Marigold2
09-22-2011, 09:43 PM
Yesterday something happened at work that in all my years almost tops the cake in funny.
I work for two eye Doc's. Yesterday the younger one was in. FW is the most wonderful young man one could ever meet. Kind, thoughtful, intelligent, funny, musically gifted, tall, blond and extremely handsome FW looks like he stepped out of GQ all 6'4 of him. He is 32 and single.
FW is one year younger then my son Slacker. His parents raised a fine, fine young man and when I met them I told them so. It truly is an honor to work for him.
Our optician is 6'2 and has a movie star body. Oh my God, this man has a great great body. He is 41 never been married and no kids.
Oh and yes both are available ladies.
How I at 52 got to work with two such hunky guys is insane. We take lunch together and you should see the women looking. I have been murdered and examed by women's eyes hundreds of times trying to figure it all out.
Actually it is easy. I treat FW like my boss and he is young enough to be my son and sometimes I treat him like a mom.
And the optician dates 30 year old women with Victoria Secret bodies because he is handsome enough to attract them. I am just a safe and fun lunch buddy. Someone who does their work well. A trusted and valued co-worker.
Ok enough backround. It is important to the story however.
Yesterday was crazy busy. I am up front. Phone is ringing about a hundred times a day. Patients coming in, faxes are faxing and I am running around doing a million things. I deliver the faxes to the Doc, to the optician, to the girl who does surgery schedule and I have tons of faxes I need to attend to. So this fax comes, I take a quick look, it's for a med I put it on the Doc's desk. About 20 minutes later I finally get a two second break and run into the kitchen for a cup of coffee and FW comes back there holding the paper and says to me.
DID YOU PUT THIS ON MY DESK?
AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING A B (Yes he said B and not bi&tch because he is such a nice guy)
I said YES.
He says. WELL I KNOW IT WAS JUST YOU BEING YOU. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR?
NO, WHAT IS IT FOR?
IT IS FOR CIALIS.
CIALIS, IS THAT BLOOD PRESSURE? ( I know I have heard the name but can't place the drug)
NO (the 32 year old Dr. tells me)
IT IS FOR ERECTILE ENHANCEMENT.
:eek::eek::eek:
OH NO NO NO NO DOC FW I NEVER THOUGHT THAT, I I I I I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WAS FOR I AM SO SURE NO NO YOU DON'T NEED THAT.
Be now we are both laughing our heads off.
I asked him what I should do with it and he said. Go give it to the optician. LOL
So I did. CS was sitting in my chair answering the phone since I was back getting the coffee and I said to him.
HEY CS DID YOU ORDER THIS FAX?
I THINK THIS IS YOURS!!!
FW and I are trying so hard to keep a straight face.
And CS says what is Cialas??
So we tell him. LOL LOL
So now the three of us are doubled over in laughter and CS says.
WELL I AM GOING TO ORDER A WHOLE BIG BOX OF THEM.!!!!
Tears my freinds, tears are running down my face.
I now tell the optician that I will be calling him Big Boy from now on.
When I get home I tell hubby who thinks it is funny as well BUT says that Cialis is not for a bigger man............ so I looked it up and sure enough it is for Erectile disfuntion. LOL EVEN FUNNIER.
I work for two eye Doc's. Yesterday the younger one was in. FW is the most wonderful young man one could ever meet. Kind, thoughtful, intelligent, funny, musically gifted, tall, blond and extremely handsome FW looks like he stepped out of GQ all 6'4 of him. He is 32 and single.
FW is one year younger then my son Slacker. His parents raised a fine, fine young man and when I met them I told them so. It truly is an honor to work for him.
Our optician is 6'2 and has a movie star body. Oh my God, this man has a great great body. He is 41 never been married and no kids.
Oh and yes both are available ladies.
How I at 52 got to work with two such hunky guys is insane. We take lunch together and you should see the women looking. I have been murdered and examed by women's eyes hundreds of times trying to figure it all out.
Actually it is easy. I treat FW like my boss and he is young enough to be my son and sometimes I treat him like a mom.
And the optician dates 30 year old women with Victoria Secret bodies because he is handsome enough to attract them. I am just a safe and fun lunch buddy. Someone who does their work well. A trusted and valued co-worker.
Ok enough backround. It is important to the story however.
Yesterday was crazy busy. I am up front. Phone is ringing about a hundred times a day. Patients coming in, faxes are faxing and I am running around doing a million things. I deliver the faxes to the Doc, to the optician, to the girl who does surgery schedule and I have tons of faxes I need to attend to. So this fax comes, I take a quick look, it's for a med I put it on the Doc's desk. About 20 minutes later I finally get a two second break and run into the kitchen for a cup of coffee and FW comes back there holding the paper and says to me.
DID YOU PUT THIS ON MY DESK?
AT FIRST I THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING A B (Yes he said B and not bi&tch because he is such a nice guy)
I said YES.
He says. WELL I KNOW IT WAS JUST YOU BEING YOU. DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS FOR?
NO, WHAT IS IT FOR?
IT IS FOR CIALIS.
CIALIS, IS THAT BLOOD PRESSURE? ( I know I have heard the name but can't place the drug)
NO (the 32 year old Dr. tells me)
IT IS FOR ERECTILE ENHANCEMENT.
:eek::eek::eek:
OH NO NO NO NO DOC FW I NEVER THOUGHT THAT, I I I I I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT WAS FOR I AM SO SURE NO NO YOU DON'T NEED THAT.
Be now we are both laughing our heads off.
I asked him what I should do with it and he said. Go give it to the optician. LOL
So I did. CS was sitting in my chair answering the phone since I was back getting the coffee and I said to him.
HEY CS DID YOU ORDER THIS FAX?
I THINK THIS IS YOURS!!!
FW and I are trying so hard to keep a straight face.
And CS says what is Cialas??
So we tell him. LOL LOL
So now the three of us are doubled over in laughter and CS says.
WELL I AM GOING TO ORDER A WHOLE BIG BOX OF THEM.!!!!
Tears my freinds, tears are running down my face.
I now tell the optician that I will be calling him Big Boy from now on.
When I get home I tell hubby who thinks it is funny as well BUT says that Cialis is not for a bigger man............ so I looked it up and sure enough it is for Erectile disfuntion. LOL EVEN FUNNIER.