Tonya
02-24-2004, 11:12 PM
I am way to tired to remove all the little forward arrows, I'm sorry! But it's funny! I hope you get a kick out of it. -Tonya
> (Talk about being stuck between a rock & a hard spot...) This is for all
> the MEN in the audience...! -
>
> >If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
> >race...you're a male chauvinist.
> >
> >If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
> >
> >If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
> >
> >If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
> >
> >If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
> >
> >If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off
> >your
> >lazy behind and find something better.
> >
> >If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
> >
> >If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
> >
> >If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
> >
> >If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
> >
> >If you cry............you're a wimp.
> >
> >If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.
> >
> >If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a
chauvinist.
> >
> >If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated
> >woman.
> >
> >If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's
domination.
> >
> >If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
> >
> >If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a
> >pervert.
> >
> >If you don't..............you're gay.
> >
> >If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in
shape..............you're
> >sexist.
> >
> >If you don't.................you're unromantic.
> >
> >If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
> >
> >If you don't................you're a slob.
> >
> >If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
> >
> >If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
> >
> >If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
> >
> >If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
> >
> >If she has a headache............she's tired.
> >
> >If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
> >
> >If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
> >
> >If you don't..........there must be someone else.
> >
> >Men die first because they want to.
> (Talk about being stuck between a rock & a hard spot...) This is for all
> the MEN in the audience...! -
>
> >If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
> >race...you're a male chauvinist.
> >
> >If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
> >
> >If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
> >
> >If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
> >
> >If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
> >
> >If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off
> >your
> >lazy behind and find something better.
> >
> >If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
> >
> >If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
> >
> >If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
> >
> >If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
> >
> >If you cry............you're a wimp.
> >
> >If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.
> >
> >If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a
chauvinist.
> >
> >If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated
> >woman.
> >
> >If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's
domination.
> >
> >If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
> >
> >If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a
> >pervert.
> >
> >If you don't..............you're gay.
> >
> >If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in
shape..............you're
> >sexist.
> >
> >If you don't.................you're unromantic.
> >
> >If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
> >
> >If you don't................you're a slob.
> >
> >If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
> >
> >If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
> >
> >If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
> >
> >If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
> >
> >If she has a headache............she's tired.
> >
> >If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
> >
> >If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
> >
> >If you don't..........there must be someone else.
> >
> >Men die first because they want to.