Catty1
11-06-2014, 11:41 AM
It's probably a good idea to avoid taking the advice found in fortune cookies too seriously. After all, words printed on a piece of paper stuff inside of a tiny cookie probably aren't that wise. However, sometimes fortunes will surprise you... Or at the very least, they'll make you smile.
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/971/desktop-1415200413.jpg
This is a great marketing strategy to get people to buy more fortune cookies.
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/965/desktop-1415200409.jpg
@samsteinhp (https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/319129474287415296/photo/1)
Go home, fortune cookie. You're drunk.
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/969/desktop-1415200412.jpg
@gamespite (https://twitter.com/gamespite/status/288418644160020480/photo/1)
But I'm allergic to seafood. Well, a fortune's a fortune. I commend myself into the hands of fate!
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/966/desktop-1415200410.jpg
reddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1l88zu/didnt_expect_my_fortune_cookie_to_be_so_insightful/)
Granted, but a snowflake should realize that it's part of a larger problem.
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/964/desktop-1415200409.jpg
@sorryimmaria (https://twitter.com/sorryimmaria/status/323138120080044032/photo/1)
B-but, I am home....and I'm not even laughing! What's happening!?
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/972/desktop-1415200414.jpg
reddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/2l8hsu/this_is_the_most_truthful_fortune_cookie_ive/)
Aww! Fortune cookie, you're so sweet! Do you really mean it?
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/970/desktop-1415200412.jpg
@adag_dot_me (https://twitter.com/adag_dot_me/status/529426846308655104)
Finally! I kept letting my goals get too close to trolls, but I didn't realize that was the issue.
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/973/desktop-1415200415.jpg
reddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2l656h/no_one_i_showed_thought_this_fortune_cookie_was/)
This fortunes is the best one I'll ever saw!
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/968/desktop-1415200411.jpg
@dittowizard (https://twitter.com/dittowizard/status/298265410007085056/photo/1)
Um, I'm pretty sure the world respects the artful music of Mr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. So cool-off, fortune cookie, and try again later.
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/967/desktop-1415200411.jpg
@9GAGTweets (https://twitter.com/9GAGTweets/status/318726382295330816)
I mean, I usually feel like I'm gonna die shortly after eating Chinese food, so it's not totally unexpected.
(via: twentytwowords.com (http://twentytwowords.com/18-fortune-cookies-that-are-awesome-even-when-you-dont-add-in-bed-to-them/#social-bar-wide))
I don't know about you, but I've got a serious hankering for some Chinese food right now. Sesame Chicken anyone?
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/971/desktop-1415200413.jpg
This is a great marketing strategy to get people to buy more fortune cookies.
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/965/desktop-1415200409.jpg
@samsteinhp (https://twitter.com/samsteinhp/status/319129474287415296/photo/1)
Go home, fortune cookie. You're drunk.
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/969/desktop-1415200412.jpg
@gamespite (https://twitter.com/gamespite/status/288418644160020480/photo/1)
But I'm allergic to seafood. Well, a fortune's a fortune. I commend myself into the hands of fate!
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/966/desktop-1415200410.jpg
reddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1l88zu/didnt_expect_my_fortune_cookie_to_be_so_insightful/)
Granted, but a snowflake should realize that it's part of a larger problem.
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/964/desktop-1415200409.jpg
@sorryimmaria (https://twitter.com/sorryimmaria/status/323138120080044032/photo/1)
B-but, I am home....and I'm not even laughing! What's happening!?
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/972/desktop-1415200414.jpg
reddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/2l8hsu/this_is_the_most_truthful_fortune_cookie_ive/)
Aww! Fortune cookie, you're so sweet! Do you really mean it?
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/970/desktop-1415200412.jpg
@adag_dot_me (https://twitter.com/adag_dot_me/status/529426846308655104)
Finally! I kept letting my goals get too close to trolls, but I didn't realize that was the issue.
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/973/desktop-1415200415.jpg
reddit (http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2l656h/no_one_i_showed_thought_this_fortune_cookie_was/)
This fortunes is the best one I'll ever saw!
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/968/desktop-1415200411.jpg
@dittowizard (https://twitter.com/dittowizard/status/298265410007085056/photo/1)
Um, I'm pretty sure the world respects the artful music of Mr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem. So cool-off, fortune cookie, and try again later.
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http://images.viralnova.com/000/089/967/desktop-1415200411.jpg
@9GAGTweets (https://twitter.com/9GAGTweets/status/318726382295330816)
I mean, I usually feel like I'm gonna die shortly after eating Chinese food, so it's not totally unexpected.
(via: twentytwowords.com (http://twentytwowords.com/18-fortune-cookies-that-are-awesome-even-when-you-dont-add-in-bed-to-them/#social-bar-wide))
I don't know about you, but I've got a serious hankering for some Chinese food right now. Sesame Chicken anyone?