carole
03-14-2012, 06:04 PM
Cats Mantra
1) Life is hard, then you nap.
2) Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
3) When in doubt, cop an attitude. Flick your tail then walk away!
4) Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
5) Climb your way to the top--that's why drapes are there.
6) Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
7) Find your place in the sun--especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
8) Make your mark in the world--or at least spray in each corner.
9) When eating out think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
10) If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps or give the dog a swipe.
11) Always give generously--a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care."
12) When you go out into the world, remember: being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
13) Dont expect too much from the two legged servants after all, they are only human!
14) Make sure to keep the servants busy running round after you. It does them no good to have nothing to do.
15) When you feel the need to cough up a furball, make sure to do it on the furniture or carpet this way it is not seen till someone actually sits or walks on it!
1) Life is hard, then you nap.
2) Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
3) When in doubt, cop an attitude. Flick your tail then walk away!
4) Variety is the spice of life: one day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
5) Climb your way to the top--that's why drapes are there.
6) Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
7) Find your place in the sun--especially if it happens to be on that nice pile of warm, clean laundry.
8) Make your mark in the world--or at least spray in each corner.
9) When eating out think nothing of sending back your meal twenty or thirty times.
10) If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over several expensive antique lamps or give the dog a swipe.
11) Always give generously--a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care."
12) When you go out into the world, remember: being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
13) Dont expect too much from the two legged servants after all, they are only human!
14) Make sure to keep the servants busy running round after you. It does them no good to have nothing to do.
15) When you feel the need to cough up a furball, make sure to do it on the furniture or carpet this way it is not seen till someone actually sits or walks on it!