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slick
09-26-2011, 07:30 PM
An email in my hotmail account:

I feel like I'm drowning in this pool of feelings I have for you. I am so in love with you. I have sent you an eCard to let you realize how I feel. see your memo.....here.

Not sure whether I want a secret admirer or 10 million UK dollars from Arabia.....

:eek::D:rolleyes:

Karen
09-26-2011, 09:40 PM
Oh, Slick, you must not get as many emails as I do about young Russian/Asian/Eastern European ladies looking for a good husband and saying they saw my profile online and want to date me! I get all sorts of messages of romance - never mind the fact that I am female, and if they actually saw any mention of me at all, never mind any pictures, I am quite obvious NOT male!

gini
09-27-2011, 12:19 AM
It's just you and the girls - you simply attract them you lucky devil you!!:D:D:D

kitten645
09-27-2011, 05:40 AM
I'd opt for the $$ Slick. LOL!

pomtzu
09-27-2011, 07:31 AM
Yup - I'd take the $$ too. Those young Russian wannabe brides are always after me too.

What tickles me is the ones I get for "dental Insurance", immediately followed by "burial insurance". If I plan on dropping dead, I'm sure not going to worry about what my teeth look like!! :p

happylabs
09-27-2011, 07:34 AM
An email in my hotmail account:

I feel like I'm drowning in this pool of feelings I have for you. I am so in love with you. I have sent you an eCard to let you realize how I feel. see your memo.....here.

Not sure whether I want a secret admirer or 10 million UK dollars from Arabia.....

:eek::D:rolleyes:




LOL! Too funny.

Take the money! :D :p

phesina
09-27-2011, 08:10 AM
Gosh, a secret admirer finally getting up the courage to profess his love for you!

Or 10 million UK dollars from Arabia. And I didn't know the UK even HAD dollars, along with the pounds, I guess.

Such a hard decision you have to make, Slick!

slick
09-27-2011, 12:03 PM
It's just you and the girls - you simply attract them you lucky devil you!!:D:D:D LOL The only thing my girls attract is my waist.......

Wom - you've got competition. :D

moosmom
09-27-2011, 02:20 PM
Hey Slick, I was WONDERING when you were going to alert Wom.

katladyd
09-29-2011, 11:55 PM
I love the ads I get for penis enlargers. Uh, people? I'm female. Kind of lack that little item.:rolleyes:

wombat2u2004
09-30-2011, 06:10 AM
LOL The only thing my girls attract is my waist.......

Wom - you've got competition. :D

Not really Slick. I'm the one who sent that email. :D

wombat2u2004
09-30-2011, 06:13 AM
I love the ads I get for penis enlargers.

They're just magnifying glasses.....you can get them at the dollar store. ;)

happylabs
09-30-2011, 06:24 AM
Not really Slick. I'm the one who sent that email. :D




They're just magnifying glasses.....you can get them at the dollar store. ;)

LOL! Thanks for that morning laugh. I needed it this morning.

wombat2u2004
09-30-2011, 06:30 AM
LOL! Thanks for that morning laugh. I needed it this morning.

You laughed ???
But........I was serious. :D

happylabs
09-30-2011, 06:31 AM
You laughed ???
But........I was serious. :D

I laughed about the magnifying glass. I would definitely not laugh about your professing your love for someone. :p

wombat2u2004
09-30-2011, 06:37 AM
I laughed about the magnifying glass. I would definitely not laugh about your professing your love for someone. :p

Well ok then.
So you won't laugh if I tell you that I have a suspicion that Slick has been two timing me ???

gini
09-30-2011, 09:45 AM
Wom, we have all been two-timing you!:D:D

happylabs
09-30-2011, 11:29 AM
Wom, we have all been two-timing you!:D:D

Yes we have! But you weren't supposed to tell him!!! :p

momoffuzzyfaces
09-30-2011, 12:42 PM
Wom, we have all been two-timing you!:D:D

I haven't been but then again, I'm old enough to be his grannie!!! :D:love:

wombat2u2004
09-30-2011, 07:19 PM
Wom, we have all been two-timing you!:D:D

Et tu Brutus. :D

wombat2u2004
09-30-2011, 07:33 PM
Yes we have! But you weren't supposed to tell him!!! :p

Right !!! You've just blown spot number 15 in the waiting line. You'll now be number 30.
MOFF....you can move into spot number 15.
Gini, you can stay in spot number 14, but you must promise me to leave the postman be, in future.
Slick, you still have spot numbers 1 to 13. :D

happylabs
09-30-2011, 08:41 PM
Right !!! You've just blown spot number 15 in the waiting line. You'll now be number 30.
MOFF....you can move into spot number 15.
Gini, you can stay in spot number 14, but you must promise me to leave the postman be, in future.
Slick, you still have spot numbers 1 to 13. :D

So if my math is correct, I am actually #3. Hmmmm...they do "three's a charm". :)

slick
10-01-2011, 09:22 PM
I am Mr. Aljandro Javier I have a noble proposition that will be of great
benefit to you and humanity. Reply me via ([email protected]) for more
details.

Kind Regards,
Aljandro</pre>

slick
10-01-2011, 09:25 PM
My late husband was very wealthy and after his death, I
inherited all His business and wealth. Presently my doctor
told me that I may not live for more than six months, though
I am not scared about this, I am not afraid of death, hence I
will be in the bosom of the Lord forever, any time my God calls
me home, I now decided to look for an organization or an
individual who is God fearing, that will use the funds for
charity organization, by contributing to the development of
evangelism in the world, assisting motherless babes homes and
poor churches all over the world.

I selected you after browsing the Internet for this purpose and
prayed over it, for the fact that I always go to God in prayers
in situation like this, because He is the Alfa and Omega.I am
willing to donate all the money I have in the bank, which is
US$15,000,000.00 (FifteenMillion United States Dollars) to
you for the development of evangelism and also as aids for the
less privileged around you. Please note that this funds is
lying with a Bank,
FULL NAMES:
ADRESS:
COUNTRY:
TELEPHONE:
FAX:
MOBILE :
MARITAL STATUS:
SEX:
AGE:
OCCUPATION:
NATIONALITY:
EMAIL:
Please Reply this to: [email protected]
May the Grace of our Lord Jesus Christ, the love of God, and the sweet
fellowship of the Holy Spirit be with you now and forever more, amen.
God bless you. Mrs. Helene Heather Thomson Sneddon
Reply to This [email protected]</pre>

wombat2u2004
10-01-2011, 10:44 PM
Dammit !!! My cover has been blown.
I knew having a Ruskie name would backfire....next time I'll choose a Chinese name with heart strings attached.....something like....Princess Sung Song.