RICHARD
12-01-2017, 05:13 PM
Time to decorate the Pet and Child Safe Xmas tree for the bar!
No spray bottles or sticky tape or twine to keep OUR tree upright.
Of course the kitties are welcome in the bar and I would love for them to participate in all the fun.
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Hokay,
Here is my Christmas tree story.
My sis and her hubby lived in the guest house of my parents house and were doing their own Xmas dinner.
Dear sis cooked up a nice ham and set it on the table, then walked out of the room.
Her dog JUMPED up on the table, Grabbed the ham and pretty much wolfed it down.
In the ensuing chaos, swear words, tears and grief?
The dog went BEHIND the tree - which was stuck in a corner and fully decorated - and threw the ham up.
So, the event turned from the "case of the missing ham" to the recovery of the "missing ham".
For a long time the joke was, "Hey sis, Do you think Santa will leave you a ham under the tree this year?"
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Nog for the house......or a spiced something with booze in it!!
Done!
No spray bottles or sticky tape or twine to keep OUR tree upright.
Of course the kitties are welcome in the bar and I would love for them to participate in all the fun.
---------
Hokay,
Here is my Christmas tree story.
My sis and her hubby lived in the guest house of my parents house and were doing their own Xmas dinner.
Dear sis cooked up a nice ham and set it on the table, then walked out of the room.
Her dog JUMPED up on the table, Grabbed the ham and pretty much wolfed it down.
In the ensuing chaos, swear words, tears and grief?
The dog went BEHIND the tree - which was stuck in a corner and fully decorated - and threw the ham up.
So, the event turned from the "case of the missing ham" to the recovery of the "missing ham".
For a long time the joke was, "Hey sis, Do you think Santa will leave you a ham under the tree this year?"
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Nog for the house......or a spiced something with booze in it!!
Done!