I was brutally assaulted

[Lady's Human]

In a pet store today, by a pair of English Mastiffs.

Those tongues and tails are DANGEROUS! (and more so when I got home and someone realized I had been consorting with other puppies)

[Freedom]

Ha ha haaa, bet Lady has something to say about it!

[Lady's Human]

I got a full inspection.....only diverted by the moozle I had in my hand.

[Karen]

I suspect you will still be subject to dark glances this evening, unless she and Patch have so thoroughly attacked that it wiped out all trace of Mastiff pups!

[Lady's Human]

The moozle and the walk(s) took care of the out of joint noses.

[cassiesmom]

LH, my heart dropped when I saw this thread! I'm glad you and your inspectors are okay :) What is a moozle?

[Lady's Human]

A moozle is a cow's schnoz turned into a treat for pups:

http://fortcost.info/img.php?fl=m5l4t4u5z2o2u216y2447404k4i594r5m594o2h 5u5i4w2n5o404e4q574m5e404s3b406w5r3g4m526j554w225t 2y223b403s2

[happylabs]

That is the best kind of assault ever! I was very concerned as well when I saw the title to this thread. Whew!