*BaSim*
03-26-2001, 03:56 PM
This came from Readers Digest.
1.) It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.
2.)Dogs cannot lie.
3.)Dogs never resist nap time.
4.)You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
5.)Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
6.)Dogs dont care if the peas have been toched by the mashed potatoes.
7.) Average cost of sending a dog to school:$42. Average cost of sending your kid to school:$103,000.
8.)Dogs are house broken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
9.)Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
10.)If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannoy be blamed.
-Jennifer Berman, Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids (Andrews McMeel)
Oh ya and please vote for Simba at http://www.juliesimba.com/petcontest.html Thanks!
1.) It doesn't take 45 minutes to get a dog ready to go outside in the winter.
2.)Dogs cannot lie.
3.)Dogs never resist nap time.
4.)You don't need to get extra phone lines for a dog.
5.)Dogs don't pester you about getting a kid.
6.)Dogs dont care if the peas have been toched by the mashed potatoes.
7.) Average cost of sending a dog to school:$42. Average cost of sending your kid to school:$103,000.
8.)Dogs are house broken by the time they are 12 weeks old.
9.)Your dog is not embarrassed if you sing in public.
10.)If your dog is a bad seed, your genes cannoy be blamed.
-Jennifer Berman, Why Dogs Are Better Than Kids (Andrews McMeel)
Oh ya and please vote for Simba at http://www.juliesimba.com/petcontest.html Thanks!