Pet's New Year's Resolutions

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Here's my pets new years resolutions!!
ABBY-
1. Stop chewing on Meg's hat... (sorry!)
2. Stop chasing the cats, or at least not so often.
3. Stop thinking the upstairs hallway is a potty, I think Mommy don't like me using that...
4. Wake up earlier... everyone else is up before me.
5. Don't lay on Mom's clean laundry. She yells at me pretty darn loud when I do... hehe.
6. Last, stop rubbing myself dry on the side of the couch and the chairs after I take a bath... :)

WHISKERS-
1. Sleep less. But hey, I'm a cat I can sleep if I want. ; )
2. Not lick Mom in the middle of the night when she's sleeping. I usually get kicked out when I do. :)
3. Not want to go outside when it's so cold! And wet!
4. Come when Mom asks me to... hehe

POPEYE-
1. NOT SCRATCH THE SIDES OF THE CHAIRS!! It drives dad mad..
2. Stop eating the dog food.
3. Leave Jake alone at night, I don't think he appreciates my claws on his scalp at night... ; )
4. Beat up the dog a little more.. She deserves it.
5. Stop attacking my mom (her actual mom, not me, the owner!) I mean she doesnt have claws so its not as fair.

WILLOW-
1. Fight back against Popeye! ;)
2. Stop being such a scaredy cat!
3. Really kick that dogs... well, you know what I mean.
4. Stop laying on Meg's head and licking her hair.... She really really hates me doing that.


Hehe... that was fun. What are YOUR pets New Year's resolutions? :rolleyes:

[Cataholic]

Texas' New Year's resolutions-
1) only throw up on the kitchen floor;
2) let Georgia sleep in the 'fave' place sometimes;
3) put on a pound or two;
4) stop hiding my thyroid pill in my gum until after mommy leaves the room.

Georgia's-
1) let mommy pet me when I am laying down;
2) let mommy hold me for five seconds;
3) stop sneaking Tex's food all the time;
4) stop eating the plant.

Tenny's-
1) love mommy a little less fiercely at 5 am.

Dakky's-
1) let mommy and Tenny have some 'alone' time;
2) stop laying on top of Tenny all the time;
3) eat less;
4) cry less;
5) stop using the rear wheel drive when jumping from mommy's arms.

Allie's-
1) start behaving for 10 % of everyday;
2) tell mommy before jumping up on her;
3) stop running out the front door.

Minnie's-
1) hide less.

[Uabassoon]

Corkscrew
1. stop jumping the on the window sills with plants on them, because mommy doesn't like it when I knock them down and she has to clean up all the potting soil on the carpet.
2. Stop begging for food everytime someone in the house is eating
3. Be a little nicer to Sasha (roommates cat)
4. stop trying to play with Tibby when she's eating

Tibby
1. Stop bitting Corkscrews tail when he's asleep.
2. I won't claw mommy's face anymore when she's sleeping
3. Stop taking moms glasses of her face so she doesn't have to chase me around the house bumping into everything because she can't see without them.