Don't drink and dream.

[RICHARD]

Last week I had a few cocktails before retiring for the evening.

Translation?

I drank some beer and went to sleep.

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During the night, I awoke with a start. I was dreaming of being asleep in a hammock with someone I did not know.

In my dream, nestled in my armpit was a snoring head and an arm thrown across my chest.

Translation?

I was sleeping on my back and my throat was drying out.

When I woke up the Eddie decided to crawl up and pass out
with his snoring mug next to my ear, and his front leg across my chest.

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After some thought I rolled out of bed and got myself a drink of water.

Translation?

Eddie,
Move........come on......Move!
EDDIE!!!!


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Moral of the story?

Don't drink and dream...;)

[slick]

First you get the tail, and now you get the leg..:D :D ROFLMAO!!!!!

You should write a book....

Wait a minute, wasn't there a TV series about "Eddie's Father"???:D :D

[catnapper]

Oh man.... what type of beer were you drinking?

Eddie just wanted to tell you that he loves you and that there's no room in the bed for anybody else but you two... so stop dreaming about those "others" :)

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by catnapper
Oh man.... what type of beer were you drinking?

Eddie just wanted to tell you that he loves you and that there's no room in the bed for anybody else but you two... so stop dreaming about those "others" :)


lol, I just want to know what happened before I woke up...:eek:

[jenluckenbach]

Originally posted by RICHARD
lol, I just want to know what happened before I woke up...:eek:
NO....You DON'T want to know!:p

[trayi52]

The show was the courtship of Eddies father. Now doesn't that sound familiar?? I wonder who you were dreaming about?? LOL, you will never know...........Eddies father.

Willie

[Tonya]

LMAO!

[PayItForward]

I start to smile when I see you have posted a thread, as I know it will cheer me up and make me laugh.

Thanks Richard

:D

[catland]

"People let me tell you 'bout my best friend...":cool:

(opening lyrics to "Courtship of Eddie's Father")

[moosmom]

Boy RICHARD,

I thought I had strange dreams!! Are ya sure ya didn't have a few SHOTS as well as a couple a beers???

My theory is don't EAT and dream!

[trayi52]

Yeah Imagine waking up thinking you are the star of the courtship of eddies father? I wonder where Norman is?;)

[RICHARD]

I refuse to answer any questions about my drinking habits....;)

Eddie's father is on a self imposed vacation from courtship...:eek:

And I am glad that SOMEONE finds me funny...:D ;) :confused:

Living with a cat isn't always a 'dream'....



Catnapper.....


Plain old Budweiser.....:)

[cutie_chica]

LoL :p Thats to funny!!