RICHARD
03-05-2015, 10:41 AM
This story is rated "PG" for Phew, Gawd!
Edward D Katz has always been of fan of the toona jooce, I think ALL cats like it!
Anyway, Ed has been put on a diet of special food and treats so, he hasn't had too much 'other' food lately.
I ran out of his 'special treats' and went to the vet's to make an appointment and they had run out, too!!!
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Ed knows how to read a clock and when it's 'SPECIAL TREAT' time!!!
This happens about 3 o'clock in the afternoon, he goes to get a drink of water and starts to cry. I tease him with a bag o'treats and the world is a good place........until we run out of them.
So....in order to keep peace and quiet and to keep the cat happy, I opened up a can of toona and doled out some jooce and a few spoons of toona!!!
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Everyone knows that cats love toona........but a little too much toona has some bad side effects.
How do I know this?
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I am in my 'man cave' when the Edster walks in and I get a whiff of something nasty that has come this way.
Being a guy - I laugh and think that it's me - we love and laugh at anything that has to do with methane - damn that global warming!!!!
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Ed walks around and climbs up on the couch with me and the smell gets STRONGER....hmmmmmmmm.......:confused:
I give him a good scritch and then realize that it's 'not me'....IT'S ED....
I look at his tail and realize - him being a white cat, it's easy to see that he has caca smeared on his beautiful rear and tail.....
He's a CA-CAT!!!!!! Oh, the indignity!!!!!
I immediately go into damage control mode and scoop him up and yell for Doris....we have a SITUATION.
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Ed, none the wiser, is scooped up and taken to the bathroom and placed on the sink. A camp towel is wet and soaped up.
Now the real work begins! Between the both of us, we hold a tail, wipe. scrub and worry the offending fecal matter off his coat....
What could have brought this on? What could have loosed the Edster up?
TOONA JOOCE!!!!
After a cleaning of the Ca-Cat (his new nickname....a blending of Caca and Cat), washing of everything and a quick pass at the litter box, everything is back to 'normal'.......
I feel badly that I have run out of his treats, he cannot have anymore Toona or the Jooce, but I am glad that it's nothing more serious than too much white albacore toona in water!!!!:eek:;)
Edward D Katz has always been of fan of the toona jooce, I think ALL cats like it!
Anyway, Ed has been put on a diet of special food and treats so, he hasn't had too much 'other' food lately.
I ran out of his 'special treats' and went to the vet's to make an appointment and they had run out, too!!!
------------
Ed knows how to read a clock and when it's 'SPECIAL TREAT' time!!!
This happens about 3 o'clock in the afternoon, he goes to get a drink of water and starts to cry. I tease him with a bag o'treats and the world is a good place........until we run out of them.
So....in order to keep peace and quiet and to keep the cat happy, I opened up a can of toona and doled out some jooce and a few spoons of toona!!!
-----------
Everyone knows that cats love toona........but a little too much toona has some bad side effects.
How do I know this?
-------
I am in my 'man cave' when the Edster walks in and I get a whiff of something nasty that has come this way.
Being a guy - I laugh and think that it's me - we love and laugh at anything that has to do with methane - damn that global warming!!!!
---------
Ed walks around and climbs up on the couch with me and the smell gets STRONGER....hmmmmmmmm.......:confused:
I give him a good scritch and then realize that it's 'not me'....IT'S ED....
I look at his tail and realize - him being a white cat, it's easy to see that he has caca smeared on his beautiful rear and tail.....
He's a CA-CAT!!!!!! Oh, the indignity!!!!!
I immediately go into damage control mode and scoop him up and yell for Doris....we have a SITUATION.
---------
Ed, none the wiser, is scooped up and taken to the bathroom and placed on the sink. A camp towel is wet and soaped up.
Now the real work begins! Between the both of us, we hold a tail, wipe. scrub and worry the offending fecal matter off his coat....
What could have brought this on? What could have loosed the Edster up?
TOONA JOOCE!!!!
After a cleaning of the Ca-Cat (his new nickname....a blending of Caca and Cat), washing of everything and a quick pass at the litter box, everything is back to 'normal'.......
I feel badly that I have run out of his treats, he cannot have anymore Toona or the Jooce, but I am glad that it's nothing more serious than too much white albacore toona in water!!!!:eek:;)