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tuxluvr
12-25-2003, 12:56 PM
In honor of a suspiciously familiar looking kitten of the day, and as a reminder for safe holidays, Ritzy shares her holiday advice

To keep the room from spinning and your cat from looking like it has four eyeshttp://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid95/p37a638bdc2cb264bf35bc8c3b4d718d5/fa332dc2.jpg , keep the spiked eggnog servings to a minimum

To those on the Atkins diet, those cheese logs can sure be "binding" http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid95/p9b6946b89a9e3d0c6657631429b42778/fa332db6.jpg.....so make sure the kibble has sufficient fiber!

...REMEMBER what I said about that eggnog? The term "lit" should be reserved for tree lights and yule logs!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid95/p157166c3771d9faaec87a933aaa20d87/fa332dcd.jpg

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid95/p0dc7686c2a157aa505fcfdc1d5459a1e/fa332dbe.jpg Hope you all have a wonderful holiday!
Mz Ritz & friends!

jenluckenbach
12-25-2003, 01:16 PM
LOL.

Love the high beam head light eyes, Ritzy !

amoore
12-25-2003, 03:59 PM
LOL! Ritz, you have very good advice!

Thanks so much! Those are great pictures!

I think Ritz has a future in pictures. :D

Craftlady
12-25-2003, 04:05 PM
Great photos :)

tuxluvr
12-25-2003, 04:48 PM
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid95/p1937476d6a42adf613e294bf8ffc460f/fa332dd4.jpghttp://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid95/p182513fb521a985bf9bd6e639ca0ac38/fa332dd0.jpg http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid95/p7bda09ae23c096c769d4f793a1cb2882/fa332dc1.jpg ..,,and to all a good nighthttp://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid95/p53e861b4160e7833a46b2e088e230db2/fa332dbb.jpg

CatDad
12-26-2003, 12:30 AM
Love the photos and also very good advice from Ms. Ritz:)

Thanks for all.:)

krazyaboutkatz
12-26-2003, 12:37 AM
LOL Great pics and advice as well.:D

Uabassoon
12-26-2003, 01:35 AM
LOL thanks for the wonderful advice Ms Ritz!

Vio&Juni
12-26-2003, 03:01 AM
Thank you for your advices Ritzy!

How beautiful you are!

Wanda, you should be writing the script for the World's Funniest Pets, your captions are always the best!

Sara luvs her Tinky
12-26-2003, 06:08 AM
Merry Christmas to you too sweet Ritz!!!!

I will make sure I print out a copy of your holiday rules for me T and J to follow!!

tuxluvr
12-26-2003, 07:06 AM
Originally posted by Sara luvs her Tinky
Merry Christmas to you too sweet Ritz!!!!

I will make sure I print out a copy of your holiday rules for me T and J to follow!!

You too!! And make sure Jupie boy stays away from the baby food!! Is his tummy better?

sirrahbed
12-26-2003, 07:08 AM
We will ALL keep your advice in mind!:D

Cataholic
12-26-2003, 01:36 PM
NOW my holiday season is complete! Love you, Ms. Ritzy girl!

tuxluvr
12-28-2003, 03:56 PM
Originally posted by Vio&Juni
............you should be writing the script for the World's Funniest Pets, your captions are always the best!

aww..thanks. And Ritz thanks all for the nice compliments.

Happy New Year to all!

ramanth
12-29-2003, 08:45 AM
Originally posted by tuxluvr
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid95/p37a638bdc2cb264bf35bc8c3b4d718d5/fa332dc2.jpg
Aww! She looks like one of those Anime kitties. :D

Love the pics and advice from Miss Ritzy. :)

catmandu
12-29-2003, 09:20 AM
What a Handsome Boy , and in his Tuxedo , he is ready for Times Square! Happy MEW Year , everyone!

tuxluvr
12-29-2003, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by catmandu
What a Handsome Boy , and in his Tuxedo , he is ready for Times Square! Happy MEW Year , everyone!



All true....but.....Ritzy is a SHE;) :D

(her size sometimes belies her gender...so no harm done - lots make this assumption)

jazzcat
12-29-2003, 10:43 AM
LOL!!!

Love this, especially the first pic!!

Miss Meow
12-29-2003, 07:45 PM
Ms Ritz, looks like the holiday season caught up with you! A little bit of olive oil with your cheese logs might help :) Thanks for the advice and hope to see you again soon!

Tubby & Peanut's Mom
12-29-2003, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by tuxluvr
To keep the room from spinning and your cat from looking like it has four eyeshttp://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid95/p37a638bdc2cb264bf35bc8c3b4d718d5/fa332dc2.jpg , keep the spiked eggnog servings to a minimum


Ritzy you are just too funny!!! :D :D :D

And you have such wonderful holiday advice too - such a talented, and cute, kitty. We've missed you by the way. :)

tuxluvr
12-30-2003, 07:01 AM
Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
Ritzy you are just too funny!!! :D :D :D

And you have such wonderful holiday advice too - such a talented, and cute, kitty. We've missed you by the way. :)


Well don't I knowzz it...that meowmie cat just duzznt unnerstand about my fan club.....I hazz to almost bite and scratch to get her to siddown and go to that pet-talkin place ---she drives all over da place, to udder states even, but can't spare a moment to vizit da world wide web!!

Ritzee

catmandu
07-16-2006, 04:08 PM
A memorial bump of some wonderful Ritzy Photos.
RIP Tuxluvr.
We know you are having a great time with All the Pets.
And Ritzy, and your loved ones will join you.
One Fine Day.