Things that I've learned **GAME**

[Dogz]

I just thought of this today. Well, its not exactly a game, but kinda. Well this is how you play:
A person says one thing that they have learned over the years.
The posts can be jokes, or something that you have really learned.
Only post one thing in each post.
Wait until another person has posted before you post again. If you have any questions, just ask.
I'll start:

Never stick your tongue on a pole when it has frost on it.. it might get stuck.:p

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Yeah... well make sure that you don't over-use the bubbles in the bubble bath... makes for a great mess. :rolleyes:

[CathyBogart]

Sticking your bare hand into a cage with an injured territorial parrot is a bad idea. :)

[binka_nugget]

If you work at subway, don't wear white shoes.

[Chinadoll]

Originally posted by ILoveMyAbbyGirl
Yeah... well make sure that you don't over-use the bubbles in the bubble bath... makes for a great mess. :rolleyes:

lol on that note...don't pour bubbles into the bath with the jacuzzi jets on...in seconds you'll have an overflowing tub of bubbles, and I do mean over the tub and all over the floor!

[babolaypo65]

dish soap in the washing machine. definite no-no.

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Oh I got a good one.

READ DIRECTIONS CAREFULLY!

I accidently added 1/4 CUP of salt in my cookies instead of 1/4 TEASPOON. So I decided to melt some chocolate and melted a bowl and burnt the chocolate. *sigh*

[wolfsoul]

Never put your hands into fish tanks that have evil looking salt water fish in them. And don't listen to the evil stepbrothers that swear they asked the emplyee if it was safe. T-T

[Kfamr]

- Don't leave a puppy unattended in guest bedroom unless you want new carpet.

-Don't leave puppy in cage you just put up with wood shaving bed, or else you'll have a big mess.

[tomkatzid]

Don't forget the Desimal point in your dollar amount when your proxy bidding on Ebay.
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[binka_nugget]

Scoop up poop in your backyard right away. If you wait long enough, you'll find it again on the bottom of your shoe.

[wolf_Q]

The majority of the general public are complete morons!

[Dogz]

Never leave something in the microwave for too long.. it will over flow, and that's another big mess.:eek:

[Kfamr]

Originally posted by binka_nugget
Scoop up poop in your backyard right away. If you wait long enough, you'll find it again on the bottom of your shoe.


Or big gross white grubs in/under it! :o :eek: :eek:

[pitc9]

Make sure your dog's leash is not tangled around your ankle when she takes off after something!
(I'm sure we've all been there!)

[Dogz]

If you're going to dry you're shoes over a fire, don't put them too close.:eek:

[Randi]

If you want a good nights sleep, remember to feed you cat before bedtime - and scoop the litter box!

[Cataholic]

Remember to grab the towels BEFORE you wash the doggie. He will shake faster than you can locate the towels...

[wolfsoul]

Never put aluminum in the microwave. :o

[Pam]

Don't let the cats see you getting out the carrier right before a visit to the vet's. They will disappear into thin air and you will have to cancel your appointment. :rolleyes:

[Dogz]

Make sure to wipe off your dogs paws before you let them into the house with muddy paws, and expect them to stay on the rug.:rolleyes: ;)

[Dogz]

bUmP:)

[Cataholic]

Pick up the yard BEFORE you mow....

[cubby31682]

Close your screen door on your porch before you hubby opens it and the cat runs out!

[Dogz]

Watch where you step!:eek: :rolleyes:

[Crikit]

the stuff you learn on cartoons can not always be applied to real life.

[dukedogsmom]

Originally posted by tomkatzid
Don't forget the Desimal point in your dollar amount when your proxy bidding on Ebay.
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
I love Ebay! Never had that happen before, though.
Never assume anything!! Because it makes an ass/u/me :)