Ally Cat's Mommy
04-01-2003, 05:08 AM
This is a game Ally likes, which she wanted to share with those cats out there who dont already know how to play:
Requirements: One (or more) cats or kittens
One human parent.
Note: This game is more effective if:
1. Your Meowmee is late for work
2. She is wearing brand new black lycra hose
How to play:
Wait until Meowmee's hands are full of handbag / laptop/ car keys / sunglasses / lunch / other silly human stuff
Position yourself in front of Meowmee looking incredibly cute. As soon as eye contact is made, the game is on.
The object of the game: To transfer as much fluff and hair as possible onto Meowmees nice black lycra-encased legs before she either:
a) puts all her things down and gives you a final pet and a treat
b) DROPS all her things and gives you a final pet and a treat
c) decides you are FAR TOO CUTE to be left at home alone, phones in sick to the office, and stays at home to play all day.
Please note: Option c) has not yet happened but it is only a matter of time!!!
Do you like my game?? I know my Meowmee does, 'cos she plays it every single day!
Kitten Kisses
From Ally
Requirements: One (or more) cats or kittens
One human parent.
Note: This game is more effective if:
1. Your Meowmee is late for work
2. She is wearing brand new black lycra hose
How to play:
Wait until Meowmee's hands are full of handbag / laptop/ car keys / sunglasses / lunch / other silly human stuff
Position yourself in front of Meowmee looking incredibly cute. As soon as eye contact is made, the game is on.
The object of the game: To transfer as much fluff and hair as possible onto Meowmees nice black lycra-encased legs before she either:
a) puts all her things down and gives you a final pet and a treat
b) DROPS all her things and gives you a final pet and a treat
c) decides you are FAR TOO CUTE to be left at home alone, phones in sick to the office, and stays at home to play all day.
Please note: Option c) has not yet happened but it is only a matter of time!!!
Do you like my game?? I know my Meowmee does, 'cos she plays it every single day!
Kitten Kisses
From Ally