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CoopsMom
12-31-2002, 09:21 AM
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose... Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey:

The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
I = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
I = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

As an example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

Remember that children laugh an average of 146 times a day, adults laugh an average of 4 times a day. Put more laughter in your life!!

CoopsMom
12-31-2002, 09:22 AM
Mine is:
Boobie Chickenlips! :eek:

Dixieland Dancer
12-31-2002, 09:40 AM
I'm Zippy Girdlenose. :rolleyes:

ramanth
12-31-2002, 09:43 AM
Pinky Bananasniffer ! LOL!!

jenluckenbach
12-31-2002, 09:47 AM
I'd like to introduce myself:
I am ZIPPY CHICKEN-BUTT

lovemyshiba
12-31-2002, 09:53 AM
THat is hilarious!!
I am chim chim bubblebuns:cool:

popcornbird
12-31-2002, 09:59 AM
I'm not anything because it lacks the 4th letter of the last name. :( I wish it had the WHOLE alphabet.

jenluckenbach
12-31-2002, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by popcornbird
I'm not anything because it lacks the 4th letter of the last name. :( I wish it had the WHOLE alphabet.
Do you mean that your last name is only 3 letters long? If so......cheat!!! Either use the 3rd letter or go back to the 1st letter as if you were counting and started over it would be #4. (hope that made sense)

AmylovesMisty
12-31-2002, 10:10 AM
im zippy hamsterlips

popcornbird
12-31-2002, 10:12 AM
Originally posted by jenluckenbach

Do you mean that your last name is only 3 letters long? If so......cheat!!! Either use the 3rd letter or go back to the 1st letter as if you were counting and started over it would be #4. (hope that made sense)

Oh no, I mean that the fourth letter of my last name is "u" and there is nothing that starts with u in the second part of the last name section.

popcornbird
12-31-2002, 10:15 AM
Oh wait, nevermind, I didn't see that every letter = to something! :o I'm so dumb! LOL! Let me see what I am then...............

I'm Lumpy Wafflesprinkles! LOL!

Tina
12-31-2002, 10:23 AM
I'm Zippy Cootiehead

wolf_Q
12-31-2002, 10:33 AM
Dinky Chickenbuns

I've done this before, and I swear I used to be Dinky Chickenlips lol.

Randi
12-31-2002, 10:37 AM
LOL! I'm Zippy Bubbletushie. :D

mugsy
12-31-2002, 10:45 AM
Boobie Girdlenose (that's my married name...I'll go check my maiden name)

mugsy
12-31-2002, 10:46 AM
My maiden name would be boobie chickenchunks!! lol

The Cat Factory
12-31-2002, 11:22 AM
Poopsie Bubble Fanny LOL!

12-31-2002, 11:31 AM
ROTFLMAO !!!

My new name is .... Tulefel Bubbletush !! (my married name is Tulefel Applebuns)
Hi hi , I prefer MS. Chatty Blabbermouth ..:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :D

All Creatures Great And Small
12-31-2002, 12:05 PM
OH NO! I'm "Poopsie GorillaBuns"! (What a coincidence - that's just what my husband calls me - j/k) Jeez, I already had a self-esteem problem; this doesn't help.....:D :p

All Creatures Great And Small
12-31-2002, 12:06 PM
Hee hee - my maiden name would be Poopsie RhinoTush - I guess my keester is just doomed for eternity.........:p ;)

neko1
12-31-2002, 12:33 PM
LOL I'm Buttercup Girdlejuice!!

Karen
12-31-2002, 12:39 PM
I'm Loopy Applesniffer! :)

Uabassoon
12-31-2002, 12:39 PM
heehee I'm dorkey toiletbuns

Sara luvs her Tinky
12-31-2002, 02:37 PM
Mine is...
Loopy Bubblechunks....:p

Sara luvs her Tinky
12-31-2002, 02:42 PM
OMG!!!
I have been married over a year and did my maiden name....
my married name is...
Loopy Applechunks...
not much difference.

jenluckenbach
12-31-2002, 02:46 PM
Originally posted by Sara luvs her Tinky
OMG!!!
I have been married over a year and did my maiden name....
my married name is...
Loopy Applechunks...

well at least the "loopy" is correct (by that I mean, do you remember your name?? LOL)

luckies4me
12-31-2002, 02:47 PM
Snotty Applebrain! hehehehehe:p

Tina
12-31-2002, 02:49 PM
Oppss..I missed up earlier

My married name: Zippy Gizzardsquirt
And my maiden name: Zippy Chickenmouth

Sara luvs her Tinky
12-31-2002, 03:05 PM
originally posted by Jenluckenbach
well at least the "loopy" is correct (by that I mean, do you remember your name?? LOL)

*LOL* I am at work..... maybe I am working too hard..... (yeah right);)

ChrisH
12-31-2002, 03:08 PM
ROTFL :D :D

My married name: Loopy Applepants
My maiden name: Loopy Liverlips

:D :D

Cookiebaker
12-31-2002, 04:18 PM
*hehehehe* My married name is Zippy Applenose and my maiden name is Zippy Gorillachunks! :D

My husband's name is Loopy Applenose. :D

Hello, my name is Zippy Applenose, and I'm pleased to meet you" :D

neko1
12-31-2002, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by neko1
LOL I'm Buttercup Girdlejuice!!

And my married name will be Buttercup Gizardsquirt! Well at least my initials would be the same! And my fiance's name is Chim-Chim Gizardsquirt...whew what a pair!

Lillycat
12-31-2002, 09:07 PM
boobie chicken face? hmmmmmmmmm

slleipnir
12-31-2002, 10:26 PM
LOL, I'm Gidget Applesniffer lmao

Twisterdog
12-31-2002, 11:09 PM
OMG ... mine has got to be the worst! LOL

Poopsie Girdle Sniffer :eek:


My son's is Boobie Bubble Buns ... he'll be so not amused, I'm sure. :D

babolaypo65
12-31-2002, 11:46 PM
this is as fun as the porn star name game!
i am
Loopy wafflebreath:cool:

COCatMama
12-31-2002, 11:53 PM
boobie waffle


LOL

iceyshiver21
01-01-2003, 12:46 AM
Im tulefel bubblebrain!! LOL!!

ownerof3dogs
01-01-2003, 01:22 AM
Mine is:

Poopsie BubbleHead

I love Twisters "Poopsie Girdle sniffer" EEEWWWW LOL

Barbara
01-01-2003, 08:25 AM
Loopy Girdlechunks:D

HoRsELUvR
01-01-2003, 09:42 AM
Lumpy Cootiepants:D

Andie
01-01-2003, 10:47 AM
Gidget Bubblebuns

Funny I was always told I had no butt. LOL

anna_66
01-01-2003, 10:05 PM
I'm zippy burgerlips and this is my husband loopy:D

Better than my maiden name zippy applenose:rolleyes: :D

primabella
01-01-2003, 10:13 PM
lmao, my brother has the collection of captain underpants. i love them too. :D this was the first book of the collection i read and i loved it. my new name is poopsie cootiejuice :):P

primabella
01-01-2003, 10:15 PM
....and mickey isbuttercup :p

LoudLou
01-01-2003, 10:22 PM
Tuleful GirdlePants just popping in to wish everyone a Happy New Year!!!!:D

Vio&Juni
01-02-2003, 06:38 AM
Goober Applelips?! By now, I used to answer only to my name and my sister's (a lot of people don't make any difference between us, so, I got used to being called Carolina). Now I have to get used to this one too :D

Dakota's Mommy
01-02-2003, 10:25 AM
My new name would be Loopy Bubblemouth and my husband would be Chim-Chim Bubblemouth!

My maiden name would be Loopy Chickenchunks

Cincy'sMom
01-02-2003, 07:16 PM
I'm Dinky Bubblebreath

I guess my maiden name would be
Dinky Chickenchunks

RockyRoad
01-02-2003, 07:19 PM
Mine's
Chim-ChimGizzleBrains! LOL:D

krazyaboutkatz
01-02-2003, 08:25 PM
LOL I'm Poopsie Bubble-Chunks and I'd like you to meet my cats Goober Bubble-Chunks (Storm), Doofus Bubble-Chunks (Pepper), and Zippy Bubble Chunks (Sunny). :D

Fuzzy317
01-06-2003, 01:31 AM
I am Goober Apple-tush :confused:

aly
01-06-2003, 10:44 AM
I'm Dinky Chickenbutt !!!!!! :eek: :o :D

Logan
01-06-2003, 10:49 AM
I'm Fluffy Apple Brain!!!!! LOL!!!! :D

aly
01-06-2003, 10:50 AM
Originally posted by All Creatures Great And Small
OH NO! I'm "Poopsie GorillaBuns"! (What a coincidence - that's just what my husband calls me - j/k) Jeez, I already had a self-esteem problem; this doesn't help.....:D :p


Originally posted by All Creatures Great And Small
Hee hee - my maiden name would be Poopsie RhinoTush - I guess my keester is just doomed for eternity.........:p ;)


OMG!!!!!! Your posts made me choke on my drink and I can't stop laughing. http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/laugh2.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/laugh2.gif http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/laugh2.gif

hellostranger
01-06-2003, 10:55 AM
Greetings from Dorky Girdlelips! :D :D

lynnestankard
01-06-2003, 11:57 AM
Hi Everybody - my maiden name was - Zippy Chicken-Buns
and now I'm - Zippy Gerbil-Chunks!!
OH JOY!!!

Lynne

Kfamr
01-06-2003, 03:19 PM
My name is Dinky Rhinobiscuits.

Nelly's would be Loopy Applechunks

NoahsMommy
01-06-2003, 03:26 PM
hee hee! Too funny!

I'm Boobie Bubblesniffer...would that be catnip bubbles??? :D

Tubby & Peanut's Mom
01-06-2003, 05:08 PM
This is funny! :D

Hello, my name is Lumpy Applefanny and this is my boyfriend Loopy Applemouth.

Hmmmm....a Lumpy and a Loopy in the same house is kinda scarey.....not to mention an Applefanny and Applemouth! ;) :eek: :D