Randi
03-09-2011, 08:21 AM
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well for example the other day Mary my wife and I went into town and
visited a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came
out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said 'Come on man how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a dumb a**.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out
tires. So Mary called him a **** head. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more we abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our BUS arrived and we went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's
important at our age.
Well for example the other day Mary my wife and I went into town and
visited a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came
out there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said 'Come on man how about giving a senior citizen a break?'
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a dumb a**.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out
tires. So Mary called him a **** head. He finished the second ticket and
put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more we abused him the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our BUS arrived and we went home.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's
important at our age.