like to book a few courses, please:D


#7--the finding things without tearing the house apart while screaming--my dad and my husband could benefit

#10--sitting quietly while I parallel park--or the whole time I'm driving for that matter!!!

#14--the stove--I know he can do it--maybe a class is what he needs

;)

I would also like to book the class Barbara has added on!!!!

I'm afraid though, that I may need a couple of them too--especially the hamper/floor one!!!!!!


Thanks for the laugh this morning Pam:)

[EssTer]

:D LOL :D

[catnapper]

Class 1: How to Fill Up the Ice Cube Trays. This is why we have the fridge with the automatic ice cube dipenser!

Class 6: Loss of Identity - Losing the Remote to Your Significant Other. You mean I have a right to the remote too? Wow.

Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Hmmmm.... hubby thinks screaming and looking are integrated. This one might be tough. :)

Class 9: Real Men ask for Directions When Lost. I've almost jumped out a moving car than deal with him lost. I swear.


LMAO!!!!

[RICHARD]

Pam,

Me? offended?

Everyone here knows I have NO class....

:D

[Uabassoon]

Sign me up for class #1, #2, #4, #5, #7, and #14 and as for

"The intellectual impossibility of sorting laundry in colours" (Avoiding the standard grey tone you have after you put blue working pants in the same machine as your white sheets

You are supposed to sort your laundry? I just do it all in one big load.

[catland]

Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


I definately need to sign him up for #7. There was this one day, when he couldn't find the right sized plastic lid to the container - it was quite the spectacle.

#12 is a no-brainer. If we are not going to Home Depot, he stays home.:D

[Pam]

Originally posted by catland
Class 7: Learning How to Find Things - Starting with looking in the right places instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open Forum. Monday at 8:00 PM, 2 hours.

Class 12: How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion. Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques. Meets 4 weeks, Tuesday and Thursday for 2 hours beginning at 7:00 PM.


I definately need to sign him up for #7. There was this one day, when he couldn't find the right sized plastic lid to the container - it was quite the spectacle.

#12 is a no-brainer. If we are not going to Home Depot, he stays home.:D

LOL! My husband stands in front of the refrigerator with the door open and asks where (fill in the blank) is. I have told him many times that sometimes you have to move an item on the shelf to see what is behind it! :D

I love the Home Depot remark. That describes us to a "T." :D :D

[bluekat]

LMAO!:D Those are so funny!

[davidpizzica]

Are these classes for bachelors, too? Are we just as bad?