How many dogs does it take?? ~joke~

[pitc9]

How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change a Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned
out bulb

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the
dark, checked to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more
perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the
situation.

Maltese: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the
time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark...

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb

Irish Wolfhound: Can somebody else do it? I've got this hangover...

Pointer: I see it, there it is. There it is, right there....

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little
circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Hound Dog: ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzz...z...z...z....z....z....z...

[PJ's Mom]

Originally posted by pitc9
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Peej said, " :eek: "

:D

[My Peanuts]

Originally posted by pitc9

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.



/B]
Harley is only a Jack Russell mix and this couldn't be more true!:rolleyes:

[lovemyshiba]

Originally posted by pitc9


Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I?
Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I?




That is Riley!!!!!!!
:) :) :) :)

[dukedogsmom]

That is so funny! And they are true to the breeds, too. Duke's mostly German Shepherd. Didn't see a Chow in that, though. Wonder what they would do?

[FROGSnDOGS]

Good one!

[Uabassoon]

Cute!

[My Peanuts]

I wish there was a pug up there, but I know what it would say. "I'll just wait for my mom to do it" :D

[KYS]

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares? >>>>>

That's Rocky.


Maltese: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy. >>>>>

That's Pepper.




Those were cute.

[slick]

:D :D :D :D

[anna_66]

Originally posted by pitc9
Rottweiler: Make me.

heehee:D