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Catty1
05-28-2014, 10:41 AM
<header>May 27, 2014 Entertainment (http://www.viralnova.com/category/entertainment/)




</header> There aren’t many people in the world today who truly value the English language. Thanks to social media and digital communication, abbreviations and poor grammar are infuriatingly commonplace. Even people who think they are proficient forget some simple grammar rules (like the difference between using “fewer” and “less”). Everyone has failed at some point. There may even be multiple glaring errors in this article (but hopefully not).
No matter what mistakes you have made in the past, your failings will never compare to what you’re about to see. These people attempted to use the English language and failed so spectacularly, it’s a wonder they’re able to walk around without bumping into things or running into a Greyhound bus.
1.) If YOU’RE going to be condescending, at least be correct.
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2.) Whew. At least it wasn’t diabetes.
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3.) This one is so bad, it’s hard to follow.
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4.) You’re right.
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5.) Organisms are overrated.
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6.) Mmmm. Pizzer.
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7.) This hurts my brain.
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8.) I prefer human beans to pinto beans.
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9.) Don’t be so surly, man.
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10.) The school system failed this man.
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Catty1
05-28-2014, 10:41 AM
11.) What’s a “fing?”
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12.) I had a friend that lack toast intolerant. He just hated not having toast.
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13.) Covering someone with fiberglass insulation is pretty rude, though.
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14.) I really, really, really hope her house didn’t smell like incest.
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15.) There are just so many reasons why you won’t.
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16.) BOOM.
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17.) Here’s hoping English was their second language.
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(H/T BuzzFeed (http://www.buzzfeed.com/alanwhite/19-people-who-took-on-the-english-language-and-lost))
If your brain hurts right now, that’s totally normal. Don’t be alarmed. Just laugh, shake your head, turn on PBS and share this with your friend’s who’d totally get it.

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smokey the elder
05-29-2014, 09:50 AM
Heteronyms (words spelled the same but pronounced differently) mess up even people born speaking English!

cassiesmom
06-04-2014, 04:26 PM
LOL! I may be that thick, but don't call me Surly.