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RICHARD
02-18-2004, 11:17 AM
I have an organic whoopee cushion.


A whoopee cushion is a round balloon that you blow up and put on someone's chair-when the victim sits down the air escapes and it sounds like passing gas......

Last night I walked into the door and picked up Edward.......

POOF!

I had to stop and look behind us, I wasn't me....Sooooooooo........

A whole new use for your pet cat.....Now, if I can only get him to do it on command.....:confused:

Kirsten
02-18-2004, 11:22 AM
You're not planning to sell your cat as a organic whoopee cushion on ebay, do you? ;) j/k

Yes, it's true, sometimes they do that, but actually I see that more happening with dogs... :)

Kirsten

kuhio98
02-18-2004, 11:23 AM
Eddie, you're too funny.
Cammie Cat is "silent but deadly". That little girl can clear a room.

Tubby & Peanut's Mom
02-18-2004, 11:24 AM
:D :D :D
Never a dull moment at Richard's house. :D

slick
02-18-2004, 11:28 AM
Whenever I want Max to do it, I just give him cooked chicken.......

Tubby & Peanut's Mom
02-18-2004, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by slick
Whenever I want Max to do it, I just give him cooked chicken.......

Ummm....Slick? Why would you want Max to do it? ;) :D :p

Kirsten
02-18-2004, 11:39 AM
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Ummm....Slick? Why would you want Max to do it? ;) :D :p

LOL :D :D :D

Maybe when she has uninvited guests? ;)

Kirsten

RICHARD
02-18-2004, 11:43 AM
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Ummm....Slick? Why would you want Max to do it? ;) :D :p

Nothing on the telly, you already have read the paper and you are stuck indoors because the weather is bad.....;)

Some times cheap entertainment is the best!:eek:

CatDad
02-18-2004, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
Nothing on the telly, you already have read the paper and you are stuck indoors because the weather is bad.....;)

Some times cheap entertainment is the best!:eek:
I think that I would like to tape odd things to my forehead before I would consider making the cat pass gas for entertainment.

However, you are right boredom will make you do strange things.

RICHARD
02-18-2004, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by CatDad
I think that I would like to tape odd things to my forehead before I would consider making the cat pass gas for entertainment.



Save the tape!!!


Every once in a while I like to get the dog to chase his tail!;) :rolleyes: :eek: :confused: :D

slick
02-18-2004, 02:20 PM
:D :D :D :D ROFLMAO!!!!!

The reason?? Well, sometimes I try out foods that I don't like just to make sure I still don't like them.

Max scratches his ****, he spits at Speckles, and he can pass gas when I feed him chicken.

soooooo

when I want a reminder of what it's like to live with a man, I have chicken for dinner that night :D :D

then I can settle down and still be happy with the choices I've made. :) It's all very logical to me.

Tubby & Peanut's Mom
02-18-2004, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by slick
It's all very logical to me.

Aaaahhh...I see, makes perfect sense to me now. What a great idea! ;) :D :D

catmandu
02-19-2004, 11:57 AM
Moose The Magnificent is the only Cat that I have as a resident that passes wind , and look OUT BELOW! PU! Stinky Cat ,indeed!

AmberLee
02-19-2004, 07:02 PM
Richard, are you trying to tell us you SIT on Eddie? I think we're going to have grave objections if you are!!!

ILoveMyAbbyGirl
02-19-2004, 08:06 PM
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
:D :D :D
Never a dull moment at Richard's house. :D

LOL... Richard, you crack me up.

catnapper
02-19-2004, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by slick
when I want a reminder of what it's like to live with a man, I have chicken for dinner that night :D :D

then I can settle down and still be happy with the choices I've made. :) It's all very logical to me.
So you mean that when I was desperately single and would have done ANYTHING to find a man, all I had to do was feed something gassy to the animals and my yearning for companionhood would be estinguished? Be careful, this is too powerful to handle... if this gets out, theres a whole industry of dating services that would go bankrupt in the first week!

RICHARD
02-20-2004, 06:36 PM
Originally posted by AmberLee
Richard, are you trying to tell us you SIT on Eddie? I think we're going to have grave objections if you are!!!

lololol,

What are you telling Eddie?????

The last two nights I get up from the recliner to
get something and I come back to find him in my spot.....He's wayyyyyyyyy to "bright" for me to sit on him.....but I do loose him when he blends in on a white background...