Funny cat joke :) [Archive]

Nomilynn

12-12-2002, 02:00 AM

Our young daughter had adopted a stray cat. To my distress,
he began to use the back of our new sofa as a scratching post.

"Don't worry," my husband reassured me. "I'll have him trained
in no time."

I watched for several days as my husband patiently "trained"
our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband deposited
him outdoors to teach him a lesson.

The cat learned quickly. For the next 16 years, whenever he
wanted to go outside, he scratched the back of the sofa.

neko1

12-12-2002, 05:30 AM

lol typical "human" training!!

jenluckenbach

12-12-2002, 05:47 AM

LOL
yes cats can trian US so well

Logan

12-12-2002, 07:34 AM

kimlovescats

12-12-2002, 07:53 AM

*snicker, snicker* :D

Tina

12-12-2002, 07:58 AM

:D :D

ramanth

12-12-2002, 09:09 AM

:D We need a laughing icon. ;)

Tubby & Peanut's Mom

12-12-2002, 11:10 AM

That's a good one. :D :D

lynnestankard

12-12-2002, 12:45 PM

Naomi - HE HE HE HE!! Well trained husband then?!!

Lynne

RICHARD

12-12-2002, 04:24 PM

that's funny!
recently i put an old piece of carpet on the door so when eddie
wants to go to my mom's house he'll scratch the rug instead of the door. the cat knows what it's for but everyone can't figure out why i'd carpet a small part of the door and not the whole thing!

i was sent this gem today..

If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat?

All Creatures Great And Small

12-12-2002, 05:06 PM

Originally posted by RICHARD
If a cat always lands on its feet, and buttered bread always lands butter side down, what would happen if you tied buttered bread on top of a cat? Oh no - don't give FloppsyLadySally89 any ideas..........:( :rolleyes:

ChrisH

12-12-2002, 05:48 PM

lol :D :D

smokey the elder

12-14-2002, 09:55 AM

Who trained whom??:D

HoRsELUvR

12-15-2002, 01:23 PM

lol cats are expert human trainers

krazyaboutkatz

12-17-2002, 12:48 AM

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12-17-2002, 09:30 AM

Neat smiley !!!http://pages.prodigy.net/rogerlori1/emoticons/bouncebig.gif
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and neat joke Naomi;) :p