Dog Quips

[chermes]

We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare.
>>>And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever
>>>made" - M. Facklam
>>>
>>>"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who
>>>are incapable of pure love and always have to mix love and hate." - Sigmund
>>>Freud
>>>
>>>"The reason a dog as so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of
>>>his tongue." - Anonymous
>>>
>>>"Dogs need to sniff the ground; it's how they keep abreast of current
>>>events. The ground is a giant dog newspaper, containing all kinds of
>>>late-breaking dog news items, which, if they are especially urgent, are
>>>often continued in the next yard."- Dave Barry
>>>
>>>"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." -
>>>Franklin P. Jones
>>>
>>>"If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise." - Unknown
>>>
>>>"No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless
>>>absolutely certain that that he can hold his own in the conversation." -
>>>Fran Lebowitz
>>>
>>>"My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
>>>That's almost $21.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein
>>>
>>>"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are
>>>wonderful." - Ann Landers
>>>
>>>"Ever consider what they must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a
>>>grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They
>>>must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" - Anne Tyler

[aly]

Great quotes!!

[CoraNewf]

My two favorites are the ones by M Facklam and Dave Barry!!! Thanks for sharing :D

[Rottieluver45]

Those are great quotes!! Thanks for sharing them!! :D

[petspoil]

Just want to share more quotes :)

"He is your friend,, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."- Unknown

"No matter how little money and how few possessions you own, having a dog makes you rich"- Louis Sabin

"No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has"- Will Rogers

"A little attention, a pat on the head and a kind word every now and then is all your dog asks"- Louis Sabin

"A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours"- Anonymous

"A dog doesn't care if your're rich or poor, big or small. young or old. He doesn't care if you're not smart, not popular, not a good joke-teller, not the best athlete, not the best-looking person. To your dog, you are the greatest, the smartest, the nicest human being who was ever born. You are his friend and protector" - Louis Sabin

[aly]

This is one of my favorite all time quotes:
"He is your friend,, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."- Unknown

[jackiesdaisy1935]

Wonderful quotes everybody! :)

[Rottieluver45]

Originally posted by aly:
<STRONG>This is one of my favorite all time quotes:
"He is your friend,, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion."- Unknown</STRONG>

Me Too!! I did that Quote For one of the puzzles!!

[Daisy's Mom]

I love them all! How about:

"They say curiosity killed the cat. Well, I suspect the dog."

I forget who said it but I thought it was funny :)

[Karen]

Originally posted by Daisy's Mom:
<STRONG>I love them all! How about:

"They say curiosity killed the cat. Well, I suspect the dog."

I forget who said it but I thought it was funny :)</STRONG>

Now see, I know this is under :Dog Quips, but that whole ORIGINAL quote is one most people don't know. It's
"Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought him back!"

[CoraNewf]

A freind of mine just sent these to me:

Things I MUST remember as a dog:


01. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff..

02. I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the
coffee table..

03. I will not roll my toys behind the fridge, behind the sofa or under the
bed..

04. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house..

05. I will not eat the cats' food, before they eat it or after they throw it up..

06. I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in
the house when I am about to get sick..

07. I will not throw up in the car..

08. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell..

09. "Kitty box crunches," although they are tasty, are not food..

10. I will not eat any more Kleenex or napkins and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing..

11. The diaper pail is not a cookie jar..

12. I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them..

13. I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my
people will think I am hemorrhaging..

14. When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside..

15. We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV..

16. I will not steal my mom's underwear and dance all over the backyard with it..

17. The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom and Dad's laps..

18. My head does not belong in the refrigerator..

19. I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for mom's driver's license and car registration..

20. I will not play tug-of-war with dad's underwear when he's on the toilet..

21. I will not eat mint-flavored dental floss out of the bathroom and then have a string hanging out of my butt..

22. I will not use "roll around in the dirt" as an option after just getting a bath..

23. Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying hello..

24. I will not hump on any person's leg just because I thought it was the right thing to do..

25. I will not fart in my owners face while sleeping on the pillow next to their head..

26. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet..

27. The toilet bowl is not a never-ending water supply and, just because the water is blue, it doesn't mean it is cleaner..

28. I will not sit in the middle of the living room and lick my crotch when company is over..

29. Suddenly turning around and smelling my butt can quickly clear a room..

30. The cat is not a squeaky toy so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing..

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

[Daisy's Mom]

Annie I love those! I have seen them before but they all make me laugh every time :)

[3-greys-and-a-mutt]

Annie - those are so funny! I'm at work, and it's all I could do to keep from laughing out loud!