lizbud
09-09-2001, 11:35 AM
Under Cat General, Logan. posted a very funny list of kittie antics."A little 'cat humor'/Etiquette for Inexperienced Cats..
Other Pet Talkers posted more funny sayings
about life from a cat's point of view..
Well here's one I read just for Dogs.
Things Dogs Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
I must shake rainwater out of my fur BEFORE
entering the house.
I will not eat the cat's food,either before or after they eat it.
I will stop trying to find the few remaining
pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am
about to throw up.
I will not throw up in the car.
I will not roll on cow flops,dead seagulls,
fish,crabs,etc.
I will not lick my humans face after eating animal poop.
Kitty box crunchies are not food.
I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold,wet nose up her bottom end.
I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not
tell them.
I will not chew crayons or pens,especially the red ones, or my people will think I
am hemorrhaging.
When in the car, I will not insist on having the window down when it's raining outside.
We do not have a doorbell.I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.
The sofa is not a face towel,Neither is Mom's
& Dad's laps.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver license and car
registration.
The post ended with ;Have a good day from my
dog, who has done almost all of these.
Post by Renee...
Other Pet Talkers posted more funny sayings
about life from a cat's point of view..
Well here's one I read just for Dogs.
Things Dogs Try To Remember
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.
I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
I must shake rainwater out of my fur BEFORE
entering the house.
I will not eat the cat's food,either before or after they eat it.
I will stop trying to find the few remaining
pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am
about to throw up.
I will not throw up in the car.
I will not roll on cow flops,dead seagulls,
fish,crabs,etc.
I will not lick my humans face after eating animal poop.
Kitty box crunchies are not food.
I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.
The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.
I will not wake Mommy up by sticking my cold,wet nose up her bottom end.
I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not
tell them.
I will not chew crayons or pens,especially the red ones, or my people will think I
am hemorrhaging.
When in the car, I will not insist on having the window down when it's raining outside.
We do not have a doorbell.I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.
I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it.
The sofa is not a face towel,Neither is Mom's
& Dad's laps.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver license and car
registration.
The post ended with ;Have a good day from my
dog, who has done almost all of these.
Post by Renee...