The Weather Forecast

[ChrisH]

To tell the weather, go to your back door and look for the dog.

If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining.

If the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard.

If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy.

If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing.

Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather.

Sincerely,

The CAT

[slick]

Oh Ebby how could you do that to poor little Bob.
:D :D :D

[Killearn Kitties]

:D :D :D Wicked Ebby!

[PayItForward]

LOL :D

Never underestimate a cat ;)

[Corinna]

Sounds like our ebony and poor merlin

[catnapper]

I read this out loud to my husband and Nicki was rolling around on the floor as if to say, "Allen, Pouncer, don't listen to this!"

[Edwina's Secretary]

My sweet Bob....don't let Ebby trick you like that! Just get the weather channel on your tv!

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Hey, who said it was Ebby that made this up?! ;) :D I can see how she might, but I think she's much too smart for something like this. Instead, she'd think up a way to make Bob want to go out in the rain. ;) :D

[kimlovescats]

:D

[Vio&Juni]

:D :D :D

[lynnestankard]

He he he!!

I don't think it's Ebby - it sounds more like Bucky out of the Get Fuzzy cartoon strip!! Now that is one evil cat!!!

Lynne

[catmandu]

That is an intersting Point , as the Cats are too self involved to get wet , or cold. But then again , so am I. Great Thread!

[ChrisH]

Did I, Ebby, write that?!! How could you think that I would wish such a thing on my handsome doggy brother!!! :eek:

(hee hee hee)

[lizbud]

Aww Ebby, you were just joking, right? Hee Hee.:)

It is funny...:D , isn't it Bob ? :D

[Cinder & Smoke]

Originally posted by ChrisH

To tell the weather,
go to your back door and look for the dog...

Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this,
you have to leave the dog outside all the time,
especially if you expect bad weather.

Sincerely,
The CAT

:mad:

Boots, da Kat, musta helped Ebby rite dat...

Nebbur Fails...
Aftur din-din;
Dad'z startin ta get da "Sleepie-eyez"...

He askz: "You Guyz wunna go O-U-T ??"

*YIPP* *YAPP* <run in cirkelz> <dash to door>
**<ZOOM>** outside...

Dad *waits* inna Kliner Chair...
Eyelidz get *heavy*...
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

HOUR Latur.......
<mumpppph>... Where'z da Dawgz??

Kat: Check da frunt porch, Dad - mite be outside...

Dad: Oh, yeah... think I DID let'um out...
<opinz door>

<mad skrambul> <Dash in> <Zoom in>
**VIOLENT SHAKES** <rain, snow sleet, hail FLY in all directions>

C&S: HEY!! :eek: WHADDA youze guyz been DOIN in here!????
We been *Hammerin* & *Pawin* onna frunt door fur HOURZ!! :mad:
It'z WET / Kold / MIZZerabul out der...

Kat: CHILL, Mutt! We wuz enjoyin "quiet :cool: tyme."

C&S: Youze must be DEAF!!
... C'mon, Smoke;
... let'z <dry off> onna BigBed affore Dad getz there!

C&S: We Otta shuv da Kat'z sandy box out da back door...

:rolleyes:

[lynnestankard]

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
:mad:

Boots, da Kat, musta helped Ebby rite dat...

Nebbur Fails...
Aftur din-din;
Dad'z startin ta get da "Sleepie-eyez"...

He askz: "You Guyz wunna go O-U-T ??"

*YIPP* *YAPP* <run in cirkelz> <dash to door>
**<ZOOM>** outside...

Dad *waits* inna Kliner Chair...
Eyelidz get *heavy*...
ZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz......

HOUR Latur.......
<mumpppph>... Where'z da Dawgz??

Kat: Check da frunt porch, Dad - mite be outside...

Dad: Oh, yeah... think I DID let'um out...
<opinz door>

<mad skrambul> <Dash in> <Zoom in>
**VIOLENT SHAKES** <rain, snow sleet, hail FLY in all directions>

C&S: HEY!! :eek: WHADDA youze guyz been DOIN in here!????
We been *Hammerin* & *Pawin* onna frunt door fur HOURZ!! :mad:
It'z WET / Kold / MIZZerabul out der...

Kat: CHILL, Mutt! We wuz enjoyin "quiet :cool: tyme."

C&S: Youze must be DEAF!!
... C'mon, Smoke;
... let'z <dry off> onna BigBed affore Dad getz there!

C&S: We Otta shuv da Kat'z sandy box out da back door...


OH ROTFLMAO!!! Thanks Phred great belly laugh to start the day!! :D :D :D

Lynne