shais_mom
12-03-2001, 12:47 AM
THIS IS TOOOO FUNNY!!!
WHO NEEDS A MAN?
If you want someone who will do anything to please you, get a dog.
If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper without tearing
through it first for the sports page, get a dog.
If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's
so glad to see you, get a dog.
If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him and
never says his mother made it better, get a dog.
If you want someone who's always eager to go out any time you ask
and anywhere you want to go, get a dog.
If you want someone who can scare away burglars without waving a
lethal weapon around, endangering you and all the neighbors, get a dog.
If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn't care less
about Monday Night Football, and watches dramatic movies with you as
long as you want, get a dog.
If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up and keep
you warm in bed, and who you can kick out of bed if he slobbers
and snores, get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do, doesn't
care how good or bad you look, acts as though every word you say is
worth hearing, never complains, and loves you unconditionally all the
time,
get a dog!
On the other hand...
If you want someone who never comes when you call him, totally
ignores you when you walk in the room, leaves hair all over the place,
walks all over you, prowls around all night and come home only to eat
and sleep all day, and acts as though you are there only to see that
He's
happy...
Get a CAT!
WHO NEEDS A MAN?
If you want someone who will do anything to please you, get a dog.
If you want someone who will bring you the newspaper without tearing
through it first for the sports page, get a dog.
If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's
so glad to see you, get a dog.
If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him and
never says his mother made it better, get a dog.
If you want someone who's always eager to go out any time you ask
and anywhere you want to go, get a dog.
If you want someone who can scare away burglars without waving a
lethal weapon around, endangering you and all the neighbors, get a dog.
If you want someone who never touches the remote, couldn't care less
about Monday Night Football, and watches dramatic movies with you as
long as you want, get a dog.
If you want someone who'll be content just to snuggle up and keep
you warm in bed, and who you can kick out of bed if he slobbers
and snores, get a dog.
If you want someone who never criticizes anything you do, doesn't
care how good or bad you look, acts as though every word you say is
worth hearing, never complains, and loves you unconditionally all the
time,
get a dog!
On the other hand...
If you want someone who never comes when you call him, totally
ignores you when you walk in the room, leaves hair all over the place,
walks all over you, prowls around all night and come home only to eat
and sleep all day, and acts as though you are there only to see that
He's
happy...
Get a CAT!