Senior texting Code

[Marigold2]

Since seniors are texting and tweeting more and more there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.
* ATD ~ At The Doctor's
* BFF ~ Best Friend Farted
* BTW ~ Bring The Wheelchair
* BYOT ~ Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM ~ Covered By Medicare
* CUATSC ~ See You At The Senior Center
* FWB ~ Friend With Beta Blockers
* FWIW ~ Forgot Where I Was
* FYI ~ Found Your Insulin
* GGPBL ~ Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
* GHA ~ Got Heartburn Again
* IMHO ~ Is My Hearing-Aid On?
* LMDO ~ Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL ~ Living On Lipitor
* OMMR ~ On My Massage Recliner
* ROFL-CGU ~ Rolling On The Floor Laughing-Can't Get Up
* TTYL ~ Talk To You Louder
* WAITT ~ Who Am I Talking To?
* WTP ~ Where's The Prunes?
* WWNO ~ Walker Wheels Need Oil
Feel free to add any codes you feel are missing; send the additions back to the person who sent you this so they can update their list.
* NCDCWPH ~ Never confuse denture cream with preparation H
* WIMG ~ Where Is My Glasses

[Bonny]

*ICRWILI - I Can't Remember Where I Left It?

[Medusa]

BTD = Bring The Depends

[happylabs]

LOL!!! I am seriously laughing out loud on these. Thanks for the laugh!

[Cataholic]

Those are funny!

[cassiesmom]

GLOS... Grandchild looking over shoulder

These are terrific!

[Marigold2]

PIP... Pooped in pants

[smokey the elder]

NSFG: Not Safe for Grandchildren.:p;)

[NicoleLJ]

These are awsome.

[Bonny]

AAPTCPITR Almost accidently put the coffee pot in the refrigerator.

WATCK Where are the car keys?

WITC Where is the car?

GIIHGO God it is hell getting old.

[cassiesmom]

NLL: nice little lady
NLL-FWB: nice little lady fell, went boom

GCA: grandchild alert

HSM: having (a) senior moment

LOL: little old lady

GOMER: Get out (of) my emergency room
GGTG: GOMER goes to ground (i.e., falls out of bed)

CFCP: Cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs

[3Catcondo]

Cute, I love BFF!!!!

[Vette]

:D these are cute

[wombat2u2004]

GLB = Get lost blue :D

[sana]

NIAGM - Not in a good mood
NOYB - None of your beeswax :p

really funny :D

[sana]

AOLWCWHHP - Angry Old lady who can whack her heavy purse ;):p

[Bonny]

AOLWCWHHP - Angry Old lady who can whack her heavy purse ;):p

OLCFHP Old Lady Can't Find Her Purse :D

[sana]

OLCFHP Old Lady Can't Find Her Purse :D

SRLT - Sana really liked this ;)

[cassiesmom]

SRLT - Sana really liked this ;)

ERLTT: Elyse really likes this too! (And I e-mailed it to my dad, who's 82 and HE really liked it and shared it with friends :) )

There are lists of funny medical acronyms on the Internet, but some of them are politically insensitive. But sometimes in really stressful or very sad situations you just need to laugh to relieve tension. Here is a polite one:
Flower Sign (or positive flower sign): flowers at a bedside, denotes patient has a supportive family and most likely will have ready access to help at home upon discharge

[sana]

ERLTT: Elyse really likes this too! (And I e-mailed it to my dad, who's 82 and HE really liked it and shared it with friends :) )

There are lists of funny medical acronyms on the Internet, but some of them are politically insensitive. But sometimes in really stressful or very sad situations you just need to laugh to relieve tension. Here is a polite one:
Flower Sign (or positive flower sign): flowers at a bedside, denotes patient has a supportive family and most likely will have ready access to help at home upon discharge

Lol! this is so funny :p Good one! :D I would have pressed the like button a million times, only if it were there, this is really funny! :D :) :D

[Marigold2]

WMP......Wet my pants
MLLA.......Medicine list lost again
FDA.......Forgot Dr's App
WIDIH....What insurance do I have?
DIKY.....Do I know you?
DYKM.....Do you know me?
WIA.......Who am I?

[wombat2u2004]

MWAASLRB = Monica wants an Aussie Surf Lifesaver Real Bad. :D

[Marigold2]

I do I do I do, but don't tell anyone.. just us ok? :p

[wombat2u2004]

I do I do I do, but don't tell anyone.. just us ok? :p

Ok, it's our secret Monica....nobody on PT will even suspect it :D:D