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yorkster
04-17-2003, 08:49 PM
have you seen/heard some of the funny quotes by the Iraqi Information Minister?

Whatever side you are on, they are quite humorous

:D :D :D

check this link:
http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/
iceyshiver21
04-17-2003, 10:20 PM
"We have destroyed 2 tanks, fighter planes, 2 helicopters and their shovels - We have driven them back."
Thats ALOT! hmmm not... :rolleyes:


"They think we are retarded - they are retarded."
This is like kindergarden, "I know you are but what am I?"
:rolleyes:
Ann
04-18-2003, 03:45 AM
Reminds me of all Bush's quotes... The only difference is that this guy's native language isn't english.

Aside from a few simply hilarious comments (such as "the insane little dwarf Bush") I think he had a few good points... Like for example "Bush doesn't even know if Spain is a republic or a kingdom, how can they follow this man?".
mugsy
04-18-2003, 09:49 AM
Those statements are so stupid that it's almost difficult to believe that the moron actually made them!
RICHARD
04-18-2003, 11:32 AM
Originally posted by Ann
Reminds me of all Bush's quotes... The only difference is that this guy's native language isn't english.

Aside from a few simply hilarious comments (such as "the insane little dwarf Bush") I think he had a few good points... Like for example "Bush doesn't even know if Spain is a republic or a kingdom, how can they follow this man?".

it's easy to follow 'this man' just get in line and walk.....
Pam
04-18-2003, 12:43 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
it's easy to follow 'this man' just get in line and walk.....

;)
sammi
04-18-2003, 12:57 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
it's easy to follow 'this man' just get in line and walk.....


;) :p ;) ;)
RICHARD
04-18-2003, 01:06 PM
Originally posted by mugsy
Those statements are so stupid that it's almost difficult to believe that the moron actually made them!


have some resepct for the dead...rumor has it that he took his life earlier this week.:eek: :rolleyes: :D :( :o


(conflicting feelings about that story........)
gini
04-18-2003, 01:16 PM
Did you all read that you can now buy a doll of him for $35.95 - and he says some of this stuff??
Logan
04-18-2003, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
have some resepct for the dead...rumor has it that he took his life earlier this week.:eek: :rolleyes: :D :( :o


(conflicting feelings about that story........)

I had heard this, Richard, on Rush Limbaugh, earlier this week, but never saw it on the news.
RICHARD
04-18-2003, 01:38 PM
Originally posted by Logan
I had heard this, Richard, on Rush Limbaugh, earlier this week, but never saw it on the news.

another rumor is that Tim Robbins hired him as a press
secretary.
;)
Cincy'sMom
04-18-2003, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
another rumor is that Tim Robbins hired him as a press
secretary.
;)

Funny, I heard he was going to broadcast Baseball...

Broadcast script (http://espn.go.com/page2/s/caple/030415.html)
RICHARD
04-18-2003, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by Cincy'sMom
Funny, I heard he was going to broadcast Baseball...

Broadcast script (http://espn.go.com/page2/s/caple/030415.html)

leave it to me to get the wrong info...
yorkster
04-18-2003, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
another rumor is that Tim Robbins hired him as a press
secretary.
;)


I like Tim Robbins,
but that is still kinda funny :p
Ann
04-18-2003, 05:05 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
it's easy to follow 'this man' just get in line and walk.....

You make it sound like you don't even think for yourself; just follow blindly.
Cincy'sMom
04-18-2003, 06:13 PM
You make it sound like you don't even think for yourself; just follow blindly.

yep, a bunch of "ditto heads"...following along like cattle. That is how we work in this country...:rolleyes:
sammi
04-18-2003, 07:26 PM
I don't think you got meaning of Richards reply:D
mugsy
04-18-2003, 09:08 PM
C'mon Amy, get it right, only people who support their country are ditto heads....geez!! MOOOOOOOOO
Cincy'sMom
04-18-2003, 09:19 PM
My bad!! :) Didn't mean to streotype based on 80% of the population!
ILoveMyAbbyGirl
04-18-2003, 09:39 PM
LOL
mugsy
04-18-2003, 09:39 PM
You bad girl you! hehehe
RICHARD
04-21-2003, 11:10 AM
Originally posted by Ann
You make it sound like you don't even think for yourself; just follow blindly.


i think you owe the sight impaired people who follow politics an apology. i am so mad i could chew my cud right now.


i have always wanted to grow up with an opinion, but i fear it gets in the way of my sense of humor.:eek:
Ann
04-21-2003, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
i think you owe the sight impaired people who follow politics an apology. i am so mad i could chew my cud right now.

I thought it was obvious that I used blindness as a metaphor. Guess not... Oh and BTW, I'm half blind myself (and I don't mean that metaphorically speaking) and I've had majorly thick glasses since I was six. Catch my hint...?
mugsy
04-21-2003, 02:54 PM
Ann I hate to break it to you but Richard *gasp* was being sarcastic.
RICHARD
04-21-2003, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by Ann
[B]I thought it was obvious that I used blindness as a metaphor. Guess not... Oh and BTW, I'm half blind myself (and I don't mean that metaphorically speaking) and I've had majorly thick glasses since I was six. Catch my hint...? [/

B]


if i tickled you, would you laugh?????
Ann
04-21-2003, 03:32 PM
Originally posted by RICHARD
if i tickled you, would you laugh?????

You should have noticed by now that I don't have thick skin... ;)
RICHARD
04-21-2003, 03:46 PM
Originally posted by Ann
You should have noticed by now that I don't have thick skin... ;)


but would you laugh?