draw me a pig.

[RICHARD]

i took a class on saturday and the facilitator
(where have all the teachers gone???) gave us this
test.....

since we are optically challenged thru this medium you are all on the honor system!

i know some of you have seen this 'test' before so
please, for the sake of fun, games and something that does not have to do with politics, god and
jaywalking, please play along...


some ground rules???
draw your pig on a piece of paper.
put you pig somewhere where you can get to it
tomorrow (to give everyone a chance to participate!!)

i'll post the analysis tomorrow...

the results are pretty right on and fun to compare....

on your mark.....get set....

[momoffuzzyfaces]

A human pig or an animal pig? Can I draw a monkey instead?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by momoffuzzyfaces
A human pig or an animal pig? Can I draw a monkey instead?

just a regular old pig!

when you see the assessment you'll understand.

human pigs.........lol

[catland]

done.

will this give me insight about my great personality, or the fact that I don't have any friends?:D

[slick]

OK. done. But I'll warn you....I'm not an artist.

MMMM - bacon for breakfast......

[Nomilynn]

ok.. I'll play too :) This should be interesting :)

[KYS]

My pig looks like a cartoon character. :D

[RICHARD]

good!! you will love this...

tell you what. i may not keep you all waiting....i'll post the 'answers' this p.m.!!

[slick]

Originally posted by KYS
My pig looks like a cartoon character. :D

Mine looks like a "stick" pig.....:eek:

[slick]

Originally posted by RICHARD
good!! you will love this...

tell you what. i may not keep you all waiting....i'll post the 'answers' this p.m.!!

Well, I really think Thursday's is so special that you should wait until tomorrow. That way more people will participate.

BTW: Can you please put extra cheese on the nachos....thanks.

[Nomilynn]

Originally posted by slick
Well, I really think Thursday's is so special that you should wait until tomorrow. That way more people will participate.

BTW: Can you please put extra cheese on the nachos....thanks.

NOOOOOO!!!! I wanna know tonight! :) Richard if the vote isn't in my favour will you IM me the answers? ;)

And, I think my pig looks really cute!! :D

[mugsy]

You can only tell mine is a pig from the curly tail and round nose. I suck at art. I can't even draw stick figures.

[catland]

I'm imagining Richard chuckling right now, thinking - "I can't believe I got all of those people to draw a picture of a pig:D :p ;) :D "

[lotrfreak]

mine looks ok. I named him pig.

[ramanth]

Did this test a long time ago but can't remember my results and so I drew a pig. :D

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by catland
I'm imagining Richard chuckling right now, thinking - "I can't believe I got all of those people to draw a picture of a pig:D :p ;) :D "

even when i'm serious they think i am joking.:rolleyes:

[RICHARD]

Three Little Pigs

Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes
their
drink order.

"I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy.
"I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The drinks are brought out and the waiter takes their orders for dinner.

"I want a nice big steak," said the first piggy.
"I would like the salad plate," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," said the third little piggy.

The meals were brought out and a while later the waiter approached the
table and
asked if the piggies would like any dessert.

"I want a banana split," said the first piggy.
"I want a root beer float," said the second piggy.
"I want water, lots and lots of water," exclaimed the third little
piggy.

"Pardon me for asking," said the waiter! to the third little piggy,
"but why
have you only ordered water all evening?"




The third piggy says -
"Well, somebody has to go 'Wee, wee, wee, all the way home!"

[zippy-kat]

but rich... I don't know what you look like! :eek: :D
*ducks objects bein' hurled at head*
LOL


Fine. I'll draw my pig tonight and I'll name him Buttercup ;) ...
answers tomorrow, please.

HEY! Let's make it interesting... scan a pic of your pig if you can...

[catland]

lol:D

[mugsy]

Mine's name is Wilbur.

[Uabassoon]

My pig looks like a dog with a curly tail.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by zippy-kat
but rich... I don't know what you look like! :eek: :D
*ducks objects bein' hurled at head*
LOL




i'll save you the trouble.....look up ugly in the dictionary and.........


there i am!:eek:

[lizbud]

O.K. I drew the picture. Now to find somewhere to hide
it till later.:o I cannot draw.:o

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by lizbud
O.K. I drew the picture. Now to find somewhere to hide
it till later.:o I cannot draw.:o

the artistry is secondary......trust me!

[zippy-kat]

Is anyone brave enough to post their pig?

Richard are you gonna draw one, too?

Remember:
Beauty in the eye of the beerholder.... bet there's lotsa hotties at Thursdays! ;)

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by zippy-kat
Is anyone brave enough to post their pig?

Richard are you gonna draw one, too?

Remember:
Beauty in the eye of the beerholder.... bet there's lotsa hotties at Thursdays! ;)

POST A PIG...i'll check with PETA...

i drew one on saturday....i'll post my 'score' tomorrow morning...


arnold ziffle???


is that you?

[slick]

OK....nobody laugh now.......

Here's Miss Piggy......

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by slick
OK....nobody laugh now.......

Here's Miss Piggy......


good!


should we decode this tomorrow during drinks and such?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by slick
OK....nobody laugh now.......

Here's Miss Piggy......


lolololololol

i noticed something about your pig that says quite a bit
about you *raised eyebrows*, no, nothing bad.....actually quite
revealing!!!

[slick]

What.....????? I told you I couldn't draw....

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by slick
What.....????? I told you I couldn't draw....

it has nothing to do about artistry!
it's a detail thing.......(free pun included!)

you'll see tomorrow!!!

;)

[zippy-kat]

Slick, ms. piggy's cute...even if she is rather long. ;)

can the pic just be the face or does it hafta be the whole thing?

am i making this more complicated than it really is?:rolleyes:

[slick]

OK, I can wait. How many other brave souls want to share their pic???

[zippy-kat]

I will but I'm at work right now... no access to a scanner... (and I have yet to draw the piggie :rolleyes: )

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by zippy-kat


am i making this more complicated than it really is?:rolleyes:


just draw a pig and don't make it a post graduate thesis!!!!:p



(this may turn out to be a thread of the year!!!!)

[slick]

Originally posted by zippy-kat
I will but I'm at work right now... no access to a scanner... (and I have yet to draw the piggie :rolleyes: )

Do you have the paint program that comes with Windows? If so, just draw, save, and post as an attachment. That's all I did. I'm at work too,,,,,,shhhh don't tell the boss.

[zippy-kat]

Originally posted by slick
Do you have the paint program that comes with Windows? If so, just draw, save, and post as an attachment. That's all I did. I'm at work too,,,,,,shhhh don't tell the boss.

Hmm... there's an idea... lemme see if I can come up with something before I leave for home....

[ChrisH]

I am useless at drawing with the Paint program but nevertheless here is my pig effort!

[babolaypo65]

Is this some kind of self esteem thing? Okay, I'll draw a pig.

Me, the pictionary reject!

[Karen]

Here's my piggie ...

(Did it quickly, didn't edit it, just added a little pink coloring!)

[slick]

Oh no - the Mayor's back :eek: Quick, hide the stuff.

Richard was a very good boy while you were away......

[Nomilynn]

ok.. now that I've seen Karen's I'm not about to show mine! :p That is amazing! He's so cute!!

Actually, I've already been analysed. It was pretty interesting. I'm impatient.. Richard was nice enough to answer my test quickly :)

[KYS]

posted by Nomilynn:ok.. now that I've seen Karen's I'm not about to show mine! :p That is amazing! He's so cute!!>>>>>>

LOL! mine looks pretty crapy compared to Karen's pig.

[zippy-kat]

Ok, here's the one I did at work... sorry I didn't have time to post it before I left (good thing I had my homework disc up there to save it on)...

[iceyshiver21]

ummm yah my little piggy

lil piggy (http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid64/pd4e38e1245074a003f37de608672a844/fc00544e.jpg.orig.jpg)

[andrea_NMAggie]

i don't think i can wait until tomorrow!! http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid64/pc78aa13b69f315912aaa3bebcffee014/fbff7ba8.jpg

[shais_mom]

I drew mine, and its pretty sad looking!
His name is Burt!

[LoudLou]

:D :rolleyes:

[mugsy]

I'm depressed. Poor Wilbur is such a sad excuse for a pig compared to all these artists.

[zippy-kat]

Katie- Lumpy is precious!

Mugsy - I'm sure Wilbur is (in the words of my fav. corgi) ....
BBB-UUUU-TI-FULLL!!


Where's Richard at? I wanna know what the piggie means!

[Kona & Oreo's mom]

Richard, we're ready for the answers--:)

[babolaypo65]

I still think its a self esteem test!
my pig looks like two circles. and not very good ones.


Originally posted by mugsy
I'm depressed. Poor Wilbur is such a sad excuse for a pig compared to all these artists.

[zippy-kat]

Hey Babolaypo--that was your 400th post! Congrats!!!

[catland]

wow - I can't believe what great pigs some of you have. I just drew mine in about 10 seconds and it shows! Unfortunately, I'm here at work where I don't have a scanner so I can't share my creation with you.

Richard - we're waiting for our evaluation.

[RICHARD]

http://www.frenchspot.com/Fun/PigDraw/pigdraw.html

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Karen
Here's my piggie ...

(Did it quickly, didn't edit it, just added a little pink coloring!)



everyone,
check out the tail on Karen's pig!!!!!

[zippy-kat]

If your pig is drawn:

(hmm...he's in the middle, towards the bottom so..)
Toward the middle of the page, you are a realist.
Toward the bottom of the page, you are pessimistic and have a tendency to behave negatively.

(hmm...again...)
Facing right, you are innovative and active, but you don’t have a strong sense of family, and you have trouble remembering dates.
Facing front (looking at you), you are direct and enjoy playing devil’s advocate. You neither fear nor avoid discussions.

With many details, you are analytical, cautious, and distrustful.

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals. (i just noticed my pig looks mad lol)

...

[KYS]

The length of your pig’s tail indicates the quality of your sex life - and again, longer is better.>>>>>>

Untill the length of the tail question, I thought the
quiz was rather accurate. Untill I drew a long curly tail. lol
:rolleyes:

[zippy-kat]

LOL Check out slick's pig's tail!!! :eek: :D :o

[slick]

Originally posted by mugsy
I'm depressed. Poor Wilbur is such a sad excuse for a pig compared to all these artists.
Me too! I was proud of mine yesterday now I'm thinking I wanna do another one to submit....is it allowed??

edited: Well, won't be able to redraw because I already viewed the analysis. I find it odd about the sex life thing.....maybe the tail is long, but my last date was 1994....hmmm what does that tell you.......TMI!!!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by slick
Me too! I was proud of my yesterday now I'm thinking I wanna do another one to submit....is it allowed??

it's your pig, go for it!!

[catland]

lets see...

I'm a realistic, traditional, emotionally naive, secure, stubborn, stick to my ideals kind of gal.

As to my sex life, that's between me and my husband.;)

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by KYS
The length of your pig’s tail indicates the quality of your sex life - and again, longer is better.>>>>>>

Untill the length of the tail question, I thought the
quiz was rather accurate. Untill I drew a long curly tail. lol
:rolleyes:

you can always "fake" it......:confused:

sorry, i just couldn't help it..;)

and slick,

i go to the dried fruit section at the supermarket
for my dates.........

lol

;)

[slick]

I'm a realist - true
Believe in tradition, friendly and remember dates - most of the time
few details - emotional and naive - don't agree with this
secure, stubborn and stick to ideals - absolutely
I drew small ears which says I'm not a good listener - don't agree. I'm always listening to other people's problems and offering advice....
Tail size - well, I've already commented on this.

All in all, an interesting test.....speaking of tests, I must go to that thread to see if I passed..


HA HA RICHARD: You're too funny. Did you know that "they" say that the best place for a man to meet a woman is in the supermarket - especially around the meat section??

[zippy-kat]

Originally posted by slick
HA HA RICHARD: You're too funny. Did you know that "they" say that the best place for a man to meet a woman is in the supermarket - especially around the meat section??

Poor veggie-tarians....

[Cincy'sMom]

I'm a realist, believe in tradition, you’re friendly, and you remember dates (bithdays, etc.), (bot is that part about dates true!)...somwwhere in the middle on details, secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals, a good listener, and



As to my sex life, that's between me and my husband

I'll think I'll stick with that answer too :)

[Barbara]

emotional and naive, major changes, good listener and godd sex life. that's ok for me:)

[lotrfreak]

well...seeing as how I am only thirteen.......

[Rottieluver45]

I had to do something like that except I had to draw a cow, not a pig....It`s very interesting.

[anna_66]

Originally posted by RICHARD
i go to the dried fruit section at the supermarket
for my dates.........

lol

;)
Oh Richard, you slay me:p

[RICHARD]

Toward the middle of the page, you are a realist.



Facing left, you believe in tradition, you’re friendly, and you remember dates (bithdays,
etc.).

Facing front (looking at you), you are direct and enjoy playing devil’s advocate. You neither
fear nor avoid discussions.


With few details, you are emotional and naive. You care little for details and like to take
risks.

With 4 legs showing, you are secure, stubborn, and stick to your ideals.


The size of your pig’s ears indicates how good a listener you are - the bigger, the better.



The length of your pig’s tail indicates the quality of your sex life - and again, longer is better.


but then again aren't men pigs anyway??? lololololol

[slick]

Originally posted by RICHARD
but then again aren't men pigs anyway??? lololololol

Careful, there are some people who would agree with this statement......

BTW - I'm going to a family dinner on Sunday night (Yuck!) and I'm going to give them the pig test. Will be interesting to see the results since they are more interested in making money than making others happy....

[NYCbabi 13002]

Heres my pig...isn't he cute? I hate the way I drew his legs tho :D
Looks better on paper...
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid65/p6b34a1c1a5fe9794dbfcf124884aa3be/fbed3815.jpg
You like?
I love the lil butterfly! ;)