three questions

[RICHARD]

Your cat has been given the gift of speech for 10 minutes-
what three questions would you ask?

[Nomilynn]

Bassett -
1. why do you pee in the house?
2. are you in pain anywhere that makes you breath funny or uncomfortable?
3. what can I do to make you a happier cat?

Tilly -
1. where were you before you come to live with me?
2. how come you won't cuddle more - can we work out a deal?
3. what can I do to make you a happier cat?

Nutmeg -
1. why are you always jumping on stuff.. and acting like a nut?
2. why do you insist on licking me to wake me up!!?
3. what can I do to make you a happier cat?

[Edwina's Secretary]

1. Would you like another cat to keep you company?

2. What do you see in the back yard?

3. What was your kittenhood like?

[RICHARD]

i forgot my questions.


1) do you dream?

2) what do you really like to eat?

3) why are you so intent on waking up early on the
weekends?

[Cougie Wechsler]

1. why do you always bat your mousies underneath the refridgerator?:D

2. Why do you always want to eat MY food but leave yours alone for days

3. What do you want to make sure that your happy??

[Miss Meow]

1. Mini, who do you talk to when you face the wall and chat for minutes on end?
2. Pickles, what are the secrets of the world that I know you know?
3. All of you, please explain the 5am wake-up thing :)

[Cinder & Smoke]

Hey Boots, da Kat...

1) WHY won't you at least Growl at the durn Mousie living in the basement; and at least try to Scare it into moving out!!? :rolleyes:

2) Would you *pleeze* try writing me a Note instead of **peeing** :mad: in front of your Sandy Box when you'd like the sand freshened up!!?

3) Would you really mind NOT sitting on the arm of my chair - and reaching out wiffa Paw to intercept *every bite* I try to put in my mouth while *I'm* eating!!?
Please note: I don't do that while YOU're eating!

Thanks for lissnin, Kat!

[rosethecopycat]

Snowy-

1) What did your mommy & daddy cat and brothers and sisters look like?

2) What talkin' about?

3) Do you want a kitten of your own?


Mr. Jones-

!) How did you end up in the shelter. baby?

2) What does that 'love biting' mean?

3) If you had the choice, would you run away or stay here with your family?

[krazyaboutkatz]

Storm:
1. What were you like as a kitten?
2. What was your original name?
3. Are you happy living with me and your 2 brothers?

Pepper:
1. Why are you always getting sick?
2. Why do you nip me while I'm petting you?
3. Are you happy living with me and your 2 brothers?

Sunny:
1. Why do you meow so much?
2. Why do you wake up so early in the morning?
3. Are you happy living with me and your 2 brothers?

[Tubby & Peanut's Mom]

Tubby
1. WHY do you yowl like that?
2. What more can I give you to make the rest of your life as pleasant as possible? (and no, more treats don't count)
3. Would you rather come along with us on an adventure in the motorhome or stay home where it's nice and peaceful and have Anne visit?

Peanut
1. Why don't you join the rest of us upstairs in the evening?
2. Are you feeling ok and if not, what hurts so I can make it better.
3. Do you really like your daddy better than me? ;)

:)

[All Creatures Great And Small]

1. What were the circumstances of your life before you came to me?
2. Are you aware that you are the most wonderful kitty in the entire world?
3. Is there anything else I can do to make you happy since you make ME so happy?

[wayne0214]

I notice in practically every reply to this question, we are always asking, "is there anything that we can do to make you more happy." True cat lovers:D .

.........wayne

SYDNEY :
1) are you having a good time at the RB ?
2) can I please hear your "meow" jsu one more time ?
3) Do yo want me to send you tons of mices ??

MAYA :
1) What does it mean when you meow in a high thin voice ?
2) Why don't you get angry when Inka bothers you to much ?
3) How come that you and Inka get along so very well ?

INKA : :
1) Are you happy here with your new family and big sister Maya ?
2) Why do you scratch so long in your litterbox ?
3) Can you please teach me how to wash behind my ears with my tongue ??:rolleyes: :p

[Barbara]

Filou

1) Where do you come from when you're sitting on the carpet, coming from nowhere after we have been looking for you for hours.

2) Why don't you sleep on my lap.

3) Do you miss that you can't go outside.

Tigris

1) Why can't I hold you in my arms.

2) What food would you really like.

3) Do you miss that you can't go outside.

[jenluckenbach]

1) Calvin = Why are you so afraid of being held?
2) Fern = What happened in your life to make you so shy?
3) Amber = Why are you such a snobby brat that only loves her "daddy" when I am the one who takes such good care of you? Huh?

[HayleyRosie]

1. Why do you always want to go in the basement?

2. Are you happy living with us?

3. Do you feel sad when we leave for work in the mornings?

[Vio&Juni]

1. Do you know how much we love you?
2. How should that Tom you're waiting for be like? (that would help me when choosing the second cat)
3. Why are you so sweet? (we call her jelly all the time)
Actually, we talk all the time and she answers back. I think, I understand most of what she says.

[hellostranger]

SQUIRT:
1. Do you know how much I love you, my very own Trouble on Paws?
2. What is so fascinating about the hallway outside our apartment and why do you always dash out there and then just lie down? :)
3. Why do you purr and purr when Daddy carries you around in a pillowcase but scramble away and look indignent whenever I try?


GUS
1. How did you end up in a sewer in the first place, little guy?
2. Are you happy here with us?
3. Is it really necessary to rip out chunks of Squirt's fur when you wrestle? It makes your Mommy nervous and our carpet is covered in little black tufts... :rolleyes:

[Kona & Oreo's mom]

To Kona,
1. Why do you continue to BEG for snack food when you know that eating anything other than your kibble makes you throw up?
2. Are you sad that you have to share your home with a dog now?
3. Why do you suddenly rush into the room--are you "in a hurry" or late for something?

[catmandu]

1. If I let you outside would you promise to stay on our propety and avoid strangers.? @Of all the cat food that I give you , which is the one that you like the most? 3 What is it , what habit do i have , that you would lijke me to stop?

[catmandu]

One question that I forgot , maybe the one question that I would ask is , Do you know that I love you cats with all my heart?:D :D :D

[Cataholic]

To all of them:
1) What else would make you happy?
2) What makes you unhappy?
3) Do you know that I will always love and protect you?

To Minnie:

1) who did it?
2) where do they live?
3) what can I do to help you trust me?

To Tex:

1) are you in pain?
2) do you know why you throw up?
3) how did you come to be alpha?

[jenluckenbach]

I actually HAVE asked my kitties if they like living here, and no one asked to leave, yet.:D
And they KNOW how much I love them because I tell them ALL the time!

[Miss Meow]

Originally posted by wayne0214
I notice in practically every reply to this question, we are always asking, "is there anything that we can do to make you more happy." True cat lovers:D .

.........wayne

True INSECURE cat lovers!!!

If you asked this question of your cats, do you really expect an honest answer? Come on, we are dealing with the most beautiful of manipulators here :)

Yes mummy, I do love you and I am happy enough, but seeing as you ask, you can trust if you let me outside at dawn and dusk just to *look* at the birdies. Oh, and that canned food, it gives me heartburn, I'd feel *so* much better with fresh meat every meal and maybe some tuna a few times a week, purr purr love you mummy ... :)