ScantyNebula
11-17-2003, 08:33 AM
The Truth About Cats and Dogs
A dog thinks:
Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm,
dry house, pet me, and take good care of me . . .
they must be gods!
A cat thinks:
Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm,
dry house, pet me, and take good care of me . .
I must be a God!
What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They are totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They are moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost you money.
Conclusion: They are tiny little women in fur coats.
What is a Dog?
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture
in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear
you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They can never have enough toys
and they leave them everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths
and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They are tiny little men in fur coats.
A dog thinks:
Hey, those people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm,
dry house, pet me, and take good care of me . . .
they must be gods!
A cat thinks:
Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm,
dry house, pet me, and take good care of me . .
I must be a God!
What is a Cat?
Cats do what they want.
They rarely listen to you.
They are totally unpredictable.
They whine when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to be alone.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They expect you to cater to their every whim.
They are moody.
They leave hair everywhere.
They drive you nuts and cost you money.
Conclusion: They are tiny little women in fur coats.
What is a Dog?
Dogs lie around all day, sprawled on the most comfortable piece of furniture
in the house.
They can hear a package of food opening half a block away, but don't hear
you when you're in the same room.
They can look dumb and lovable all at the same time.
They growl when they are not happy.
When you want to play, they want to play.
When you want to be alone, they want to play.
They are great at begging.
They will love you forever if you rub their tummies.
They can never have enough toys
and they leave them everywhere.
They do disgusting things with their mouths
and then try to give you a kiss.
Conclusion: They are tiny little men in fur coats.