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RICHARD
01-30-2004, 05:22 PM
Roller Poopies

A competition game for one or more cats and/or kittens.

Rules of Play:
Poopies used must be good and dry and preferably rounded and small in order to roll properly and fit into the various goals.
A non-carpeted floor should be used as the playing court.
To be played at night, just as owners are about to fall asleep.

Object of the game:
250 points to be scored within an 8 hour period of time divided into four 1 hour periods of play interchanged with four 1 hour periods of rest.
Scoring:
Retrieval of poopies from the litter pan:
A. Two-paw retrieval: 2 points
B. One-paw retrieval: 5 points
C. Retrieval of inadequate or mushy poopie: 5 points

Dribbling poopies:
A. Non-stop to within 4 feet of litter pan: 3 points
B. Non-stop across the kitchen floor: 5 points
C. Non-stop from pan, through kitchen and into living room: 7 points
D. Same as C, done in presence of the owner's dinner guests: 10 points

Passing of poopies (in air at least 2 seconds)
A. One kitty toss in air: 3 points
B. Completed forward pass: 5 points
C. If poopie shatters on impact: 10 points


Goals in Roller Poopies
A. Under stove or refrigerator: 5 points
B. Under furniture with 1" clearance: 10 points
C. Dead center of food plate: 15 points
D. Water dish: 25 points
Bonus Points:

A. Water dish goals

For every hour before discovery: 5 points
If nearly dissolved upon discovery: 10 points
If owner gags when dumping: 15 points

B. Poopie placement

For placing in 3:00 A.M. path to bathroom so owner steps on it with bare feet: 10 points
If stepped on with fleshy part of arch: 15 points

C. Movement of poopies up the stairs

With mouth (never observed): 5 points
Using paws, 1 step at a time: 10 points
On wooden steps between 12:00-6:00 A.M: 20 points
D. Night-time bonus

After lights out: 5 points
After 2:00 A.M: 10 points
If owner confiscates it, having another one in play within 10 minutes: 15 points

AmberLee
01-30-2004, 05:42 PM
Unfair! Richard, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and I can't let my coworkers see me!

RICHARD
01-30-2004, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by AmberLee
Unfair! Richard, I'm laughing so hard I'm crying and I can't let my coworkers see me!
Dry your tears.

I did not write this....

I don't have that kind of talent.

;)

catland
01-30-2004, 05:49 PM
Joxer has a version of this that he likes to play, except that he prefers rats and mice - dead or alive.:eek: :eek: :eek:

RedHedd
01-30-2004, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
.... I did not write this....;)
Could'a fooled me! :D

moosmom
01-30-2004, 09:34 PM
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Originally posted by RICHARD
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Could'a fooled me!

Me too!!!! I thought to myself, "Only RICHARD would think up something like that!!"

CatDad
01-30-2004, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by moosmom
Could'a fooled me!

Me Three.

That was great and one that I have never seen before.:D I laughed so hard I scared poor little Joey. She probably thinks I lost it and now will not come to me anymore.;)

Richard, you could have just kept quite and I would have thought you a genius. Of course, then I would start expecting posts like this more often.

Thanks for sharing that.:D

slick
01-30-2004, 09:57 PM
:D :D :D :D What a way to cure your illness!!!!

Uniqueviking
01-31-2004, 02:55 AM
LMAO :D

catcrazylady
01-31-2004, 07:07 AM
ROFLMAO!!! :D :D :D :D http://petoftheday.com/talk/images/our_smilies/biggrin.gif

smokey the elder
01-31-2004, 08:24 AM
:D :D That was so funny!

QueenScoopalot
01-31-2004, 09:37 AM
ROFLMAO! Around this part of the country we call it 'poo poo hockey'! It's so rewarding to find all the little darlings happily sleeping after a good game. And boy do they try to avoid me taking their pucks away, grabbing my little broom with their claws. Alas kitten season is looming...:(

Tonya
01-31-2004, 11:27 AM
Shhhh, don't tell Ron and Raven about this game! I don't want them to get any ideas...:D

Vio&Juni
02-02-2004, 04:10 AM
:D :D :D :D

This is too funny :)