kingrattus
08-27-2003, 12:30 AM
Holy DOO DOO!! I don't think I have ever moved so fast in my life!
I was laying in bed, watching tv on my computer, & in the corner of my eye I see something big coming at my face really fast. I jumped up with out using my hands, & started hitting the wall looking for the light switch. & since its one of the new fancy dancy, energy saving lights, it takes a wile for it to turn on. Finally I see a HUGE spider! I've never seen one that HUGE in my room before. The darn thing started to run right at me at the end of my bed. Then it darts beside my wall pellow & I grab the blanket so it can't go underneth it. I'm looking for something to put it in, cause I'd rather not kill it. While I'm holding down the blanket & looking for something on my computer night stand thingy, the stupid thing runs ontop of my hand!!! I wasn't expecting it at all & yelp so loud I scared myself... heheh Well the HUGE spider went ontop of my wall pellow & then tried to go behind it, so I pushed on the pellow, traping the Monster, & was planing on squishing it, then desided I'd rather cut its legs off & kill it less messy, so I wouldn't get guts all over my wall pellow... Well that didn't go so well, damn lack of sleep, well I got its legs & then thought how on earth am I gonna move it off my bed & kill it, so I ended up cutting it in half, so it wouldn't suffer too long.
I have very strict spider rules in my room.
1. it ok for them to live on my celling, plants, lights & on my window.
2. they can make all kinds of webs & I'll leave them be as long as they r fallowing rule 1.
3. if found on the wall, it all depends n the mood I'm in if they become fish food or not (99% live).
4. if it touches my bed its chance of death is 50% greater (also depends on size).
5. if it touches me its DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!
Oh ya if I was to stretch its legs out it would have been almost 2 inches long. & damn was it ever fast... ooo my poor heart.
I was laying in bed, watching tv on my computer, & in the corner of my eye I see something big coming at my face really fast. I jumped up with out using my hands, & started hitting the wall looking for the light switch. & since its one of the new fancy dancy, energy saving lights, it takes a wile for it to turn on. Finally I see a HUGE spider! I've never seen one that HUGE in my room before. The darn thing started to run right at me at the end of my bed. Then it darts beside my wall pellow & I grab the blanket so it can't go underneth it. I'm looking for something to put it in, cause I'd rather not kill it. While I'm holding down the blanket & looking for something on my computer night stand thingy, the stupid thing runs ontop of my hand!!! I wasn't expecting it at all & yelp so loud I scared myself... heheh Well the HUGE spider went ontop of my wall pellow & then tried to go behind it, so I pushed on the pellow, traping the Monster, & was planing on squishing it, then desided I'd rather cut its legs off & kill it less messy, so I wouldn't get guts all over my wall pellow... Well that didn't go so well, damn lack of sleep, well I got its legs & then thought how on earth am I gonna move it off my bed & kill it, so I ended up cutting it in half, so it wouldn't suffer too long.
I have very strict spider rules in my room.
1. it ok for them to live on my celling, plants, lights & on my window.
2. they can make all kinds of webs & I'll leave them be as long as they r fallowing rule 1.
3. if found on the wall, it all depends n the mood I'm in if they become fish food or not (99% live).
4. if it touches my bed its chance of death is 50% greater (also depends on size).
5. if it touches me its DEAD DEAD DEAD!!!
Oh ya if I was to stretch its legs out it would have been almost 2 inches long. & damn was it ever fast... ooo my poor heart.