Is it Thursday yet???

[mugsy]

Richard......where are you????? I need my Thursday fix a little early!!

What a crappy week THIS has been.

Monday: 1. Dogs at shelter didn't get fed until 4pm
2. Drake (dog at shelter) had 104 temp
3. 8 cats from shelter have upper respiratory infections
4. 3 kittens at shelter also have ringworm (from feral mom)
5. A few other things that I can't think of went wrong too! lol

Tuesday: 1. Vicki's hubby has medical issues
2. Mike has surgery on his toe to remove an old stitch
3. I go to the doctor and find out I have a sprained ankle, bad back, possibly diabetes, bad anti-depressant meds, hmmmmm..... oh and I GAINED 8 pounds! LIFE SUCKS! lol

Wednesday: I think today was yesterday! lol

Ok, I'm done venting now. Thanks for listening to me whine!

So Richard, I need something low calorie for my Thursday drink.....good luck! hehehe

[Cincy'sMom]

Sorry you've had such a bad week Molly :(

Mine hasn't been bad...just tiring try to get ready to leave on VACATION!!!!

Might as well start the drinking early :)

What's on tap this week?

( 'Course we are assuming Richard has recovred from last weekend's partying :) )

[slick]

I was just thinking about this. Sorry you've had such a bad week. Mine has been good so far. I'm feeling lucky this week so I think I'll throw a few loonies into the slots. Richard, drinks are on me this week for everyone!!! Do you take Canuck green at par?? Or will plastic do??

I'll take one of them there red slushy thingies that I saw in the blender on the weekend :D :D :D Thanks. You're a good man Charlie Brown.

signed
Lucy

[catland]

hmm - Richard hasn't posted since yesterday. Is he on vacation yet? If he is, one of us is going to have to break into the bar to serve up some drinks.
:cool:

[RICHARD]

no i'm here......just working.....

lol, i wish all my coworkers were like the PT people i met on sunday.....

thank you for asking!!

you all can have red slushy things.....even
you, mugs......sorry i am not too creative at the moment....we are getting ready for accreditation and i someone told me something that made me write a 'rant'......
plus the stats that are due today are incomplete because the morons i deal with try to punish me by withholding the numbers I need to finish my report.....they still haven't figured out that i will talk to THEIR supervisor and they'll HAVE TO
jump.....lolololololol.....sometimes it pays to be a punk!!!

:rolleyes: :p ;) :confused: :cool: :D



DONE!!

[wolflady]

:D
Yes, Richard is as delightful in person as he is here in the Pet Talk Thursdays bar! ;) Serve up the margaritas! They were yummy! I think I will also have some 'hot salsa' and chips with that also! :)

[KYS]

Mugsy,
Their must be something in the air,
this week sucked, and it is not even over. :(
Hope tomarrow will be better for you.

Low calorie sounds good to me too, since I gained
some pounds too.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by KYS

Low calorie sounds good to me too, since I gained
some pounds too.


lol,

let's see....


bartender, confessor, comic and DIETICIAN...:confused:.....

[captain]

Richard,

I believe as long as we think THIN, DIET thoughts ........... NOTHING is fattening. :D

Like eating a Mars bar and drinking Diet Coke ........... one counteracts the other ..............:p

Make mine a Strawberry Dacquiri please .......... getting into holiday mode ...... one week from now, sitting on a beach .....:)

Molly, sorry you are having such a bad week. That explains why you have not seen my PM yet ............. chin up, and thoughts with you ...!

[Airedalekisses]

Aww cheer up everyone! here's a naughty joke-what's the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on! oh wash my mouth out with a lime smoothie!!

[captain]

hahahahahahahaha :D

[tomkatzid]

:D :D :D

[catland]

One red-slushy thing please.:)

Can I have some pretzels to go with it?

[RICHARD]

it's a red slushy day.....


Adk,
trying to get my license pulled???
(funny joke, tho...)


capt. and tom,

settle down you two!


catland....

there you go.....pretzels too!


Done!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

I want a red slushy thingy too, please! And some white chocolte covered pretzels, if you've got!
thanx
:D

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
I want a red slushy thingy too, please! And some white chocolte covered pretzels, if you've got!
thanx
:D

moff.....
white choc pretzels....and a red slushie thing!

DONE!

[Airedalekisses]

sorry Richard, I'll keep it clean!
You know you're a redneck if you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

May I have a refill of the lime frappe? my lips aren't quite puckery enough. thank you

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Airedalekisses
sorry Richard, I'll keep it clean!
You know you're a redneck if you think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

May I have a refill of the lime frappe? my lips aren't quite puckery enough. thank you

LOLOLOLOLOL....


hey do you want a job as the lunch time entertainment?

NOW APPEARING IN THE THURSDAY LOUNGE (YOUR NAME HERE)

a double lime frappe'....


DONE!

[catland]

Are there going to be auditions for the Lounge Act?:eek: :p

[slick]

I just did a google search for redneck jokes........didn't know there were so many. This one is my favourite. Please, no offence to any Rednecks out there.

10 Ways to tell if a Redneck has been working on a Computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.
5. The password is "Bubba".
4. There's a gun rack mounted on the CPU.
3. There's a Coors can in the cup holder(CD-ROM drive).
2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

AND the number 1 way to tell if a redneck has been working on a computer is...

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

A nice slushy red thingy please and thank you Richard. Where's the craps table??

Oh and BTW, if you're taking names for auditions, no lounge lizards please.

[RICHARD]

red slushies, coming up...

yes there will be auditions...or you all can share the spotlight, that way no one is slighted!!!!

Done!!!

craps table is in the back.....don't tell the ABC board!!!


;)

[RICHARD]

A jumper cable walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
>>
A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve food in here."
>>
>>
>>
>> A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
>>
>>
>> A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and
says:
>>
>> "A beer please and one for the road."

[slick]

A termite walks into the bar and says

"Where's the bar-tender"

How to drive an idiot crazy?? Give 'em a box of M & Ms and tell them to put them in alphabetical order....

but seriously folks, you're a great audience......

[RICHARD]

A man takes his Rottweiler to the vet and says, "My dog's cross-eyed,is there anything you can do for him? "

"Well," says the vet, "let's have a look at him" So he picks the dog up and examines his eyes, then checks his teeth. Finally, he says,"I'm going to have to put him down."

"What?, Because he's cross-eyed?"

"No, because he's really heavy"

[Cincy'sMom]

Two guys walked into a bar. ...

The third ducked!


Has anyone seen the Heineken commerical inthe bar. All the bar jokes are there...the preist the nun and the rabbi, the horse, the blond brunette, the redhead, etc etc. It is cute :)

[slick]

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road
drinking a couple of bottles of Bud.

The passenger, Bubba,said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a
po-lice roadblock! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these
here beers!!"

"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and
finish drinkin' these beers, peel off the label and stick it
on our foreheads, and throw the bottles under the seat."

"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?" said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empty bottles under
the seat, and each put a label on their forehead.

When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "You boys
been drinkin'?"

"No sir," Earl said. "We're on the patch."
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[catland]

Four brewery presidents walk into a bar. The
guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey, Senior,
I would like the world's best beer, a Corona."
The bartender gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best
beer in the world. Give me 'The king of beers,' a
Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer
made with Rocky Mountain spring water. Give me a
Coors." The bartender gives it to him.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me
a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback,
but gives it to him.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask,
"Why arent't you drinking a Guinness?"

The Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured
if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

[catland]

DOH - The stuff that buys me beer.
RAY - The guy who sells me beer.
ME - The guys who drinks the beer.
FAR - A long way to get beer.
SO - I'll have another beer.
LA - I'll have another beer.
TEA - No thanks I'm drinking beer. and that brings me back to
DOH!

[iceyshiver21]

Poor molly. I had a good week uptil about an hour ago. I was just told that I can't qualify for the statefair, because I forgot to send in a form yesterday. I wait all year to show Annie at the state fair we work so hard. 4H is soppose to be fun you shouldn't have to fill out 40 different sheets just to tell them that you wanna show your novice dog in obedaince. I'm so upset. But as usaul all the people at pettalk make my day alittle better. I still don't know what I'm gonna do. I can't show in any other shows as because I do not have the money :( and Annie is a mixed bred, so no AKC shows for us.

Hey, Rich could I get some....lemonaid?

[Airedalekisses]

Oh, no this always happens when I wear my red sequined thong-the jokes start flying! Guess I could sing-I knowed he was married cuz both sides of he pickup had tobacco stains.... I'm too flat to sing, ahem!

[iceyshiver21]

Originally posted by catland
DOH - The stuff that buys me beer.
RAY - The guy who sells me beer.
ME - The guys who drinks the beer.
FAR - A long way to get beer.
SO - I'll have another beer.
LA - I'll have another beer.
TEA - No thanks I'm drinking beer. and that brings me back to
DOH!
I got one that Tonic-Sofa a minnesota band got their name from
DOH a beer, a mexican beer.
RAY the guy behind the bar!
ME a name I call myself,
FAR to far to get myself
SO Get another beer,
LA LA LA LA LA
TEA No thanks Ill have another beer,
DOH A beer, a beer, a mexican beer.
*slightly different but equaly ammuzing

[Airedalekisses]

Hey Icey-don't feel so bad-why don't you organize a pet show in your neighbourhood? I did it all the time when I was a kid-everyone has a great time-the dogs love it-set up a kid's pool fill it with water so all of the doggies can drink and play-do things like longest tail, sloppiest kisser.... sorry about the dog show-hey you know your dog is the best that's all that counts!! :D

[RICHARD]

ice,
you are going to get me in trouble singing 'beer'songs;)

you get a lemonade...

and if you learn anything about your 4H problems is...

stay young, when you get older the forms you will have to fill out are BILLS.......lol.......that will get you in ......IN JAIL!!!!


one LARGE lemonade....



DONE!!


p.s. soooooo much talent and only one thursday a week...you are all hired!

ADK,
red sequins???? lol.

[slick]

Ahem,,,Thank you, Thank you, Thank you very much. And now I'd like to slow it down a bit. Here's a little ditty that's very near and dear to my heart....

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz
My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends
Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends
Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz.

Oh Lord, won't you buy me a colour TV...

Hey watch out with that tomato.....ouch.....no fair. Stop that! Those eggs hurt.....

Sigh,, oh well, I tried. Bartender another red slushy thingy please!!

[Miss Meow]

Oh yeah, I come in late and get to enjoy comedy night! Thanks for the jokes :)

Richard, any chance of a fresh jug of red slushies??? And some corn chips with some of your salsa I've heard about - thank you :)

[catland]

Originally posted by slick

Bartender another red slushy thingy please!!

make mine a double.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Miss Meow
Oh yeah, I come in late and get to enjoy comedy night! Thanks for the jokes :)

Richard, any chance of a fresh jug of red slushies??? And some corn chips with some of your salsa I've heard about - thank you :)


you got it!!!!

i was thinking about you...i looked over at your seat and it was empty!

are you over your illness??


DONE!

[Airedalekisses]

here ya go Slick- you may have the red sequin thong-hey since we have eggs and tomatoes anyone up for huevos rancheros? ah, chihuhua!!(trill like Charo!!)

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Airedalekisses
here ya go Slick- you may have the red sequin thong-hey since we have eggs and tomatoes anyone up for huevos rancheros? ah, chihuhua!!(trill like Charo!!)

catland-

DONE!


ADK and Slick.....

maybe we could hang it from the rafters like the bar i saw with the bras on the roof?????

just a thought!!!!


ay caramba!!:eek:

[slick]

OMG what's this bar turned into????

ADK - thanks for the offer but I don't do sequin or thongs, or fluffties. My wardrobe is simple and comfy. Gimme a pair of sweats and big shirt and I'm home. Just wish I could dress like that at work.....

Richard, good idea. Got a step-ladder?? I'll do it.

Charo?? Her bra could be hung up too, mind you it would take up half the bar...and btw, good impression ADK. I used to be able to do that too....once upon a time.....long ago.....

Arg here I go again with the flashbacks!!!

[catland]

Originally posted by RICHARD
maybe we could hang it from the rafters like the bar i saw with the bras on the roof?????

ay caramba!!:eek:


:eek: I was young. I needed the money:eek: ;)

[slick]

Well I've never hung from the rafters but sounds like fun :D :D :D Hey, life for the living. I'll try anything once.

....except run naked and have men shoot paintballs at me.....

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by slick
Well I've never hung from the rafters but sounds like fun :D :D :D Hey, life for the living. I'll try anything once.

....except run naked and have men shoot paintballs at me.....


oh my,

willingly?????;)

[slick]

Willy??? where's Willy.....

Sorry, the sun is frying my brain. Thanks for making another fun Thursday Richard. I just gotta get down there for next year's PT meeting.....

[catland]

Me too! Time to go, see you next Thursday.:D

[Airedalekisses]

Nighty night gotta wash my delicates-hang my bra from the rafters? the rafters would die of malnutrition! thanks for a great time!!