Life lessons learned from my cat -- Author unknown

[cassiesmom]

All I Need to Know About Life I Learned from My Cat
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Life is hard and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours
Variety is the spice of life: One day ignore people, the next day annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
Climb your way to the top -- that's why the drapes are there.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
Make your mark in the world -- or at least spray in each corner.
Make love loudly and have your babies quietly.
When you go out into the world, always remember, being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.

[Lilith Cherry]

That is so funny Elyse! :D Thanks for sharing it!

[Karen]

I am sure the cats of Pet Talk could add more to this:

9. What's your is mine, and what's mine is mine, unless it is beneath my dignity to acknowledge it.
10. Everything looks better graced with a few cat hairs - the real must-have accessory.

[pomtzu]

That's so cute - and true.

Re: Karen's #10 - I have a throw pillow that says "no outfit is complete without dog hair". Of course the cat owners can substitute with "cat".

[cassiesmom]

11a. If you want the best chair in the house, you will have to move me, the cat.
11b. It is my house. I only allow you to live here because you have opposable thumbs.
11c. I don't do leftovers.
11d. have I taught you nothing about the importance of a clean bathroom?!
11e. I can communicate volumes without making a sound.

And the one thing I know for sure...
11f. I am the cat. I am very hard to leave. I am very easy to come home to!