I'll scratch your back, you scratch......

[RICHARD]

look out!!!


another Eddie adventure....:rolleyes:


I settled in to watch T.V. the other night..
I'm slouched over on the chair, leg crossed, when the cutest little kitty face appears at the foot of the chair!

I can see him intently looking at me, with the love of a pet for his human!!! My heart melts, I wink at Eddie....
He lifts his paw and drags his semi-exposed claws across my crotch!!!!!

:eek:

I think to myself, "what the hell was THAT ABOUT!!"

I continue to watch that kitty-mug -lovingly staring at his dad-I ask him what he wants and I don't get an answer.....Hmmmmmmmm, he'll usually 'meow' for something.

I go back to watching the tube.......

A few seconds later I feel that paw in the same place.......only this time his claw is caught in
the material........CLOSE CALL!!!!

I manage to unhook him before he starts to struggle and really sink his claws INTO ME...

A few seconds later a moth explodes from in between my legs (hey, behave yourselves)...
and Eddie takes one more swipe at me and heads off to try and capture his prey.....


This cat is gonna get me killed....how would i explain a Do-it-at-home vasectomy to the Emergency room people?


:confused: :rolleyes: :o

[slick]

GOD, WHEN AM I GONNA LEARN TO SWALLOW BEFORE READING RICHARD'S POSTS!!! I almost choaked.......

ROFLMAO!!!! I literally have tears running down my face and if this doesn't stop, your posts are gonna kill me!!

Try being a woman and having a cat on your chest making bread???? Talk about ouch.

[K & L]

This was a riot! Richard I love your humor!

[zippy-kat]

cat got yer..... tongue?

hee hee hee... good boy, eddie! ;)

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Originally posted by RICHARD
A few seconds later a moth explodes from in between my legs (hey, behave yourselves)...

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Totally ROTFLMAO!!!! http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/ROFL.gif http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/ROFL.gif

About to burst, partly from laughter and partly from trying to contain myself from making any further comments.... http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/ROFL.gif http://www.emotipad.com/emoticons/ROFL.gif

[slick]

Originally posted by Tubby & Peanut's Mom
[About to burst, partly from laughter and partly from trying to contain myself from making any further comments
You and me both!!! I'm sooo tempted.......but this is a family restaurant.

[catland]

love the icons T&P. Richard - that will teach you to wear wool boxers;)

[RedHedd]

Originally posted by slick
Try being a woman and having a cat on your chest making bread???? Talk about ouch.
Mishi did this to me last night -- all 14.5 lbs of him! OUCH!

I didn't realize this thread was about Richard's Eddie, until it was too late! When will I learn .... :rolleyes: ROTFLMAO :D

[nodgeness]

Ok, how is it that Richard's post get better & better every time.
You can paint an picture that's for sure! LMAO

[wolflady]

Originally posted by slick
You and me both!!! I'm sooo tempted.......but this is a family restaurant.

Ditto here! LOL LOL ROTFL, Richard! :D What a close encounter, eh?? :eek:

[krazyaboutkatz]

LOL Another great Richard story. :D :D :D

[ramanth]

*dying in tears* :D :D

[catmandu]

That has never happened to me , but every once in a while they will jump down from the bookcase and land on a vulnerable spot! OUCH! Especially if it my furry ton of lead , Moose The Magnificent.

Originally posted by slick
GOD, WHEN AM I GONNA LEARN TO SWALLOW BEFORE READING RICHARD'S POSTS!!! I almost choaked.......

ROFLMAO!!!! I literally have tears running down my face and if this doesn't stop, your posts are gonna kill me!!

Try being a woman and having a cat on your chest making bread???? Talk about ouch.

ha ha ha, as I am laughing to hard to make a "decent" comment, I am quoting Slick's comment;) :) :)

[RICHARD]

laugh all you want.........;)

my disfigurement is secondary:eek:


P.s.
Should anyone find Slick slumped across her keyboard with my post on the screen.....

i have an alibi!

[2kitties]

bahahhahahahhaha!:eek:

Eddie was just looking for "MOTH BALLS!!!";)

[slick]

Originally posted by 2kitties
Eddie was just looking for "MOTH BALLS!!!";)
ROFLMAO AGAIN!!! As I sit here spitting all over my keyboard with laughter I can't help but mention that I was thinking about this while watching Survivor last night with hermit crabs. Then I had another chuckle about it on the way in to work this morning. Sorry Richard, but some day it will be payback time when I tell you my story of the DATE FROM HELL :eek: :eek:

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by 2kitties
bahahhahahahhaha!:eek:

Eddie was just looking for "MOTH BALLS!!!";)

I look for sympathy-but am ridiculed instead;)

but.......Hermit crabs are easier to get rid of!

:eek: :rolleyes: :confused: :o

[Cinder & Smoke]

"Most" of em are healed up now...
... kuz this happened a long tyme ago.

It'z frumma Post bout Katz hidin inna warsher or dryer masheens...


Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke

Oh Boots Kat, where ARE you???
Our Boots, the Kat, nebber wuz the sharpest knife inna drawer... :rolleyes:
Summa the places he's misplaced himself inna Ranch house are...

**BEST DummmKat stunt = He (Boots) wuz sleepin inna clubhouse (Dad's fallin wadder klozet inna baffroom).
Dad turns the fallin wadder on an closes the door whilst he's takin off his cloth skinz. Openz the slider door an getz wun legfoot in when a verrie *WET* an verrie :mad: Kat exits by runnin up Dad's legbone, body, an headbone!
Dad hadda lotta lil red leaky spotz on his skin partz.
Kat pouted :( fer three dayz after that wun!
:D

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Cinder & Smoke
"Most" of em are healed up now...


:eek:




Glad you are on the road to recovery!

In retrospect,

The best part was being able to grab his paw and see the look on his face.....

"Do you mind? I'm trying to get that moth from in between your legs...":rolleyes:

[gini]

Originally posted by nodgeness
Ok, how is it that Richard's post get better & better every time.

Now that Richard has crossed the 2,000 threshhold, he is on a roll!!!

Me, I am not going to say one word! (snicker, snicker).

[nodgeness]

I've read this tread a couple times & i'm still cracking up!!!!

[slick]

Originally posted by nodgeness
I've read this thread a couple times & i'm still cracking up!!!!
Me too!! It's the image that you conjure up reading the story! That's why I'm having a hard time letting this die a natural death. Me thinks we are going to get alot of mileage from this one. Poor Richard, how much more can he take??

[nodgeness]

I hope he can take a lot more! Sorry RICHARD!!!!
But we all need good laughs & he just seems to be the on who delivers!
Richard it's not the story itself as much as it is how the story is told!

[smokey the elder]

"That is NOT a mouse!!!" :p :D

[QueenScoopalot]

I'm ROFLMAO too now! Just be lucky you don't have a whole herd of cats attacking that moth RICHARD!

[rg_girlca]

ROTFLMAO...........That is just tooooooooooooo funny.
Thank you RICHARD for a much needed laugh.
I was smart this time and took a sip of my tea before I read your thread.:D

[catmandu]

Oh My God , Richard , has it been that long , that there are Moths !

[catland]

Dear Slick,

maybe this will help:

http://www.navstore.com/waterproof_keyboard.asp

;)

[Amber]

Oh my.....

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by catmandu
Oh My God , Richard , has it been that long , that there are Moths !

Cobwebs, dustbunnies and god knows what else!;)

[slick]

Originally posted by catland
Dear Slick,

maybe this will help:

http://www.navstore.com/waterproof_keyboard.asp

;)
ROFLMAO!!! :D :D Might be worth the investment!!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

Poor misunderstood Eddie! He was just trying to save you from the vicious man-eating moth and look at the thanks he got!

And you wonder why your mom always told you to wear clean underwear!:eek: :D

[gini]

Oh, and I thought his Mom always told him to be sure to wear clean socks:cool: ;) ;)

[lbaker]

I should know better than to read a RICHARD thread just before I get ready to leave work. AGAIN with the giggles on the subway and AGAIN getting "the look". "pssst, Mom... it's the giggle lady again"

[QueenScoopalot]

Has anyone here ever smelled mothballs? :eek:

[lynnestankard]

QSA - Probabley other moths!!!!!! :D :D

Lynne

[gini]

leave it alone, Gini, just leave it alone!:D :D

[lynnestankard]

He he he he!! :D :D :D Bite that tongue Gini!! :D

[slick]

Originally posted by gini
leave it alone, Gini, just leave it alone!:D :D
I hear ya! I've been tempted all day long......:D but I promised myself I'd be good, at least until the BBQ!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by QueenScoopalot
Has anyone here ever smelled mothballs? :eek: :D

[QueenScoopalot]

GEESH! I figured I could sucker ONE of you into saying "YES"....:D I know, old one...better luck next time. :rolleyes: :p :rolleyes: RICHARD started it! :D

[heinz57_79]

Moths is it?? hmmm... Methinks it might be time to air things out, break out the Swiffer dusters, the Pledge with orange oil, Windex.......... :D

[lbaker]

I know this woman that was the wife of a guitar player we used to hang with. Molly had a job, one assignment, at the Smithsonian Inst. in DC drawing moth genitilia.. really - her job was drawing MOTH BALLS. (the Smithsonian does all kinds of weird things for research :rolleyes: )