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RICHARD
04-12-2004, 02:21 PM
Dad of 37 calls for free vasectomies

An Argentinian father of 37 is campaigning for free vasectomies.

Cleto Ruiz Diaz, who lives with three partners and all 37 children in a two-bedroom apartment, said he doesn't want any more children.

He is calling on the local government in the province of Corrientes to allow public hospitals to perform free vasectomies.

Mr Diaz told Las Ultimas Noticias: "It is not only the women's responsibility, men can help too and I don't want to keep on having children."

Local MP Gustavo Alvarez is supporting his call for a new law to make free vasectomies available in the province.
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more perspective!!!

41 people in a 'family' is-

three football team with 8 subs.

6 basketball teams with 5 subs

6 volleyball teams with 5 subs.

20 beach volleyball teams with one sub.

4 baseball teams with 5 relief pitchers.

3 soccer teams with 8 subs

6 hockey teams with 5 extra goalies.

20 golf pairings-and one to keep score

4 rowing eights or 10 rowing fours...with 5 and 1 left overs, respectively

three lacrosse teams and 8 subs

three cricket team with 8 subs.

20 sets of doubles for tennis---with one umpire

Or a medium sized country.

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"I don't want to keep on having children."

You'd figure he would have learned math by now.

1x3=37

:confused: :rolleyes: :( :o :eek:

ILoveReptiles
04-12-2004, 02:32 PM
I'd say this man is long since overdue for some snippage.

I'd be one supporting the free vasectomies... I mean really - we have all these other people trying to condone "freebie" IVF, so why woud free vasectomies be a problem?

catnapper
04-12-2004, 04:31 PM
Wow. All those people in a two bedroom apartment. All I can think of is how filthy must the place be?

If I were his wife, I'd be "assisting" him in the proceedure one night while he slept! :D

slick
04-12-2004, 07:32 PM
Originally posted by catnapper
If I were his wife, I'd be "assisting" him in the proceedure one night while he slept! :D
Watch out people. We have a Lorena Bobbit in our midst!!!:eek:

Kfamr
04-13-2004, 12:15 AM
"I don't want to keep on having children."





Uhhh.... Then stop having sex??

gini
04-13-2004, 12:41 AM
I am surprised that he has lived this long without one of his "partners" turning into a Lorena Bobbit!

I mean, why is this just occuring to him now? Didn't he think about a vasectomy after say the first 10 or 20?

Richard, where do you find this stuff?

I know this is Argentina but, wouldn't this fall under sexual harrassment?

When does he ever have time to work? Oh, I get it, he has the 37 working and he stays home.

CathyBogart
04-13-2004, 12:44 AM
Yay free vasectomies! Free tubals next, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?! I'd go for free IVF if these were available too!!!

ILoveReptiles
04-13-2004, 06:35 AM
Originally posted by WolfChan
Yay free vasectomies! Free tubals next, pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?! I'd go for free IVF if these were available too!!! :eek:

Sara luvs her Tinky
04-13-2004, 08:08 AM
Someone please give this ignorant man a vasectomy!!!

If he is not responsible enough to use some sort of protection.. (helloooooo this thing is preventable without a vasectomy)... then they could at least do his apartment a favor and give him one!! :eek: :rolleyes:

CathyBogart
04-13-2004, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by ILoveReptiles
:eek:

Not for myself!! I mean, I'd support free IVF for people who wanted it if I could get a free tubal!

RICHARD
04-13-2004, 10:59 AM
I was thinking about this and wondered...


In a two bedroom house/apartment WHERE do you go to find time to be with your SO???????

The roof?:confused: :eek: :rolleyes: ;) :p

Logan
04-13-2004, 11:05 AM
Originally posted by Kfamr
"I don't want to keep on having children."





Uhhh.... Then stop having sex??

Do something, even if it means having a halt to the sex life!!!! :eek:

cloverfdx
04-13-2004, 11:08 AM
I would be more than willing to "Assist" in with the procedure aswell.

37 children :eek:

ILoveReptiles
04-13-2004, 12:00 PM
Originally posted by WolfChan
Not for myself!! I mean, I'd support free IVF for people who wanted it if I could get a free tubal!

Ohhh *pshew*... heheh Seriously though I knew what you were saying. I was just giving you *ahem* hehe.

RICHARD
04-13-2004, 07:25 PM
Originally posted by gini




Richard, where do you find this stuff?



lolololol.....

If i tell you then I can't post my own smart arse comments....;)

gini
04-14-2004, 12:21 AM
That's alright.

I have been picking on you in the baboon thread.

Twisterdog
04-14-2004, 11:01 PM
I think anyone in the world ought to be able to get free sterilization at any time. That is a tax increase I would so gladly vote for. (I'd be the first one in line for my free tubal, BTW!)

Think about it .... would you rather spend a few hundred dollars in tax dollars for the cost of one vasectomy .... or hundreds of thousands of dollars for welfare for all the kids that guy might father?