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happylabs
08-19-2011, 02:55 PM
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
This is for all the germ conscious folks
that worry about using cold water to clean.

John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather
in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan

After spending a great evening chatting the night away,
the next morning John's grandfather prepared
breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate,
and questioned his grandfather asking,

'Are these plates clean?'

His grandfather replied,

'They're as clean as cold water can get em.
Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'


For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

Again, John was concerned about the plates,
as his appeared to have tiny specks around
the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

Without looking up the old man said,

'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as
clean as cold water can get them.. Now don't you
fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town
and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog
started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

John yelled and said,
'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.


Without diverting his attention from the football game
he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!

'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!'

Meet Coldwater:

http://happylabs.tripod.com/coldwater.html

Taz_Zoee
08-19-2011, 03:05 PM
HA HA!! I love it!! I knew, while reading it, that it must have something to do with a dog. :D

Karen
08-19-2011, 04:49 PM
An old joke, I originally heard it as "soap and water," instead of cold water. Soap was the cat's name, and Water was the dog's name!

lizbud
08-19-2011, 05:22 PM
LOL An oldie but a goodie.:D

Vette
08-19-2011, 05:45 PM
LOL i was just thinking of this the other day. never gets old :D

happylabs
08-19-2011, 07:18 PM
An old joke, I originally heard it as "soap and water," instead of cold water. Soap was the cat's name, and Water was the dog's name!

I never heard either of these before. And here I thought I had a new joke. Sigh.....

wombat2u2004
08-19-2011, 08:56 PM
Hee hee.....I've never heard that joke before. Very good. :D

GrandChester
08-19-2011, 09:17 PM
LOL!! I have heard this one and it is a good one I might add!

sana
08-20-2011, 09:58 PM
Haha!! Nice!! :D

krazyaboutkatz
08-21-2011, 06:10 PM
I hadn't heard this joke before. All I can say is "EWWWWW Yuck!!!".:)