A Women's Prayer

[petlover]

I thought that this was funny. I will not include the men's prayer because it is not "child" safe equipment if you know what I mean. It's not P.G 13.;)





A Women's Prayer


Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart, and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks,
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man, who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to " How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me no end,
And never attemp to hit on my friend.
And as I pray beside my bed,
I look at the clown you sent me instead.
Amen.

Oh! I just love that prayer for some reason. hehe. But, I already have something like that. Now I just thank God for him. hehe.. Enjoy reading.:D :p

[dukedogsmom]

That's cute. I don't think the man in that prayer above the clown part exists. Although there are some good ones here at PT.

[petlover]

hehe Val, I think you're right..:D :p

[countrycowgirl]

OMG THAT MAD ME LAUGH I LOVE IT:D :D

[micki76]

Originally posted by dukedogsmom
I don't think the man in that prayer above the clown part exists.

Yeah he does, but I got him! :p

I really do have a good man, but it took three good, serious tries. :rolleyes:

[trayi52]

Soooo thats where he went Micki! And I thought he was still out there. Guess I'll just have to quit kneeling beside my bed and praying now! Looking at the clown in my bed....LOL!!

Jan that is so cute! I think I will send this to my daughters, the both of them.

Thanks Jan for sharing.

Willie