test

[Jack'sMom]

test

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Jack'sMom
test


did i pass?

[babolaypo65]

OH! how scary is that. when i saw the thread title: "test", my first instinct was to post and ask : did i pass?....

i'm scared....



Originally posted by RICHARD
did i pass?

[KYS]

posted by RICHARD:did i pass? >>>>>


LOLOLOL! Thanks for the laugh.

[yorkster]

Originally posted by babolaypo65
OH! how scary is that. when i saw the thread title: "test", my first instinct was to post and ask : did i pass?....

i'm scared....


that is scary!!! :eek:

[sammi]

What did everyone put down for the answer on test question .....................#7?

I am afraid, so afraid......................

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by sammi
What did everyone put down for the answer on test question .....................#7?

I am afraid, so afraid......................



pssssst......



7 is letter 'd' ..........Nile.....

get it------'d' nile???? :rolleyes:



don't be scared.....;)

[sammi]

.....okay I got it right.......no longer soooo afraid...til the next time............................:eek:

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by sammi
.....okay I got it right.......no longer soooo afraid...til the next time............................:eek:



good,
i think calculus is next!!!!!

[marysmerrycats]

I passed, but then , I cheated!:eek: :rolleyes:

[gini]

You guys are totally out of control! And everyone flunked!:D :D

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by gini
You guys are totally out of control! And everyone flunked!:D :D


teacher's pet, teacher's pet, teacher's pet!!!!!!!:p

[gini]

Originally posted by RICHARD
teacher's pet, teacher's pet, teacher's pet!!!!!!!:p

Richard!!:D :D :D :D :D :D

[Logan]

It's Gini's birthday!!! She's allowed to be the teacher's pet!!!! :D

[Uabassoon]

ummm... we had a test? Darn it's like high school all over again. Can I have a retest, umm.. I was sick, yeah sick and I didn't have time to buy a cheat sheet. I mean I didn't have time to study.

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by Logan
It's Gini's birthday!!! She's allowed to be the teacher's pet!!!! :D



HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

sorry!


UA:

open your booklet!!!!:)

[marysmerrycats]

my excuse? well, uh.....the cat barfed on my homework!

and I was out of paper to re-do it...;)

"why am I late"?... I didn't hear the bell!

"where was I yesterday?"...I don't know! when?

:D :D

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by marysmerrycats
my excuse? well, uh.....the cat barfed on my homework!


"why am I late"?... I didn't hear the bell!



:D :D

blame the cat!!!!

funny line....

'I don't feel tardy.' - van halen, hot for teacher.

[marysmerrycats]

what do you mean, your alarm clock broke? it's 2Pm!

2pm? oh, I thought it was earlier, I told you my clock
broke!"

and now, Mary gets to go tell it to the principal!


(announcement on the loudspeaker)...Mary ---- and Chris ----, please come to the office! (whole class looks at us) we walk there and on the way get our stories straight...:o

[mugsy]

That's IT! You all flunk for cheating on a test! SHEESH!! Really....do you TRULY think that I would buy the cat barf story??


PS(Last year when I was out with my broken leg I had the kids do a project and the sub brought it over to my house so I could grade them and one of my dogs ate 2 of the projects....let me tell you I NEVER lived that one down! lol)

[KYS]

posted by mugsy:
That's IT! You all flunk for cheating on a test! SHEESH!! Really....do you TRULY think that I would buy the cat barf story??>>>

See, it NEVER pays to cheat!!!! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!!
Or at least it doesn't pay to cheat, and than admit to it. :rolleyes:

[gini]

Do you know what is REALLY funny?

Who started this thread.........and what was their intent?

I think we kinda took it and ran with it............naturally!

[marysmerrycats]

oh no! Mugsy is a teacher for real and she just flunked us! oh no, please pass me... hey wait, I forgot, I'm not in school!!


the things I posted I was making up, except the post where my friend and I were called to the office! yikes! I was such a an
OBNOXOUS girl!

I don't know what the original post meant either, but it sure has been fun!


now lets all meet in the grassy field on break and have some
"kool-ade"! yeah, thats it, kool-ade.:eek:

[sammi]

Hey wait, I don't go to school either! :eek: Or do I??????? I don't know where my school is and my mom isn't here to walk me.:( Back to being afraid again.........................

[iceyshiver21]

who's the principal?? Hey I go to High School and didnt even take the test let alone know about it....interesting.

[iceyshiver21]

Then again guess whos grounded........:( The one time I should have shutup and did I? NO! :( I have not got grounded scince 5 grade.



Is it satrday yet?? :rolleyes:

[marysmerrycats]

will this be an open or closed book test??

[mugsy]

closed, but you can use a page of notes and we will have a study session before you take it.

[RICHARD]

i better behave-the teacher is in the room....

:p


gini,

ran with it?????

it's been flying down the street!!!

lol...

[iceyshiver21]

any extra credit questions on the test?? What is this test on anyway?


4 days left till freedom.

[mugsy]

I haven't decided yet what I am going to cover.

Richard...you have a detention for smarting off! :p :D

As for taking off and running with it, I would say Mach 1 would be about right.:D

[gini]

Awww, poor Richard!!!

[Logan]

If I tell you my cat ate my homework, Teacher Molly, you MUST believe me!! He has a paper fetish and he has eaten many important things like checks (made out to me :eek: ), customer tax returns and financial statements. That Butter has a paper deficiency and he lets me know about it by chewing up anything paper, including cardboard boxes!!! You have to believe me!!!! :)

Do you guys wonder what Jack's Mom, the originator of this thread, is thinking now? She's probably going "what the heck happened?". Hehehe!!!! :)

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by iceyshiver21



4 days left till freedom.


1 more until THURSDAY!!!!


i'm in detention anyway....

[marysmerrycats]

ah! Richards BUSTED!:D

yeah I wonder if Jacks mom is reading these posts. should someone pm her? she's missing out, and I would like to meet her on here.:) I want to hear about Jack!

[Logan]

Jack was Dog of the Day, just this week!!!! :D

[lizbud]

Jack's Mom posts on the Dog side.Jack was DOTD last Monday (28th). Don't mess with Jack. LOL. or his Momma. LOL.:D :D :D

[sammi]

What grade would I be in ? Are you even sure I go to your school?

Quote iceyshiver21 any extra credit questions on the test?? What is this test on anyway? Silly girl its on"Tests" of course.

[marysmerrycats]

Jack's Mom posts on the Dog side.Jack was DOTD last Monday (28th). Don't mess with Jack. LOL. or his Momma. LOL.

LOL well I wasn't going to harrass her! LOL
I thought maybe she was one of those that join then you never hear anything from them... I wanted to ask her to post pics ...I guess I will check out the dog side...

:) :)

[iceyshiver21]

Originally posted by sammi
What grade would I be in ? Are you even sure I go to your school?

Quote iceyshiver21 any extra credit questions on the test?? What is this test on anyway? Silly girl its on"Tests" of course.
Oh i see :D :D I dont know this test might be hard....

RICHARD- Detention? all ready?? tisk tisk lol

Im going to miss another thursday?? :eek: :eek: Make sure teacher molly gets a drink for me ;)

[gini]

THERE WILL BE ABSOLUTELY NO DRINKING WHILE YOU ARE TAKING THIS TEST!

[babolaypo65]

yeah? who's gonna stop us? how will they know? tomorrow's thursday. its our obligation to have a thursday drink!:D

[KYS]

marysmerrycats:LOL well I wasn't going to harrass her! LOL
I thought maybe she was one of those that join then you never hear anything from them...

Don't you just hate that.... when someone joins the list
for a few days and never posts again?
I always try to welcome them just in-case, but
how about when the posters ask a question, we
all take our time and answer , and we never hear from them again!!
(just one of my pet peeves)

OK! back to the test:

HEY! Gini did someone mention drinking????
NO DRINKING allowed. :mad:

So, what grade are we in?
I need to know whether I am at the spit ball
stage sitting in the principals office, or am I at the good student stage. :D

[weiner_teddy]

Who said what we're drinking.......I pefer apple juice over cranberry ;)

--iceyshiver21

[gini]

No, no, no.......there will be no drinking during the test - because if you do - then you will have to raise your hand to ask to go to the bathroom. And then everyone stops taking the test to watch you leave and the whole thing is disrupted.

How about we do the Thursday thing at Richard's AFTER the test is over?

(By now Jack's Mom is pretty positive we are a bunch of loonies and she won't return with her beautiful dog!)

[Uabassoon]

Ok so I'm a little more awake now... yet still confused. Did we already have the test or are we going to take the test? Maybe I need to stop falling asleep in the back of the classroom. Oh yeah, and what's this about drinking.

[gini]

Originally posted by Uabassoon
Ok so I'm a little more awake now... yet still confused. Did we already have the test or are we going to take the test? Maybe I need to stop falling asleep in the back of the classroom. Oh yeah, and what's this about drinking.

Oh Oh, I think you already flunked the tests....you just HAVE to stay with the program!:D :D :D

[Uabassoon]

umm... when is the retest? Would it help if I brought the teacher an apple.

[gini]

I think that is Mugsy.....so we had better check with her.;) ;)

[marysmerrycats]

How about we do the Thursday thing at Richard's AFTER the test is over? hey good idea! ok, Richard, we're all coming over to your house ! we want to see this elusive Eddy anyway!!



(By now Jack's Mom is pretty positive we are a bunch of loonies and she won't return with her beautiful dog!)
yeah I bet she thinks, oh no, what kind of site have I joined!??



umm... when is the retest? Would it help if I brought the teacher an apple.

LOL uabassoon!!

[iceyshiver21]

Ok, agreed we go to RISHARDS after the test ;)

[mugsy]

There will be NO drinking during my test! If you have to use the restroom....HOLD IT. No passes during the test! <eg>

[RICHARD]

i will behave in class i will behave in class
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here's a good one....the 'dirty word game'

rule one: post a word you think sounds dirty.

two: NO DIRTY WORDS ARE ALLOWED, NO CUSS WORDS EITHER!!!

[babolaypo65]

I'll take the easy way out:

masticate


Originally posted by RICHARD

here's a good one....the 'dirty word game'

rule one: post a word you think sounds dirty.

two: NO DIRTY WORDS ARE ALLOWED, NO CUSS WORDS EITHER!!!

[iceyshiver21]

filthy....

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by babolaypo65
I'll take the easy way out:

masticate

OSCULATE!!!!!






is it a ditching party we are having at my house????

[iceyshiver21]

Originally posted by mugsy
There will be NO drinking during my test! If you have to use the restroom....HOLD IT. No passes during the test! <eg>

I dont know what kind of party this is but I hope its a ditching party because LOOK AT THESE RULES....I just wont survive.....:p

[babolaypo65]

uvula

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by babolaypo65
uvula


ZAMBONI!

[Uabassoon]

ZAMBONI!


LOL

[mugsy]

Ok Richard, let's combine yours with the test. Whomever comes up with the most words that are synonyms for dirty gets and an "A" and gets to start the next thread!

Hey....it's Thursday...where's my Mexican Coffee???

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by mugsy


Hey....it's Thursday...where's my Mexican Coffee???


is the test over yet????? lololol

[RICHARD]

dirt
mud
slurry
filthy
piggy
slovenly
unkept


ummm, ummmm

[slick]

What test???? Am I too late??? I've got a pink slip from the Hall Monitor.

[babolaypo65]

this comes much to easily for you Richard. perhaps you just think dirty thoughts.....


Originally posted by RICHARD
dirt
mud
slurry
filthy
piggy
slovenly
unkept


ummm, ummmm

[marysmerrycats]

I'm a little tardy in this thread today.. back to the words that SOUND dirty... vasallate... ok I don't know how to spell it and aol spell check is not helping... and I can't find my dictionary!(dog ate it?) anyway I heard it on tv years ago and just cracked up laughing, of course the herbs might have made it more funny at the time. what I understand it to mean is, to hesitate, or to be unsure, to change your opinion... am I right? Mugsy? I mean, mrs....teacher!

now, to join in with the current posts...

messy
slimy

[marysmerrycats]

dusty
oil
soiled

[slick]

grubby

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by marysmerrycats
I'm a little tardy in this thread today.. back to the words that SOUND dirty... vasallate... ok I don't know how to spell it and aol spell check is not helping... and I can't find my dictionary!(dog ate it?) anyway I heard it on tv years ago and just cracked up laughing, of course the herbs might have made it more funny at the time.



vacillate?

tarragon and basil, eh???





fluctuate?

[Uabassoon]

What about sourpuss, that's also a word that sounds dirty. They used it often in older cartoons.. but now for some reason people don't use that word anymore.

[marysmerrycats]

tarragon and basil, eh???

uh, yeah, those would be the ones , for sure!
I really cooked with them haha:cool:

hey, is the test over yet? I just broke my pencil, wheres the sharpener?

is everyone ready to head over to Richards now?

[babolaypo65]

head over??? we're already here? where are you?

[gini]

And you think Richard talks "DIRTY" on Pet Talk............you should listen to him in person!!

Thursday is now a dirty word too!

[marysmerrycats]

And you think Richard talks "DIRTY" on Pet Talk............you should listen to him in person!!

you know him? yikes! hehe:D

already there? ahg, then why am I still sitting here in the classroom, hey , alone! wait I will be right there!
don't start playing the records without me! opps now its CDs!


pour me some of that!

[mugsy]

Well....the scary part is that Richard got the most "dirty" words....so I guess he gets to start a new thread....now....let's go to Richard's house!!!

pianist

[Crikit]

Oh shoot I missed the test...it's not my fault honest I got lost on the way to school and then I got locked in my locker only to be let out to be taped to the wall...honest it's the truth.

Hoser

[marysmerrycats]

Richard? hey Richard! (knocking on door)
we're all here! hello?!

[mugsy]

Originally posted by Crikit
then I got locked in my locker

Funny story. The other day we had 2 kids in ISS (in school suspension) because they locked another kid in a locker. They found him when somebody heard him saying he was going to die in there. Now, here's the kicker....he told them to do it. Middle schoolers! lol

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by mugsy
Funny story. The other day we had 2 kids in ISS (in school suspension) because they locked another kid in a locker. They found him when somebody heard him saying he was going to die in there. Now, here's the kicker....he told them to do it. Middle schoolers! lol


it wasn't me, either!

[sammi]

Great party last night Richard!!

Is anyone up for a game of marbles after school?:D

[iceyshiver21]

**Hands RICHARD a note**
Cheater cheater!!!


Originally posted by iceyshiver21 before RICHARD
filthy....


Originally posted by RICHARD
dirt
mud
slurry
filthy
piggy
slovenly
unkept


ummm, ummmm

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by sammi
Great party last night Richard!!

Is anyone up for a game of marbles after school?:D



YEAH YEAH YEAH....


It's all the people that were there...they made the party!



ice,


tattle tale!

[mugsy]

RICHARD!!! You bad boy!!! I guess I'll have to give you a zero!

[iceyshiver21]

Hey...I just gave it in a note.....I didnt tell Miss Molly.

[iceyshiver21]

When do we get our tests back....although I dotn think to many of us handed ours in

[mugsy]

Well, let me put it this way....I still have projects that the kids handed in 2 months ago! :eek: :eek:

Usually I'm better than that, but I don't feel like grading them! lol

[iceyshiver21]

Originally posted by mugsy
Well, let me put it this way....I still have projects that the kids handed in 2 months ago! :eek: :eek:

Usually I'm better than that, but I don't feel like grading them! lol

HAHA! I would love that! half the time I really DONT want the teacher to grade them....

[catland]

oh no - I missed the test. I was too busy at Richard's party. Will there be a make-up exam?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by catland
oh no - I missed the test. I was too busy at Richard's party. Will there be a make-up exam?


psst, here's my sheet...copy and just pass both of them in!

[marysmerrycats]

KYS posted..."So, what grade are we in?
I need to know whether I am at the spit ball
stage sitting in the principals office, or am I at the good student stage"...

yeah, good question! am I in first grade, and the test is the alphabet...or in 8th grade, where I had more than soda in that can...:rolleyes:

KYS- good student age? what age is that? I was only a good student til 5th grade...:p

[KYS]

marysmerrycats: KYS- good student age? what age is that? I was only a good student til 5th grade...:p >>>>

LOLOL! Shame on you, get your butt in gear. hehehe

Ooops! that's Mugsy's job!

[marysmerrycats]

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: oh, OK!LOL

funny thing is, I would be a good student now! all those 12 years of free school is wasted on kids... lol!

[gini]

You do realize, don't you, that Jack's Mom (who started this thread) has never returned here..........she passed the test and is well on her way to her Masters now.

[marysmerrycats]

Gini
LOL you are right. there she is graduating and now on to college haha and here we are still goofing around and trying to figure out, test? what test? :eek: :eek: :confused:

:rolleyes:

[catland]

I haven't gotten my test back yet. Did I pass or do I have to attend summer school?

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by catland
I haven't gotten my test back yet. Did I pass or do I have to attend summer school?


rub it in.

[marysmerrycats]

well I will be in summer school right with you!

[RICHARD]

Originally posted by marysmerrycats
well I will be in summer school right with you!

the more the 'mary'er, i can't promise i will behave tho.;)

[mugsy]

I'm cancelling summer school. I don't feel like making all those lesson plans! :p :D

[marysmerrycats]

the more the 'mary'er, i can't promise i will behave tho very funny... well promise you won't behave, then you can keep that promise hehe!

good thing Im not a guy by the name of marty... the more th e martyer??
I'm cancelling summer school. I don't feel like making all those lesson plans!
Mugsy, just repeat the old lessons, do you really think we will notice?:p (oops I didnt say that!)

[mugsy]

Well, then I get bored! lol